RE: Powerfully-built directors drive fastest

[VinceFox]

Theyre also the ones that take it the most personally when you go past them on a bike.

[pops and bangs]

Here are the faces people post on here, what the hell do they mean

[Silverbullet767]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/forever-alone

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface-coolface-p...

[jamespink]

Well I am a Director of a company, drive an E39 M5 with gusto when appropriate. Its maintained 100% with all new kit before its needed. I love it. What is the issue with that?

[Ekona]

jamespink said:

Well I am a Director of a company, drive an E39 M5 with gusto when appropriate. Its maintained 100% with all new kit before its needed. I love it. What is the issue with that?

You just need a can of Red Bull and you're the perfect PHer

[jon-]

I'm a powerfully built company director with an M3.

I am pistonheads. Bow before me, little workers.

[rtz62]

Interesting that the picture you chose was an Audi, as the drivers of same seem to have taken from BMW the mantle of fking knobheads of the motorway...

[crispyshark]

jamespink said:

Well I am a Director of a company, drive an E39 M5 with gusto when appropriate. Its maintained 100% with all new kit before its needed. I love it. What is the issue with that?

It's not a brand new model or an audi so you can't qualify mate! By driving that model you fall into the PH 'cool' gang! I could take some points off for you owning a comms company though....lol

[mybrainhurts]

Money supermarket said:

Survey

What a load of bks...

[VinceFox]

Ive got an m3 and i teach kids to make cartoons for a living.

We aren't all directors you know.

[jamespink]

trando said:

That's almost me

I don't drive an Audi and I'm not powerfully built. But I'm a Jag XFR driving Operations Director. Does that count?

Absolutely... Good for you!

[TTmonkey]

Operations Director is just an internal company position, and not the same league as a "PH powerfully built company director".

[Ari]

Loplop said:

"also surprising is that younger drivers are less likely to be convicted of speeding than those aged 40-49"

Can I have my lowered premiums now then please?

Insurance companies don't pay out for "speeding", they pay out for "crashing".

[VinceFox]

i drive an m3 and i teach kids to make cartoons.

[crispyshark]

VinceFox said:

Ive got an m3 and i teach kids to make cartoons for a living.

We aren't all directors you know.

as you've repeated yourself in 2 posts, you by default can not qualify as a 'Powerfully Built Company Director'; they are far too cool for that!

[robinessex]

Funny. Lots of the 'Powerful Directors' I've seen driving their power machine on the motorway seem content to potter along in the middle lane at circa 65mph. Anything other than a straight road confusses them. A personal reg no is compulsory though

[VinceFox]

crispyshark said:

VinceFox said:

Ive got an m3 and i teach kids to make cartoons for a living.

We aren't all directors you know.

as you've repeated yourself in 2 posts, you by default can not qualify as a 'Powerfully Built Company Director'; they are far too cool for that!

dammit. machine shut down as i was posting and told me it hadn't sent.

[trando]

jamespink said:

trando said:

That's almost me

I don't drive an Audi and I'm not powerfully built. But I'm a Jag XFR driving Operations Director. Does that count?

Absolutely... Good for you!

Us non-Audi driving directors should stick together in the case the powerfully built Audi driving directors start ganging up on us....

[Mr MXT]

Does this "powerfully built" crap really have to be on the homepage.

Leave it to the forums.

[rj1986]

trashbat said:

Something I've often wondered, then: what do these powerful director types do when they meet another one of their kind whilst driving?

So they're in their Audi Allthesame, doing 90mph a couple of inches off some grandad's bumper, horn and main beam on, when their identical twin races up behind them at 120mph, even closer, in even more of a hurry. Do they think, 'what an Audi driving fkpot', or what?

Wouldn't happen. They're like identical poles on magnets- they can never be too close to each other.