RE: 'Performance' crossovers gain more ground

RE: 'Performance' crossovers gain more ground

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y2blade

56,132 posts

216 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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nick-elise said:
Who actually buys these cars? They look like they hit every branch...
wavey I would.


0a

23,902 posts

195 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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The world is a funny place. I look at those and can't conceive how I would ever commit to buy one under any circumstance. It's good that we're not all the same though!

Not Ideal

2,901 posts

189 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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As a happy Countryman owner I erm quite like this.

Thicko

3,850 posts

227 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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y2blade said:
nick-elise said:
Who actually buys these cars? They look like they hit every branch...
wavey I would.
I would, too. I can't afford one, but I would if the cash was there.

ADM06

1,077 posts

173 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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Every time I see a vehicle like this on the road I think knob. This is compounded by the fact that I often see then driven at 40 on 60 mph NSL single carriageways braking for every gentle meander in the road.
What was the line in the juke advert, "the ultimate urban car" or something like that? What the actual fk.

jbi

12,674 posts

205 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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ADM06 said:
Every time I see a vehicle like this on the road I think knob.
A bit strong no?

I don't particularly like the juke or countryman but I certainly make no assumptions about the driver, nor do I hate them for it.

As far as the vehicle concept goes... I think it's sound but they need to design a nicer looking car that fits the requirements. The juke especially is just fugly

AC43

11,498 posts

209 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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When I was four I loved my Tonka toy. I really really really loved it

Then I grew up.

And bought a proper car.

The end.

AC43

11,498 posts

209 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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Devil2575 said:
fking horrible looking cars that scream "look at me".
Or I'll run you over. Cos I'm TOUGH. GRRRRRR!

CliveM

525 posts

186 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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jbi said:
ADM06 said:
Every time I see a vehicle like this on the road I think knob.
A bit strong no?

I don't particularly like the juke or countryman but I certainly make no assumptions about the driver, nor do I hate them for it.

As far as the vehicle concept goes... I think it's sound but they need to design a nicer looking car that fits the requirements. The juke especially is just fugly
The thing is - each to their own. I don't blame the manufacturers for building something that sells, I blame the people buying them.
I like the fact that there's diversity in design; weirdly enough I actually quite like the look of the Juke.

But every time I see a Countryman on the road i think knob. Apologies for those owners reading this. For those who say you shouldn't make judgements - why on earth not? It's exactly the same as judging someone by what they're wearing. Perfectly rational, as long as you're then prepared to revise your judgement when presented with more to go on than first impressions.

Edited by CliveM on Thursday 13th December 20:32

Hellbound

2,500 posts

177 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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AC43 said:
Devil2575 said:
fking horrible looking cars that scream "look at me".
Or I'll run you over. Cos I'm TOUGH. GRRRRRR!
There's a maroon Juke parked in the next street to me. It's owned by a mature couple and I rarely notice the thing; I've always thought it's surprisingly compact.

I think it's quite ridiculous that people feel so strongly about it.

ADM06

1,077 posts

173 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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CliveM said:
The thing is - each to their own. I don't blame the manufacturers for building something that sells, I blame the people buying them.
I like the fact that there's diversity in design; weirdly enough I actually quite like the look of the Juke.

But every time I see a Countryman on the road i think knob. Apologies for those owners reading this. For those who say you shouldn't make judgements - why on earth not? It's exactly the same as judging someone by what they're wearing. Perfectly rational, as long as you're then prepared to revise your judgement when presented with more to go on than first impressions.

Edited by CliveM on Thursday 13th December 20:32
Didn't think I was alone.
Yes, when I see a "4x4" that isn't four wheel drive or even if it is, is useless off road, I think knob. Another example would be the prize tool I saw stuck in a thin sheet of snow in his X1 a few years ago. I was quite easily able to traverse the hill in my E36 when he gave up.
Oh and people carriers, especially those with five seats. I spend much of my time driving a van for work, so if you are holding up a van on the road you are indeed, a slow fk.

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Edited by ADM06 on Thursday 13th December 20:53

chrispj

264 posts

144 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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'Sporty' faux off-roaders (or whatever today's acronym of choice is) - like the X6 they're the engineering department's answer to a question that should never have been asked.

Let's take a car that's taller and heavier than equivalent sized normal cars, so it has more weight and a higher CoG, so to make it feel sporty will need to be more stiffly sprung. So you lose the main advantage of the non-sporty version of these things which is being taller means often a better ride comfort than equivalent hatch. It's heavier so it will be slower and less economic than the equivalent hatch.

So Pros and cons...

Pros: You sit higher and can see more.

Cons: Slower, worse fuel economy, poor ride comfort, looks ugly as sin...

Why would you?

Mr Wolf

252 posts

138 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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I like the look of them both smile


EDLT

15,421 posts

207 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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Hellbound said:
AC43 said:
Devil2575 said:
fking horrible looking cars that scream "look at me".
Or I'll run you over. Cos I'm TOUGH. GRRRRRR!
There's a maroon Juke parked in the next street to me. It's owned by a mature couple and I rarely notice the thing; I've always thought it's surprisingly compact.

I think it's quite ridiculous that people feel so strongly about it.
This. What is wrong with you people?

At least nobody is pretending either of these cars are massive, yet.

AlexKing

613 posts

159 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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To save our keyboards, I vote we shorten "Juke Nismo" to "Jismo" - it's a bit of a mouthful, isn't it.

beasto

323 posts

215 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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On the bright side, these things provide choice for the tasteless.

And at least they are not bland.

Pity I have to see them on the street though.


jbi

12,674 posts

205 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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TBH most of the people I see driving them are young women, like the lady who lives just across the car park from me in the single bedroom upstairs flat.


B17NNS

18,506 posts

248 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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That Datsun is fking ugly.

okie592

2,711 posts

168 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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i really like the paceman

rocky79

44 posts

190 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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I owned a Mini Cooper S -supercharged one and it was a pretty good car, well built, fun to drive the mini brand sucks you in. The Mini marketing dept are very good at what they do, took a brand and made it fashionable and accessable again and just keep churing out what people want. Aimed at 20 - 30 somethings with a bit of cash for the cooper and older people who want to be 20-30 but have the cash to add all the extras and make it 30k worth of car. People might hate it but Mini are one of the few european car brands expanding all the time. More of these to come!

I dont like it though, the car you never needed.