The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

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Vipers

32,926 posts

229 months

Monday 24th October 2016
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dinkel said:
herewego said:
Sorry, I'm usually fairly relaxed about grammar, but "I was explained" can't be right surely?
Someone explained to me. Sorry, I'm Dutch.
Then you would have appreciated the number plate of my Audi 5GLS I had some years ago, it was :-

KUT 94V

My dutch neighbour told me he had photographed my car and sent it to his friend in Holland.




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herewego

8,814 posts

214 months

Monday 24th October 2016
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WD39 said:
herewego said:
dinkel said:
herewego said:
Sorry, I'm usually fairly relaxed about grammar, but "I was explained" can't be right surely?
Someone explained to me. Sorry, I'm Dutch.
smile I'll let you off.
Double Whammy.
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Janesy B

2,625 posts

187 months

Monday 24th October 2016
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CanAm said:
o be fair, the person posting the video is also to blame by turning right from the leftmost of three lanes.
No they are not - look at the sign. https://goo.gl/maps/doquUtP7iZy

Medic-one

3,110 posts

204 months

Monday 24th October 2016
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Vipers said:
Then you would have appreciated the number plate of my Audi 5GLS I had some years ago, it was :-

KUT 94V

My dutch neighbour told me he had photographed my car and sent it to his friend in Holland.

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If i bought a car that came with that plate i'd have to get a different plate for it biggrin

Vipers

32,926 posts

229 months

Monday 24th October 2016
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Janesy B said:
CanAm said:
o be fair, the person posting the video is also to blame by turning right from the leftmost of three lanes.
No they are not - look at the sign. https://goo.gl/maps/doquUtP7iZy
Looked at the vids few times now, there are 4 lanes on the road, lane 2, 3 and 4 are all sign posted Right.

Camcar was far left which is the lane for straight over.

My take is he was in the wrong lane and so was she.




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Janesy B

2,625 posts

187 months

Monday 24th October 2016
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It's three lanes, you can clearly see that on google street view. The left lane splits off for the M1, but not signposted as such because you've just come off the M1... Sign from the exit on the left shows it's for M1 and the A45.





Anyway, stolen from reddit.


Vipers

32,926 posts

229 months

Monday 24th October 2016
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Janesy B said:
It's three lanes, you can clearly see that on google street view. The left lane splits off for the M1, but not signposted as such because you've just come off the M1... Sign from the exit on the left shows it's for M1 and the A45.

Looks like your right, what I saw obviously wasn't a separate lane, but it begs the question if all three lanes are indicated to turn right, how do you turn left.


https://goo.gl/maps/doquUtP7iZy

Bad signage me thinks.


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Edited by Vipers on Monday 24th October 14:53

techguyone

3,137 posts

143 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Why does gobby, spitty, chavy clunge (who is driving on the motorway) get off, then immediately go back on again ?

If you look where she cuts up the dashcam guy, she's going back on the same motorway she just got off?

Or am I missing something.

Cliftonite

8,419 posts

139 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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techguyone said:
Why does gobby, spitty, chavy clunge (who is driving on the motorway) get off, then immediately go back on again ?

If you look where she cuts up the dashcam guy, she's going back on the same motorway she just got off?

Or am I missing something.
To jump a queue of slow-moving traffic on the M1, perhaps?




techguyone

3,137 posts

143 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Maybe.

Although its 12.30 and the traffic appears remarkably free flowing.

Cliftonite

8,419 posts

139 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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techguyone said:
Maybe.

Although its 12.30 and the traffic appears remarkably free flowing.
There is always someone spoiling a perfectly good post by bringing facts into it!

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Dick Dastardly

8,315 posts

264 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Check out this scumbag. Parked across two privately owned spaces, one of which is reserved for disabled visitors.



Has he won this thread?

Marty Funkhouser

5,427 posts

182 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Dick Dastardly said:
Check out this scumbag. Parked across two privately owned spaces, one of which is reserved for disabled visitors.



Has he won this thread?
Yeah but to be fair it is a 2 year old Picasso(?) - I mean, the owner's got a right to park like that to protect his pride and joy.

dinkel

26,980 posts

259 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Working as a VAG parker (7500 cars at PON NL for all the Dutch dealers) and that's where you learn how to properly park an UP, a Transporter, Fastback Audi and Cayenne: 30 cms side to side and 10 cm front / back.

It should be a punishment - or learning curve - for the Bad Parkers posted here wink

GSE

2,342 posts

240 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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This is a regular one on the busy B1383 downhill stretch out of Stansted Mountfitchet.
Don't know why it's left like that as there is a car park about 3 mins walk away.

Vipers

32,926 posts

229 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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GSE said:


This is a regular one on the busy B1383 downhill stretch out of Stansted Mountfitchet.[b]
Don't know why it's left like that [/b]as there is a car park about 3 mins walk away.
Penis Head springs to mind.




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Ian_C

193 posts

211 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Vipers said:
Looks like your right, what I saw obviously wasn't a separate lane, but it begs the question if all three lanes are indicated to turn right, how do you turn left.


https://goo.gl/maps/doquUtP7iZy

Bad signage me thinks.


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Edited by Vipers on Monday 24th October 14:53
I can think of a couple of Motorway junctions like this. M40 southbound turning onto A34 southbound. Three lane slip road off M40, three lanes turn right on roundabout, three lanes onto A34 southbound.

As mentioned, you wouldn't normally want to go back down onto the Motorway you have just left (but if you did, you'd need to be in the left lane only). So effectively, the left lane of the slip road goes left (Bicester) straight on (M40) and right (A34)

stewjohnst

2,444 posts

162 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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Ian_C said:
Forgive my ignorance - can that not just drive out? Or is it one of those 4wds that is actually just 2wd?
Wondered if someone would drop me in here biggrin

Car is 4WD but only the centre diff locks up so being that deep and having a front and rear wheel unloaded/spinning means it wasn't moving anywhere. Plus the fact it was deep as st on the left hand side and up to the top of the wheel wasn't helping.

Who says pulling over to make a call is safer?

Ian_C

193 posts

211 months

Tuesday 25th October 2016
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stewjohnst said:
Wondered if someone would drop me in here biggrin

Car is 4WD but only the centre diff locks up so being that deep and having a front and rear wheel unloaded/spinning means it wasn't moving anywhere. Plus the fact it was deep as st on the left hand side and up to the top of the wheel wasn't helping.

Who says pulling over to make a call is safer?
Oh no! Didn't realise this was your car! Hope no harm was done!

Alfa2Evora

160 posts

134 months

Wednesday 26th October 2016
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In Livingston yesterday, we had a demonstration of just how large and unwieldy a barge the Chevrolet Spark is when it comes to manoeuvring in a tight space. I think the old guy at the wheel of this one coped admirably with the challenge presented, despite finding it necessary to shunt the Ka forward a couple of feet to accommodate his car's bulk and having a close encounter of the paint-swapping kind with the Polo alongside it. He seemed more than satisfied with his efforts - not even a backward glance as he shuffled off towards the shops.


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