One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

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Swanny87

1,265 posts

120 months

Tuesday 24th March 2015
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Issi said:
Hey everyone! Look at me! Look at me!

I've got a Porsche Cayenne, and my number plate reads CA** YEN. Just in case you didn't get it.

I bet that he mentions it every time, not "I'm just popping out to check the tyre pressures on the car".

It will almost definitely be "I'm just popping out to check the tyre pressures on the CAYENNE"

(He was driving like a knob on the M4 earlier)
Just going to fire up the Cayenne...

yellowjack

17,082 posts

167 months

Tuesday 24th March 2015
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Focus parked (badly) in Farnborough today, with a sticker on the back window which read...


IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOUR NOT AN IMMIGRANT

...seriously? I've rarely been so utterly offended in all my life!


It's "YOU'RE" you feckin' bell end, not "YOUR". I'm guessing a staggeringly high percentage of immigrants have a significantly better grasp of written English than you! Can you spell zenofobe for me, too?

Yes, I know it's spelled X-E-N-O-P-H-O-B-E, but I'll be willing to wager that the illiterate Focus driver doesn't wink

rambo19

2,750 posts

138 months

Tuesday 24th March 2015
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Light rain and people who have their wipers on full blast!

iamed

261 posts

175 months

Tuesday 24th March 2015
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Headlight height of car behind not set correctly so they're shining up onto my headlight visor. And into my eyes through the rear-view mirror (and yes I do miss the auto-dimming mirrors from my previous car).

Then it's me because I adjust the rear-view mirror to reflect their headlights back at them.

alpha channel

1,387 posts

163 months

Tuesday 24th March 2015
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rambo19 said:
Light rain and people who have their wipers on full blast!
Light rain and rear fog lights on are worse

carlove

7,580 posts

168 months

Tuesday 24th March 2015
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rambo19 said:
Light rain and people who have their wipers on full blast!
Same at the other end of the scale, heavy rain and people who have wipers on intermittent and the windscreen covered in water.

Red Focus today who blindly overtook me and a tractor at the crest of a hill, which was why I wasn't overtaking. I then overtook and quickly caught up with him, as he was going bloody 45mph(NSL road), this did annoy me, impatiently overtook (had been behind the tractor for a total of 10 seconds when he overtook), then holds everybody up.

Flibble

6,476 posts

182 months

Tuesday 24th March 2015
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Issi said:
Hey everyone! Look at me! Look at me!

I've got a Porsche Cayenne, and my number plate reads CA** YEN. Just in case you didn't get it.

I bet that he mentions it every time, not "I'm just popping out to check the tyre pressures on the car".

It will almost definitely be "I'm just popping out to check the tyre pressures on the CAYENNE"

(He was driving like a knob on the M4 earlier)
Just going to pop down the club for a quick nine in the CAYENNE.

DickP

1,131 posts

151 months

Tuesday 24th March 2015
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Liquid Knight said:
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=8180237682876...

Hmmmm... stop and help the guy before he injures himself or take a selfie video while pulling constipated faces?

Tough choice but he took the path of the complete knobhead. Everyone else who just walked by are also knobs but the "totes selfie vid' bra" guy deserves a "special" mention.
Wow that's a new one to me. laugh

Riktoid

231 posts

113 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Anyone who jetwashes/rinses TFR or any chemical combo off their P&J into a street drain.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Riktoid said:
Anyone who jetwashes/rinses TFR or any chemical combo off their P&J into a street drain.
Genuine question, how should it be removed/disposed of?

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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What's TFR?

Triumph Man

8,712 posts

169 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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rambo19 said:
Light rain and people who have their wipers on full blast!
Followed a young guy in a Polo who was positioned below the dashboard, dangling a fag out of the window. His wipers were on full whack, mine were intermittent (and at a long delay).

johnS2000

458 posts

173 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Riktoid said:
Anyone who jetwashes/rinses TFR or any chemical combo off their P&J into a street drain.
Why ?? Do you work for Dynorod and need the work .

masermartin

1,629 posts

178 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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OpulentBob said:
What's TFR?
Presumably Traffic Film Remover

masermartin

1,629 posts

178 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Kids on mopeds who seem to think that their hairdryer will stop if they don't blip the throttle every 1/10th of a second. Calm down, chap, it does have the capability to idle, it just makes you seem super impatient.

cootuk

918 posts

124 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/1187936...White_van_man_s_overtaking_manoeuvre_condemned_asdownright_dangerous_/

Not only a driver of a liveried vehicle doing a relatively silly overtake,
but then the owners of the company not being able to say who was driving given they only have a handful of vehicles.

exitwound

1,090 posts

181 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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People standing in the background on TG like they do behind a presenter on an outside broadcast in the street.. "..look Mum, I'm on telly!"

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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TG? Never heard of it.

glasgowrob

3,246 posts

122 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Me seeing as I'm picking up a client in ten minutes and just spilled coffee all down myself

Kno

KFC

3,687 posts

131 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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cootuk said:
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/1187936...White_van_man_s_overtaking_manoeuvre_condemned_asdownright_dangerous_/

Not only a driver of a liveried vehicle doing a relatively silly overtake,
but then the owners of the company not being able to say who was driving given they only have a handful of vehicles.
Perhaps the guy filming should have had a better camera.

Whats the point in having it if you can't read a reg plate when someone does something so idiotic right in front of you?
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