RE: 'Performance' crossovers gain more ground

RE: 'Performance' crossovers gain more ground

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Agent Orange

2,194 posts

247 months

Thursday 13th December 2012
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I'll be honest.... I quite like the Juke. getmecoat

Don't like the Paceman though - that is ugly.

MadDog1962

891 posts

163 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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Paraicj said:
If someone gave me a 200hp manual Juke I'd probably drive it. I wouldn't pay £20k for one, but it would have to be worth a go!
Might mare more sense in some other markets. However, I think that there are much better choices if you want a subcompact SUV with performance. Tiguan for example. The Mini and Juke are both too small inside and are aesthetically rather errr... Um well... Errr... An acquired taste or something....

DanielSan

18,818 posts

168 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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Tegis said:
Wonder when mini will start to build something Discovery sized and very ugly if they continue on this path.
Have you seen the size of a Countryman, it's already Mk1 Discovery sized!!

oilit

2,634 posts

179 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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Mini - really?

Looks more like a Maxi in terms of size and about as appealing as an Allegro styling wise....


I do wonder who buys this crap - I don't recall seeing very many of these or the estate versions around at all - surely the P&L analysis must show that the std mini and mini convertible are still the major sellers....

Leicesterdave

2,282 posts

181 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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I dislike them both but am pleased that there is a bit of diversity in the market. If we all had i30's the world would be a boring place...

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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Devil2575 said:
fking horrible looking cars that scream "look laugh at me".
Fixed that for you.

Fetchez la vache

5,574 posts

215 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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I must have drunk more than I thought at last nights xmas do, as I quite like the look of the mini...

I'm sure I'll be back to normal later...

300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

191 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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oilit said:
Mini - really?

Looks more like a Maxi in terms of size and about as appealing as an Allegro styling wise....
Why do people so struggle with the concept the "MINI" is a name and brand not a description?? confused

And for the record it is "mini" in terms of 4wd SUV's.

RDMcG

19,191 posts

208 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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Horrible lumpen mess. These things seem to come in all sorts of sizes up the the frightful BMW X6.

fwaggie

1,644 posts

201 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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Due to a fecked knee I once went to have a look at and test drive a Juke.

Being a tall car it allowed me to very easily get into and out of it with no problem & no pain.

And needing a tall car, not needing 4x4 capability, and not wanting to pay much, it's ideal.

(I bought a Focus in the end - the Juke driving position was no good for me)

The looks are still marmite and the colour affects the looks greatly, in some colours I like the looks a lot, in some colours I think it's as ugly as Nora Batty.

Minis I hate. Stupid space hopper sized blob in the middle of the dash.

I've not that stupid that I let someones choice of car influence my opinion of the driver in it though.

kayzee

2,819 posts

182 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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I thought the Juke was one of the ugliest cars of modern times, but you know what, the Nizmo one doesn't look half bad! Apart from the daft front lights. The interior looks amazing...


richb77

887 posts

162 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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It can hardly be called a "mini" anymore can it? It looks like a fat bird trying to squeeze into a skirt four sizes too small.

And you cannot use the word "practical" and "Juke" in the same sentence IME. If you want a practical Nissan crossover you have to get the cashcow.

jbi

12,674 posts

205 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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richb77 said:
It can hardly be called a "mini" anymore can it? It looks like a fat bird trying to squeeze into a skirt four sizes too small.
mini'est in it's class though

which is the point

300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

191 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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richb77 said:
It can hardly be called a "mini" anymore can it? It looks like a fat bird trying to squeeze into a skirt four sizes too small.
Not sure if serious.

So what other AWD 5 door 5 seater SUV's are smaller?

If the name and branding is too confusing to grasp, just think of it in relative terms. e.g. a "mini" bus is actually a lot bigger than most cars. But in bus terms it's small. The Countryman might be bigger than some tiny city cars, but in relative terms it's tiny for a 4x4 SUV.

Leicesterdave

2,282 posts

181 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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300bhp/ton said:
Not sure if serious.

So what other AWD 5 door 5 seater SUV's are smaller?

If the name and branding is too confusing to grasp, just think of it in relative terms. e.g. a "mini" bus is actually a lot bigger than most cars. But in bus terms it's small. The Countryman might be bigger than some tiny city cars, but in relative terms it's tiny for a 4x4 SUV.
Well put

Agent Orange

2,194 posts

247 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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PH said:
'Performance' crossovers gain more ground
"Gain more ground".... Taken me a few days but I see what you did there.

AntJD

22 posts

155 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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The Juke I can handle. Its an odd car with some added performance inspired by the rather interesting and fun Juke GTR. But the Mini, my god is that thing ugly. It looks like a mini that got fat and went in for plastic surgery that went wrong! *Barf* Plus its called a Mini, I know its a brand now and not a model but it makes the car one big contradiction. The only spin off I like was the Rocketman Concept.

johnnnnnnyy

231 posts

191 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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To all the 'nob' chanters, its well documented 90% of the 4x4's on the road never go off road, Ranger Rover acknowledging this with the new model being more of a limo. These chanters are the same guys sitting in the pub puffing their chests and willy waving about their BHP and carbon fibre, when again 90% of these performance cars never touch a race track. These being the same people posting from Version 25.1.87 of the latest OS on the newest PDA recently synced with the turbo fantastic pentium processor with retina display on their PC that will never control the space ship they are watching on their 60" LED wifi enabled TV while slipping on their designer suit and cheap after shave. 'Nob' the mini driver hails as he drives past……Welcome to the 21st century of accessorising.

zebedee

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4,589 posts

279 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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johnnnnnnyy said:
To all the 'nob' chanters, its well documented 90% of the 4x4's on the road never go off road, Ranger Rover acknowledging this with the new model being more of a limo. These chanters are the same guys sitting in the pub puffing their chests and willy waving about their BHP and carbon fibre, when again 90% of these performance cars never touch a race track. These being the same people posting from Version 25.1.87 of the latest OS on the newest PDA recently synced with the turbo fantastic pentium processor with retina display on their PC that will never control the space ship they are watching on their 60" LED wifi enabled TV while slipping on their designer suit and cheap after shave. 'Nob' the mini driver hails as he drives past……Welcome to the 21st century of accessorising.
the bhp and carbon fibre make a difference every time you press the pedal, but the extra flabbiness of these cars is genuinely useless in most cases.

Coolbanana

4,417 posts

201 months

Friday 14th December 2012
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johnnnnnnyy said:
... its well documented 90% of the 4x4's on the road never go off road...
Very true - it's possibly why most come with road tyres and not all-terrain. People like the height and space they generally offer and some like the idea it can go off-road very well in the same way that someone buys a 200mph-capable car but never takes it anywhere near that.

I currently have a 4x4 that will not likely see more than a muddy field. Which is odd perhaps in that I really enjoy driving off-road and doing 4x4-type things. But I like doing those on Safari in Africa and have never really got into Greenlaning etc over here in the UK. Possibly not given it a decent enough bash to find the appeal. My idea of off-roading is seeing the amazing beauty of the African landscape and alls it flora and fauna.

So I'll hold my hand up and say I don't 'need' a 4x4 at all in the UK. However, I like them and that's all the reason I need. The same applies to anyone who likes any SUV / Crossover / Sports car etc.

As for these two, I'm not a fan of the Nissans looks but don't mind the Paceman. Wouldn't buy one, but it looks ok to me.