Gaffer tape on Mondeo bumpers...

Gaffer tape on Mondeo bumpers...

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richard300

Original Poster:

1,085 posts

210 months

Saturday 24th November 2012
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It would appear i am not alone in observing this common occurrence.....

http://www.jack-frost.co.uk/mondeo_gaffer_tape.htm...

MC Bodge

21,654 posts

176 months

Saturday 24th November 2012
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You had thought you were the only one to observe this?

Have we travelled back to 1998?

paulwoof

1,612 posts

156 months

Saturday 24th November 2012
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there was a thread on this before, and if i remember correctly it was something to do with what the bumper was made of made them prone to cracking, and they were expensive to buy new and all the uncracked ones from scrappys have been snapped up

Raize

1,476 posts

180 months

Saturday 24th November 2012
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Lets you pass MOT... meh

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Saturday 24th November 2012
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If you have ever seen an intact Mondeo rear bumper "flapping" at speed you will

see why they split so commonly

silverfoxcc

7,692 posts

146 months

Saturday 24th November 2012
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Seen so many, i was beginning to think it was part of the factory supplied toolkit

CraigyMc

16,423 posts

237 months

Saturday 24th November 2012
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paulwoof said:
there was a thread on this before, and if i remember correctly it was something to do with what the bumper was made of made them prone to cracking, and they were expensive to buy new and all the uncracked ones from scrappys have been snapped up
Why aren't they made from gaffer tape in the first place?

C

BorkFactor

7,266 posts

159 months

Saturday 24th November 2012
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As has even said already - it's because the bumpers are made from very thin plastic so crack very easily. They are also quite expensive to replace, and on such a cheap car it often makes a lot more sense to just bodge it.

Having said that, I think my old ST24 was the only one in existence that has intact bumpers that didn't even flap at speed hehe

GoneAnon

1,703 posts

153 months

Saturday 24th November 2012
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As I understand it, the Mondeo bumper had a line of sacrificial clips designed to let go before the plastic shell was damaged. The intention was that these would be replaced after any minor impact.

In practice, though, they weren't - either because the driver was unaware that someone had nudged their car while parked or because there was no visible damage when they looked at it. Either way, without the clips holding the shell in place the plastic was left to flex in the breeze until it cracked.

icepop

1,177 posts

208 months

Sunday 25th November 2012
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Sod off, that was my thread, many moons ago.

aw51 121565

4,771 posts

234 months

Sunday 25th November 2012
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MC Bodge said:
You had thought you were the only one to observe this?

Have we travelled back to 1998?
The back end of 1993 in some temporary cases, surely? hehe

Admittedly it possibly wasn't de riguer until around 1998 though... redface

And we thought that the occasional Sierra "showing foam" was bad - how little did we know what was coming some years later nuts .

405dogvan

5,328 posts

266 months

Sunday 25th November 2012
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It's worth saying that the thing you're talking about isn't a 'bumper' - at least in bodyshop speak - it's a 'bumper cover'.

In the case of Mondeos, it's a flimsy bit of plastic which can't even support it's own weight. It's wrapped around impact-absorbing foam to make the car look prettier (the foam not being pretty) and held on with a minimal amount of screws (which don't last that well).

It's actually cheap to replace but the obsession with painting cars in hard-to-match-between-metal-and-plastic colours added to the faffy fitting of such a flexible part means replacing it actually costs an arm and a leg by the time it's fitted and painted - hence people don't bother...

Under the 'bumper cover' and it's foam 'liner' there's the 'bumper bar' and/or 'bumper support bar' which is the actual solid impact-protection - it's that you don't want to see damage on when you're shopping...

There is no 'bumper' as such smile

Sam.F

1,144 posts

201 months

Sunday 25th November 2012
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iva cosworth said:
If you have ever seen an intact Mondeo rear bumper "flapping" at speed you will

see why they split so commonly
yes

I remember seeing a Mondeo trying to keep up with an Aston at well north of 100mph on the A74 (M) a few years ago, the whole bumper looked like it was going to fall off!

TheTurbonator

2,792 posts

152 months

Sunday 25th November 2012
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I bought a Mondeo with a cracked bumper once. Bought a brand new painted one off Ebay which was matched to the paint code of the car and it matched perfectly. Spent all day removing the old one, removing the tow bar and fitting the new one.

A week later I ran out of talent on a corner, crashed the car into a ditch and the brand new bumper was ripped clean off. It was the only damage on the car, except for a bit of mud and grass stuck in a few places. Pissed off, wasn't the word.

TheRacingSnake

1,817 posts

164 months

Sunday 25th November 2012
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Ha. i have a 12 yearold mondeo st and both bumpers are intact and gaffer tape free. i am very proud of this as every single other one i see is taped up. even the mrs has noticed it.

Kozy

3,169 posts

219 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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I had one with a cracked and gaffer taped rear bumper, and an odd coloured front bumper.

T'was like that when I bought it, I never questioned it, it was one of those "They all dop that sir" things.

Triumph Man

8,699 posts

169 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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TheRacingSnake said:
Ha. i have a 12 yearold mondeo st and both bumpers are intact and gaffer tape free. i am very proud of this as every single other one i see is taped up. even the mrs has noticed it.
Give it time... It will happen.

medieval

1,499 posts

212 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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If only they did Gaffa tape in a range of colours.

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

266 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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medieval said:
If only they did Gaffa tape in a range of colours.
My brother has gaffa tape in silver and black to suit his pair of Mondeos.

Neither of them has cracked a bumper yet.

MacW

1,349 posts

177 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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TheRacingSnake said:
Ha. i have a 12 yearold mondeo st and both bumpers are intact and gaffer tape free. i am very proud of this as every single other one i see is taped up. even the mrs has noticed it.
One morning you will come down and it will just be there, you will not have put it on, it will be a mystery.