The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

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thebigmacmoomin

2,801 posts

170 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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Stickyfinger said:
Looks fine to me, the car is green & its within the lines. Environmentalists will have something to say on the matter however.

Zetec-S

5,938 posts

94 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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herewego said:
Mammasaid said:
thetapeworm said:

(I'm being picky here)
MY EYES.....vomit
Is it me or does that have illegal tints?
Multiple offences in that picture...

tuffer

8,850 posts

268 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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Zetec-S said:
herewego said:
Mammasaid said:
thetapeworm said:

(I'm being picky here)
MY EYES.....vomit
Is it me or does that have illegal tints?
Multiple offences in that picture...

ambuletz

10,793 posts

182 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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had a shocking bad parking incident just now!

I cycled over to the corner shop and as I'm approaching it I notice someones E65 7 series parked up blocking all of the drop down curb. Encountering this naturally pissed me off as I would now have to get off my bike and walk up instead of pedaling up to the shop and getting off. As I looked behind it for room, none. I glanced into the car to see if the driver was there as I went to check to see if there was room at the front, none. the driver wasn't in there and only a woman in the passenger seat.
Blood boiled inside me as I contemplated telling her that the driver needs to park better. My red misted phase did not notice a man that had come out the shop, he had noticed me looking around his car at which point he said 'Sorry there mate that was my fault'. As I got off my bike to walk up the curb I muttered back 'nah its ok bud'. Obviously it wasn't ok but i felt bad and shocked too that someone apologised!

tl;dr: driver parks over drop curb meaning I have to get off my bicycle, he apologises.

leigh1050

2,375 posts

166 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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ambuletz said:
had a shocking bad parking incident just now!

I cycled over to the corner shop and as I'm approaching it I notice someones E65 7 series parked up blocking all of the drop down curb. Encountering this naturally pissed me off as I would now have to get off my bike and walk up instead of pedaling up to the shop and getting off. As I looked behind it for room, none. I glanced into the car to see if the driver was there as I went to check to see if there was room at the front, none. the driver wasn't in there and only a woman in the passenger seat.
Blood boiled inside me as I contemplated telling her that the driver needs to park better. My red misted phase did not notice a man that had come out the shop, he had noticed me looking around his car at which point he said 'Sorry there mate that was my fault'. As I got off my bike to walk up the curb I muttered back 'nah its ok bud'. Obviously it wasn't ok but i felt bad and shocked too that someone apologised!

tl;dr: driver parks over drop curb meaning I have to get off my bicycle, he apologises.
You was going to ride your bike on the FOOTPATH ?

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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Audi check.
Double yellows check.
Half way round a corner check.

Bad parking bingo. What do I win?

Tony33

1,128 posts

123 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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GravelMachineGun said:



Audi check.
Double yellows check.
Half way round a corner check.

Bad parking bingo. What do I win?
Cricked neck?

Jim1556

1,775 posts

157 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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Tony33 said:
ricked neck?
roflroflrofl

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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Tony33 said:
GravelMachineGun said:



Audi check.
Double yellows check.
Half way round a corner check.

Bad parking bingo. What do I win?
Cricked neck?
Damn iPhone taking my glory.

ambuletz

10,793 posts

182 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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leigh1050 said:
You was going to ride your bike on the FOOTPATH ?
yes. plenty of room on there and I never bomb along it, just coast.

Solocle

3,354 posts

85 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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White one is me! I moved after piccy because one next to him was a bit over too, and the car park was empty as anything. But this is how you get revenge... your passenger side right up to their driver side. Yes, I am on the white line. Not over. I'll leave my car there if the car park is full and I see there was no reason for them to do it (i.e the censoredle in front takes up two spaces on a busy day). Thought this might give you a laugh anyway though.

thetapeworm

11,292 posts

240 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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Let's off road!


Vipers

32,926 posts

229 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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GravelMachineGun said:



Audi check.
Double yellows check.
Half way round a corner check.

Bad parking bingo. What do I win?
Sorted and you win two stickers saying "I am a dhead", one for the AUDI and one for the idiot we can see in your mirror parked on the pavement.


DoubleD

22,154 posts

109 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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Vipers said:
Sorted and you win two stickers saying "I am a dhead", one for the AUDI and one for the idiot we can see in your mirror parked on the pavement.

And where has he parked to take that picture?

MartG

20,714 posts

205 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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'Parked' like this for 30 mins while the owner went for a KFC

Solocle

3,354 posts

85 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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MartG said:


'Parked' like this for 30 mins while the owner went for a KFC
With a number plate like that, send him to Argentina and let the angry locals destroy his car.

SlimJim16v

5,717 posts

144 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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Vipers said:
Sorted and you win two stickers saying "I am a dhead", one for the AUDI and one for the idiot we can see in your mirror parked on the pavement.
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Three stickers. An extra one for not being able to post a correctly aligned photo.

Vipers

32,926 posts

229 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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DoubleD said:
Vipers said:
Sorted and you win two stickers saying "I am a dhead", one for the AUDI and one for the idiot we can see in your mirror parked on the pavement.

And where has he parked to take that picture?
Ouch!

Vipers

32,926 posts

229 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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Solocle said:
MartG said:


'Parked' like this for 30 mins while the owner went for a KFC
With a number plate like that, send him to Argentina and let the angry locals destroy his car.
Am I guessing if he parked behind the mini he would have to walk further for his KFC biggrin

Yes I know, the space wasnt when he abandoned it.

MartG

20,714 posts

205 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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Not bad, just...unusual biggrin


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