Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

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generationx

6,748 posts

105 months

Monday 9th August 2021
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hucumber said:
Isn't that just a standard Model x?
+1 - That’s twice in a few days I’ve thought “isn’t that just a Tesla”? I think the last time was a white one on the Badly Modified thread.

Khonda

108 posts

64 months

Monday 9th August 2021
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MattsCar said:
Arches made from tin, 100 mil spacers and a one of a kind colour.

Yours for £17,500.

Car has done 143,000 miles. Would probably retail at £4k if it was standard.

https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/12090033

Slightly off topic but this is an excellent candidate for my game of ‘guess the poorly concealed numberplate’. It took me two attempts smile

gowmonster

2,471 posts

167 months

Tuesday 10th August 2021
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the tribester said:
Pupbelly said:
Nefos said:
Cakey Pig said:
Bodywork falling apart, fair enough, it requires maintanance..

BUT WHAT IS THAT SEAT MOUNTING??????????
They used a couple of box sections to mount the seat to the floor? thats absolutely shocking (one of the last pictures you can see it)
Just Wow!!! eek

Nice
requires TLC innit, bet it was a trade in, and they have £500 for it or less and thought, some cretin dreamer will want this, a cretin who knows a hooky MOT by phone place.

zedx19

2,746 posts

140 months

Tuesday 10th August 2021
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gowmonster said:
requires TLC innit, bet it was a trade in, and they have £500 for it or less and thought, some cretin dreamer will want this, a cretin who knows a hooky MOT by phone place.
Was expecting the MOT history to be interesting, slightly disappointed it's got a relatively clean history, right up until the latest one where it's got rot reported. So bodywork is awful and the front and rear subframes are corroded, just needs putting out of it's misery that car.

Dapster

6,945 posts

180 months

Saturday 24th December 2022
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This is brilliant in so many ways - the special photography, the nonsense description, the claim that when new the engine options was "rare" rather than "unpopular" - but it's the "£10,000 off" a POA that is pure Del Trotter genius. I mean, it could haven been £50k off the POA that he made up in the first place who's to know?



https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C675834

They'll also buy it back from you in 5 years for what you paid - love to see the T&Cs on that!

Draxindustries1

1,657 posts

23 months

Saturday 24th December 2022
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Dapster said:
This is brilliant in so many ways - the special photography, the nonsense description, the claim that when new the engine options was "rare" rather than "unpopular" - but it's the "£10,000 off" a POA that is pure Del Trotter genius. I mean, it could haven been £50k off the POA that he made up in the first place who's to know?



https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C675834

They'll also buy it back from you in 5 years for what you paid - love to see the T&Cs on that!
Very messy advert in the extreme!
Koenig bodykit fitted from new, 10k miles from new and £10k Eur price tag. The buy back guarantee is bizarre..


TonyRPH

12,973 posts

168 months

Saturday 24th December 2022
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Draxindustries1 said:
Very messy advert in the extreme!
Koenig bodykit fitted from new, 10k miles from new and £10k Eur price tag. The buy back guarantee is bizarre..
They're offering 10k off - the price is not 10k! Probably closer to 100k I suspect.

The photography is very, very poor (and seems to be the same or all the other cars in their listings).

It has all the makings of a hacked account.

Their website doesn't work either.


epom

11,527 posts

161 months

Wednesday 1st February 2023
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What the actual ??

AndyDefault

115 posts

158 months

Thursday 16th February 2023
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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/2021112599...

Not even sure how I came across this. I've seen some bad photos in the classifieds in my time but I can't remember one where they haven't even bothered to wash the bird st off it.

TonyRPH

12,973 posts

168 months

Thursday 16th February 2023
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AndyDefault said:
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/2021112599...

Not even sure how I came across this. I've seen some bad photos in the classifieds in my time but I can't remember one where they haven't even bothered to wash the bird st off it.
I can't help feeling that should be advertised as a restoration project. It looks pretty grim!

Been for sale since the 25th of November 2021 too!

Chubbyross

4,548 posts

85 months

Thursday 16th February 2023
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AndyDefault said:
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/2021112599...

Not even sure how I came across this. I've seen some bad photos in the classifieds in my time but I can't remember one where they haven't even bothered to wash the bird st off it.
Take a digit from the end of the price and they might get lucky.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 16th February 2023
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epom said:


What the actual ??
I don't think I'd look twice at that tbh, it looks standard for a modern BMW?

OEMs seem to have taken it upon themselves to drive the aftermarket tat makers completely out of business, from full width lights along the leading edge of the bonnet, to light up badges, those little projections of their logo from the wing mirrors, to naff body kits full of clashing shapes that are as incoherent as Father Jack every tasteless naff magpie trinket is a tick of the options list away now.

Wonder when we'll get the first car with light up windscreen squirters from the factory?

AndyDefault

115 posts

158 months

Thursday 16th February 2023
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epom said:


What the actual ??
That's really triggered my OCD. Is it lower on the right side?

E63eeeeee...

3,860 posts

49 months

Thursday 16th February 2023
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AndyDefault said:
epom said:


What the actual ??
That's really triggered my OCD. Is it lower on the right side?
Probably. E46s are well known for this because of where the battery sits, supposedly in order to better balance out the weight of the driver sitting in the left front seat. I wouldn't be surprised if it applied to other smaller models too where the weight of the battery has more impact.

Starfighter

4,927 posts

178 months

Friday 17th February 2023
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Spitfires have this “feature” and it is referred to a a bachelor’s lean.

dudleybloke

19,834 posts

186 months

Thursday 25th May 2023
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Modified Fiat Panda 4x4 with interesting styling.



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/394626259019

Frimley111R

15,664 posts

234 months

Thursday 25th May 2023
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TonyRPH said:
AndyDefault said:
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/2021112599...

Not even sure how I came across this. I've seen some bad photos in the classifieds in my time but I can't remember one where they haven't even bothered to wash the bird st off it.
I can't help feeling that should be advertised as a restoration project. It looks pretty grim!

Been for sale since the 25th of November 2021 too!
Yep, it was posted on here ages ago. Not badly priced once you get £3k off.

E63eeeeee...

3,860 posts

49 months

Thursday 25th May 2023
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dudleybloke said:
Modified Fiat Panda 4x4 with interesting styling.



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/394626259019
I really like this display design.

Not sure it's worth 1500 quid and the cost of disposing of the rest of the car though.


forsure

2,121 posts

268 months

Tuesday 5th September 2023
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'Only serious buyers who know what there(sic) looking at'


Harry H

3,398 posts

156 months

Tuesday 5th September 2023
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forsure said:
'Only serious buyers who know what there(sic) looking at'

Awesome ad. A "pride and joy" that he couldn't be bothered to chuck a bucket of water over before advertising