The RE: AC Schnitzer creates even hotter M135i

The RE: AC Schnitzer creates even hotter M135i

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Pistonwot

413 posts

160 months

Saturday 1st December 2012
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The Spruce goose said:
Urban Sports said:
I doubt the 'crowd' have driven it.
never stopped people from commenting on cars.

the point was the car is ugly and most agree. it is hard to make one look nicer.
Setting it on fire would be the best place to start.

Thing is, most of the 'crowd' dont have the same freakish 'image' issues. The 'crowd' are not just obsessing on the roundel and by that alone deciding 'its in the club' and therefore amazing.
Because its not.
This horror is so ugly it even offends people with their backs to it.

Kong

1,503 posts

172 months

Saturday 1st December 2012
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I'd rather have the regular model with a remap

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 1st December 2012
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Pistonwot said:
Setting it on fire would be the best place to start.

Thing is, most of the 'crowd' dont have the same freakish 'image' issues. The 'crowd' are not just obsessing on the roundel and by that alone deciding 'its in the club' and therefore amazing.
Because its not.
This horror is so ugly it even offends people with their backs to it.
it is the old adage, blonde but stupid or ulgy but a personality.



Pistonwot

413 posts

160 months

Saturday 1st December 2012
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The Spruce goose said:
Pistonwot said:
Setting it on fire would be the best place to start.

Thing is, most of the 'crowd' dont have the same freakish 'image' issues. The 'crowd' are not just obsessing on the roundel and by that alone deciding 'its in the club' and therefore amazing.
Because its not.
This horror is so ugly it even offends people with their backs to it.
it is the old adage, blonde but stupid or ulgy but a personality.
No it isnt.

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 1st December 2012
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Pistonwot said:
No it isnt.
yes it is

eliot

11,436 posts

255 months

Saturday 1st December 2012
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Wheels are dogste.

paulmoonraker

2,850 posts

164 months

Saturday 1st December 2012
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Ugly as sin. I bet its got hairy armpits.

Bladedancer

1,277 posts

197 months

Sunday 2nd December 2012
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"The firm reckons that its power hike hasn't affected the amazingly low 188g/km CO2 figure (equating to 35mpg)."

Ok, I'm having problems processing this. How does CO2 figure "equate" to fuel consumption?

Escort3500

11,914 posts

146 months

Sunday 2nd December 2012
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The One Series has always been an ill proportioned and ugly car and no amount of tinkering with spoilers, splitters, wheels etc will change that. Great performance but I just would not pay a lot of money for such a hideous looking vehicle....

Oz83

688 posts

140 months

Monday 3rd December 2012
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that, but seriously, I really like the look of these (the standard car, not this version). I was sat across from a BMW dealership having lunch watching the sales reps heading in and out in various colours/guises and the cars looked great. From a distance the front can be mistaken for an F10 series, which isn't a bad thing IMO. I think cars that really divide opinion when they are launched can only get better looking over time, as people become used to seeing them. A car that is instantly great looking will only get less interesting and begin to look dated.

Standard M135 in estoril blue with a set of satin black BBS CH for me.


astirling

419 posts

173 months

Monday 3rd December 2012
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Pistonwot said:
Setting it on fire would be the best place to start.

Thing is, most of the 'crowd' dont have the same freakish 'image' issues. The 'crowd' are not just obsessing on the roundel and by that alone deciding 'its in the club' and therefore amazing.
Because its not.
This horror is so ugly it even offends people with their backs to it.
Mine does not offend me, whether I have my back to it or not. It's not a very pretty car, but it is not offensive and it is fantastic at what it does.

Guvernator

13,160 posts

166 months

Monday 3rd December 2012
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Sorry but I am going to have to go with "the crowd" here and say this thing is as ugly as sin but it's not really Schnitzer's fault tbh. The 1 series must be one of the ugliest cars to be released in the past decade. BMW had a chance to make it better with the recent facelift and they still haven't, why this even got approval from the design committee is beyond me. Shame as the engine\drivetrain is superb, which is why I drive a 335i wink

Baaahhhhhhhh!

Bladedancer

1,277 posts

197 months

Monday 3rd December 2012
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Guvernator said:
Sorry but I am going to have to go with "the crowd" here and say this thing is as ugly as sin but it's not really Schnitzer's fault tbh. The 1 series must be one of the ugliest cars to be released in the past decade. BMW had a chance to make it better with the recent facelift and they still haven't, why this even got approval from the design committee is beyond me. Shame as the engine\drivetrain is superb, which is why I drive a 335i wink

Baaahhhhhhhh!
The worst thing is they made the new one even more ugly...

SAndals

170 posts

175 months

Monday 3rd December 2012
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Tell you what, the new 1 looks great, feels special and drives well - when you're sitting inside one.
No smutty jokes now....

yellowcab

254 posts

222 months

Monday 3rd December 2012
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The picture of the orange M135i is a coupe not a five door hatch. I didn't think BMW had even brought out one yet. Sorry if I'm behind the times on his one

drpep

1,758 posts

169 months

Monday 3rd December 2012
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playalistic said:
Schnitzer cosmetics are such a huge fail.
Completely agree.

They're the design equivalent of German Techno music; vacuous.

Those wheels are straight off a waankers Astra.

kikiturbo

170 posts

228 months

Tuesday 4th December 2012
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Bladedancer said:
"The firm reckons that its power hike hasn't affected the amazingly low 188g/km CO2 figure (equating to 35mpg)."

Ok, I'm having problems processing this. How does CO2 figure "equate" to fuel consumption?
well, CO2 is a direct product of burning petrol... and if you are not runnning really rich mixtures (giving you excessive ammounts of CO instead of CO2) then there is a direct link between CO2 g/km and l/km (mpg).. the more fuel you burn, more CO2 you produce.. smile

Bladedancer

1,277 posts

197 months

Tuesday 4th December 2012
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kikiturbo said:
well, CO2 is a direct product of burning petrol... and if you are not runnning really rich mixtures (giving you excessive ammounts of CO instead of CO2) then there is a direct link between CO2 g/km and l/km (mpg).. the more fuel you burn, more CO2 you produce.. smile
If one was to look at it this way, all CO2 figures are meaningless as they would only work for manufacturer-provided MPG figures, which assume certain driving conditions, fuel quality etc etc.

In this case your CO2 figure would depend on your driving style and someone driving a 1.2 litre round 4k RPM should pay more car tax than me cruising at 2k RPM in my 3 litre.

CO2 values are not provided in a range but fixed figure. It is no doubt averaged in some magic way (to make it totally irrelevant and meaningless) but I always wondered how they arrive at that number.

Take this:
A car does 8 litres per 100km (35MPG).

If 8 litres = 100 km then 1 km = 0,08 litre

Gasoline density is 0,75 kg/l = 750g/l

If 750g = 1 litre then 0,08 litre = 60g

Therefore, 1 km = 60g of fuel.

So according to this 60g of fuel turns into round 200 or so g of CO2?
CO2 isn't the only product of burning fuel...

kikiturbo

170 posts

228 months

Tuesday 4th December 2012
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Bladedancer said:
So according to this 60g of fuel turns into round 200 or so g of CO2?
CO2 isn't the only product of burning fuel...
you are forgetting that it is not fuel alone that is burning inside the engine, but air/fuel mixture... and at stochiometric ratio, that most engines try to run as much as possible (due to cat efficiency), you have 14.7 times more air (by mass) then fuel in the mix.. smile

also, as far as I see... official CO2 figure is always related to mixed fuel consumption... but I can check if you like..

Bladedancer

1,277 posts

197 months

Thursday 6th December 2012
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kikiturbo said:
you are forgetting that it is not fuel alone that is burning inside the engine, but air/fuel mixture... and at stochiometric ratio, that most engines try to run as much as possible (due to cat efficiency), you have 14.7 times more air (by mass) then fuel in the mix.. smile

also, as far as I see... official CO2 figure is always related to mixed fuel consumption... but I can check if you like..
I'm not forgetting anything.
You take oxygen from the air and burn carbohydrates in the fuel. You get energy, CO2, water and various nitrus oxides.
Unless you're counting CO2 that gets into the engine in the air, you can only get CO2 only by burning carbs in the fuel, so in those 60 grams.
Furthermore, combustion is not 100% effective, so instead of getting just CO2 you get CO and other things (like Acetaldehyde, depending on fuel used)
If (mass wise) carbon is about 27% of mass of CO2, so 60 grams of pure carbon would give you over 220 grams of CO2 in perfect combustion. But those 60 grams are not pure carbon but something more like C8H18 or CH4.