The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

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VictoriaYorks

974 posts

143 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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TobyLerone said:
Today, at B&Q for some DIY supplies, I spotted a double whammy!
It looks like someone has put a strong magnet in that middle space

TobyLerone

1,128 posts

145 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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VictoriaYorks said:
It looks like someone has put a strong magnet in that middle space
biglaughbiglaughbiglaugh

ashleyman

6,987 posts

100 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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When she pulled up there was nothing behind her, pretty sure she hit the Volvo too.


J4CKO

41,635 posts

201 months

Wednesday 29th March 2017
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AMG Merc said:
From FixMyStreet today: Observed at 8.45am parked almost opposite Trafalgar Junior School entrance in Third Cross Road, Twickenham. Car completely blocking pavement; children and parents with pushchairs & buggies forced on to very busy road to get by. There is no pavement parking along this stretch of the road!


What goes through the mind of someone who does that ?

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
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J4CKO said:
AMG Merc said:
From FixMyStreet today: Observed at 8.45am parked almost opposite Trafalgar Junior School entrance in Third Cross Road, Twickenham. Car completely blocking pavement; children and parents with pushchairs & buggies forced on to very busy road to get by. There is no pavement parking along this stretch of the road!


What goes through the mind of someone who does that ?
Very little.

techguyone

3,137 posts

143 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
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Hard to say, is perhaps the road very narrow?

Although that is extreme, I can see why in some case, cars park partially on the pavement, to keep the road from being blocked.

Jim1556

1,771 posts

157 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
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Lazy! No other excuse possible... irked

tuffer

8,850 posts

268 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
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J4CKO said:
What goes through the mind of someone who does that ?
Are you referring to the parking or the fact he bought the horrid thing?

Vipers

32,899 posts

229 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
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Odd, loads of parking spaces.



Took another few steps and saw this abandoned car, dork.


Muddle238

3,908 posts

114 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
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Vipers said:
Odd, loads of parking spaces.

Probably done it to prevent Doris in her scruffy Yaris parking up alongside and scraping it. Sod's law says you can be the only car in a car park, but some useless fly-catching mouth breather will come along and feel that they need to park right next to you.

I was dropping a hire van back a few months ago, car park with loads of spaces, just as I'm about to get out some prick in an A-class swings in right next to me. I make a point of starting up, moving the van one space along and giving the thick chav the biggest glare. In hindsight probably could have just doored his car, make him think twice about parking up against other vehicles unnecessarily.

AMG Merc

11,954 posts

254 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
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tuffer said:
Are you referring to the parking or the fact he bought the horrid thing?
Good point.

AMG Merc

11,954 posts

254 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
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techguyone said:
Hard to say, is perhaps the road very narrow?

Although that is extreme, I can see why in some case, cars park partially on the pavement, to keep the road from being blocked.
But not partially in this case eh?!

techguyone

3,137 posts

143 months

Thursday 30th March 2017
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Indeed, not that time

sim72

4,945 posts

135 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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J4CKO said:
What goes through the mind of someone who does that ?
If I was having to manoeuvre a buggy round that I would be making sure something sharp made contact with the paintwork as I went past.

rambo19

2,743 posts

138 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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J4CKO said:
AMG Merc said:
From FixMyStreet today: Observed at 8.45am parked almost opposite Trafalgar Junior School entrance in Third Cross Road, Twickenham. Car completely blocking pavement; children and parents with pushchairs & buggies forced on to very busy road to get by. There is no pavement parking along this stretch of the road!


What goes through the mind of someone who does that ?
They don't care!
Every school every day sadly.
Lack of enforcement, pure and simple.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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Muddle238 said:
Probably done it to prevent Doris in her scruffy Yaris parking up alongside and scraping it. Sod's law says you can be the only car in a car park, but some useless fly-catching mouth breather will come along and feel that they need to park right next to you.

I've come to the conclusion that some people's spatial awareness is so piss poor that they are incapable of driving into a parking space without the reference point of another vehicle alongside.

Janesy B

2,625 posts

187 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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Muddle238 said:
Probably done it to prevent Doris in her scruffy Yaris parking up alongside and scraping it. Sod's law says you can be the only car in a car park, but some useless fly-catching mouth breather will come along and feel that they need to park right next to you.

I was dropping a hire van back a few months ago, car park with loads of spaces, just as I'm about to get out some prick in an A-class swings in right next to me. I make a point of starting up, moving the van one space along and giving the thick chav the biggest glare. In hindsight probably could have just doored his car, make him think twice about parking up against other vehicles unnecessarily.
I've had my trolley next to the car loading up and an idiot indicating that he wanted to park in the space where the trolley was, in a virtually empty car park... after a minute of gesticulating like a maniac he parked in one of the many empty spaces. It's no wonder some people get beaten up.

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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techguyone said:
Hard to say, is perhaps the road very narrow?

Although that is extreme, I can see why in some case, cars park partially on the pavement, to keep the road from being blocked.
Arrrrrrgh!

banghead

The FOOTWAY ("pavement") is part of the fking ROAD. The other part is called the CARRIAGEWAY.


It is an offence to drive (and so it must follow, to park) on the "pavement". See section 72 of the Highways Act 1835, which creates the offence of wilfully riding or driving a carriage on the footway by the side of any road made or set apart for the use or accommodation of foot passengers. For the purposes of this provision, the term 'wilfully' means purposely, (Fearnley v Ormsby (1879)) and the term 'carriage' includes bicycles, tricycles, velocipedes and other similar machines, (section 85 of the Local government Act 1988) and motor vehicles, (section 191 of the Road Traffic Act 1988)


Oh, and have a "way to go, genius" for making drivers' lives easier by forcing pedestrians to step into the road to go around your fking hideous, woefully parked abomination.

Seriously? Parking on verges and footways? Unless it's specifically permitted JUST DON'T DO IT. It's THAT fking simple.

There's a Mini owner near me who regularly has to straighten up her driver's side mirror before driving away. One day it's going to end up on the floor, and if she chases me for damages, she's going to be on the receiving end of a personal injury claim for a sore elbow. If I had a "lawful excuse" for doing so (and if they weren't so damned heavy to carry everywhere) then I'd start carrying a bloody lump-hammer with me, so as to assist other pedestrians by removing all or part of such obstructions.

People who obstruct our ROADS? Wcensoredkers one and all. I couldn't give a flying fk if the nearest place you can park without causing an obstruction is your own driveway. If that's the case, fking walk. If you are so selfish and ignorant that you'll happily force FOOTWAY users out of the safe space set aside for THEIR use, and into the CARRIAGEWAY where it is far less safe, then you ought to not be driving anyway...

http://www.pedestriansafety.org.uk/footway_parking...

https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-ins...

...it's about time we stopped wringing our hands and patting idiots on the head with a "there, there, it's OK. We know it's often hard to find a suitable place to park so just, like, y'know, park where the fk you please..." and started telling these retards that it's definitely NOT OK to block footways and obstruct junctions just because they're terribly busy and walking from the next street would take up too much of their valuable time.

I see it all the time locally. "Woe is me! There's NEVER anywhere to park in fleet High Street, and all the car parks charge me MONEY!!!" Yet just ONE STREET AWAY are a good number of parking spots that are free for an hour, which is plenty of time to stroll to the shops and run a few errands. A couple of streets further from the shops parking, although outside residential properties, is completely unrestricted on one side of each road. But that would mean a walk of maybe five, or perhaps even (Shock! Horror!) TEN WHOLE MINUTES!!! But we can't be having that, eh? Imagine all the Facebook 'likes' you could post, and YouTube cat videos you could watch in those vital minutes of your life. Far better to force pedestrians into the roadway to ensure you're quicker getting your copy of the Sun or pint of milk without troubling those pesky legs of yours...

rolleyes

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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Good post, Yellowjack.

It seriously yanks my chain when people regard pavements and verges as acceptable places to park. On our street we now have bollards in the verges thanks to the retards who were dedicated to making them look like Paschendaele.

Hoofy

76,399 posts

283 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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Muddle238 said:
Vipers said:
Odd, loads of parking spaces.

Probably done it to prevent Doris in her scruffy Yaris parking up alongside and scraping it. Sod's law says you can be the only car in a car park, but some useless fly-catching mouth breather will come along and feel that they need to park right next to you.

I was dropping a hire van back a few months ago, car park with loads of spaces, just as I'm about to get out some prick in an A-class swings in right next to me. I make a point of starting up, moving the van one space along and giving the thick chav the biggest glare. In hindsight probably could have just doored his car, make him think twice about parking up against other vehicles unnecessarily.
Some people can't park without having a car to line up with. And so they shouldn't really be in charge of a 1.5t moving object.
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