Bought a car privately and problems found. Who do I harass?

[funkyrobot]

LuS1fer said:

Nice car though - is it a Roller?

Should get you round if you hot foot it.

Cheapest Roller on Ebay and Autotrader, apprently.

[Halmyre]

STW2010 said:

You could harass his wife. I've heard she's quite hot

But she'd never leave him.

[Jonny_]

No idea.

I'll ask the Mrs.

Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??????!?

[richb77]

RizzoTheRat said:

Zod said:

Nowhere near as hot as his neighbour, Barney's wife, Betty.

I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

ROFL

[callmedave]

RizzoTheRat said:

Zod said:

Nowhere near as hot as his neighbour, Barney's wife, Betty.

I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

[callmedave]

I heard these cars were rock-solid and never had rust!

[Hoonigan]

richb77 said:

RizzoTheRat said:

Zod said:

Nowhere near as hot as his neighbour, Barney's wife, Betty.

I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

ROFL

classic Red Dwarf

[Iroquois Plisken]

Such bad luck, sounds like you've hit rock bottom.

Still, I hear them cars really shift when you put your foot down!

[LuS1fer]

Isn't that a TVR?

[SRi Slim R]

I suggest a Lexus IS200, straight 6 petrol rwd saloon.

They might not crack 35mpg, but it will be a comfortable car with plenty of them in budget.

You can also consider a Lexus GS if you need more space.

[chrisw666]

Did you pay cash? If you did and have the serial numbers from the notes you could have them cancelled by the Bank of England who will then issue you new currency in £50 multiples.

[r11co]

Is that Ling's latest special offer?

[Andehh]

Utterly hilarious! Keep it up chaps

[Fireblade69]

Check the chassis number, it should be '1'.

[Halmyre]

LuS1fer said:

Nice car though - is it a Roller?

No, it's a Dacia Sandstonera

No, wait - wooden frame, no suspension, rag-top - it's a Morgan!

[Lotusevoraboy]

There really is nothing you can...yabadabadoooooo!

[LuS1fer]

I see it has double wishbone suspension.

[Wrathalanche]

I'm having a WHALE of a time!....?

[LuS1fer]

It's only allowed on trunk roads though.

Just listen to the bark of the exhaust and the rumble of the engine.

Edited by LuS1fer on Friday 26th April 08:43

[qureshia]

You've been duped

Clearly a Stone Age car and therefore unlikely to have rust, any brown stuff on the floor is not likely to have been a Iron based compound.