Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

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DervVW

2,223 posts

140 months

Sunday 3rd August 2014
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How strange, must be the same fella in Birmingham then!

yzrh

171 posts

123 months

Monday 4th August 2014
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Perhaps he forgot to use Spellcheck this time

Dapster

6,962 posts

181 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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What better way to spend the best part of £300,000?

http://suchen.mobile.de/auto-inserat/bentley-conti...





Who's responsible for this tat? Ahh...


Salesy

850 posts

130 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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Shouldn't this be in another thread?



This really makes my teeth itch. Who would not consider spacing the gauges properly?


Salesy

850 posts

130 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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Shouldn't this be in another thread?



This really makes my teeth itch. Who would not consider spacing the gauges properly?


hedgefinder

3,418 posts

171 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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its most likely due to strengthening bar beind that area of the dash, but it does look bloody awful.....

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Saturday 9th August 2014
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caution eh

Liquid Tuna

1,400 posts

157 months

mrtwisty

3,057 posts

166 months

Sunday 10th August 2014
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It's quite sad really. The work that must have gone into that, all those hours, and it comes out looking so utterly tragic. I wonder how the guy felt at the end of it all?

irocfan

40,513 posts

191 months

Sunday 10th August 2014
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Liquid Tuna said:
be still my beating heart!! I'd actually that has to be one of the worst I have seen

Big Rod

6,200 posts

217 months

Sunday 10th August 2014
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Salesy said:
Shouldn't this be in another thread?



This really makes my teeth itch. Who would not consider spacing the gauges properly?
Even the vent is disgusted!

Three threads in one picture. Any advance?

irocfan

40,513 posts

191 months

Sunday 10th August 2014
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irocfan said:
be still my beating heart!!

I'd actually say that that has to be one of the worst I have seen

Liquid Tuna

1,400 posts

157 months

Saturday 23rd August 2014
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Go here for the sales patter and more images: http://www.audia3custom.com/Audi/Test_Ride_%26_Con...

sday12

5,053 posts

212 months

Saturday 23rd August 2014
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So a ruined '04 A3 with 100,000 miles, yours for only £5,499. 'bargin'

threadlock

3,196 posts

255 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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sday12 said:
So a ruined '04 A3 with 100,000 miles, yours for only £5,499. 'bargin'
The website he's created to sell the car's features is very impressive though. It's well presented and surprisingly well written. The price might be optimistic (we can't blame him for that) but the car doesn't look too bad and he doesn't seem like the average chav flogging a knackered, badly-modified pile of crap. Fair play to him.

ManOpener

12,467 posts

170 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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The fact he thinks his 1.6 is "fast" and offers to take prospective buyers out for a "white-knuckle ride" makes him sound like a delusional loon.

Jezzerh

816 posts

123 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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He's clearly not quite all their but yeah, fair play to him for making an effort on the sales website thingy.

That 'Lambo' though, jfc that's probably the worst thing I've ever seen on four wheels.

Edited by Jezzerh on Sunday 24th August 19:45

Mr Daytona

221 posts

117 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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Wow,1.6 litre engine and it's "fast". My V70 is faster to 60mph and that's a barge. Fortunate that most of the exterior shots are taken whilst it's dark - at least it's less offensive on the eyes that way.

Escort3500

11,915 posts

146 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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ManOpener said:
The fact he thinks his 1.6 is "fast" and offers to take prospective buyers out for a "white-knuckle ride" makes him sound like a delusional loon.
yes

FRA53R

1,077 posts

169 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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Escort3500 said:
ManOpener said:
The fact he thinks his 1.6 is "fast" and offers to take prospective buyers out for a "white-knuckle ride" makes him sound like a delusional loon.
yes
Totally agree, however, he's at least put a great deal of effort into the ad and the reasonable spelling and grammar is quite refreshing. No excuse for the car though.