The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

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Vipers

32,894 posts

229 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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SwissJonese said:
i8 in Cardiff tonight.

Parking on double yellow - check
Blocking crossing - check

Not forgetting parked within 10 metres of a junction. Massive Richard head me thinks.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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DoubleD said:
So some people are allowed to park badly because of the type of car that they drive?
Yep, well done!

SlimJim16v said:
There are ways to park defensively without being a . Or just take the shed.
He isn't being a ****, he's looking after his hard earned property as other people won't. If some of those who have to drive cheap crap would treat other people's property with care then there would be no need to park a proper car like that.

I park my car like that everywhere I go and **** anyone who chooses to complain!

Rawwr

22,722 posts

235 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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cb1965 said:
I park my car like that everywhere I go and **** anyone who chooses to complain!
And when every panel on your car gets keyed because you parked with an enormous degree of self-entitled arrogance, that's fine too?

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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Rawwr said:
And when every panel on your car gets keyed because you parked with an enormous degree of self-entitled arrogance, that's fine too?
Hasn't happened so far, but what also hasn't happened either is any door dents. It's a win win!

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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cb1965 said:
DoubleD said:
So some people are allowed to park badly because of the type of car that they drive?
Yep, well done!

SlimJim16v said:
There are ways to park defensively without being a . Or just take the shed.
He isn't being a ****, he's looking after his hard earned property as other people won't. If some of those who have to drive cheap crap would treat other people's property with care then there would be no need to park a proper car like that.

I park my car like that everywhere I go and **** anyone who chooses to complain!
Charming. Absolutely charming. We must go for a drink sometime. I'll be driving.

Vipers

32,894 posts

229 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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nonsequitur said:
cb1965 said:
DoubleD said:
So some people are allowed to park badly because of the type of car that they drive?
Yep, well done!

SlimJim16v said:
There are ways to park defensively without being a . Or just take the shed.
He isn't being a ****, he's looking after his hard earned property as other people won't. If some of those who have to drive cheap crap would treat other people's property with care then there would be no need to park a proper car like that.

I park my car like that everywhere I go and **** anyone who chooses to complain!
Charming. Absolutely charming. We must go for a drink sometime. I'll be driving.
In our local supermarket, often see a relatively new Bentley parked, nearly in the bays, no problem.

Then again there are the ste parking by Range Rovers, Porkers et al who just haven't got a clue how to park.

MartG

20,691 posts

205 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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No photos unfortunately, but a trip to the local shopping centre today made me wonder how the fk so many people have difficulty parking small cars in reasonably sized spaces. I had no problems fitting my Frontera ( yes, I know ) in between two similarly sized cars, turning straight in and lined up between the lines, then stood watching a bloke take 4 attempts to get an Aygo into a space the same size - and he still ended up at an angle rolleyes

Having witnessed this, while walking to the shops I noticed several small cars which had been parked equally badly, yet in general larger cars were OK - even Range Rovers !

Vipers

32,894 posts

229 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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MartG said:
No photos unfortunately, but a trip to the local shopping centre today made me wonder how the fk so many people have difficulty parking small cars in reasonably sized spaces. I had no problems fitting my Frontera ( yes, I know ) in between two similarly sized cars, turning straight in and lined up between the lines, then stood watching a bloke take 4 attempts to get an Aygo into a space the same size - and he still ended up at an angle rolleyes

Having witnessed this, while walking to the shops I noticed several small cars which had been parked equally badly, yet in general larger cars were OK - even Range Rovers !
I often wonder why some drivers just have no idea whatsoever how ro reverse, yet someone gave them a pass mark when they took their test, some tards who have no idea what a box junction is, or when a bus lane isnt a bus lane.

But it keeps this thread going.

stevesuk

1,349 posts

183 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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SwissJonese said:
i8 in Cardiff tonight.

Parking on double yellow - check
Blocking crossing - check

The owner? https://twitter.com/Gonth93

He must be a celebrity or some such person because his profile has the blue "verified" tick. No idea who myself smile

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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cb1965 said:
DoubleD said:
So some people are allowed to park badly because of the type of car that they drive?
Yep, well done!

SlimJim16v said:
There are ways to park defensively without being a . Or just take the shed.
He isn't being a ****, he's looking after his hard earned property as other people won't. If some of those who have to drive cheap crap would treat other people's property with care then there would be no need to park a proper car like that.

I park my car like that everywhere I go and **** anyone who chooses to complain!
If you have the means to buy such a car, why not spend a few thousand pounds on something like a Fiesta, which will be so much better for domestic car duties it might as well be in a different league. Parking ostentatious cars in a selfish manner says much about the driver, who shouldn't be surprised when they return to a damaged car. Be considerate to other people whether you are in your fancy VW or whatever it really is underneath, queuing for a pint or waiting to be served in a shop.

Sten.

2,237 posts

135 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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Vipers said:
Nothing major, just my sense of humour.

Watched the Merc slowly reverse in the space, a thought crossed my mind, "Doh...what's that funny bleeping noise when I reverse, oh well better check it into the dealers". biggrin





I thought that car park looked familiar, pretty sure this is the same place, somewhere in Aberdeen? A picture of some even worse parking of mine from about 4 years ago. laugh We had the RR for the day and were out for a drive, the wife jumped out to take a picture in a random deserted car park I pulled in to. Not quite parked but makes for a good picture for this thread biggrin






anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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Willy Nilly said:
If you have the means to buy such a car, why not spend a few thousand pounds on something like a Fiesta, which will be so much better for domestic car duties it might as well be in a different league. Parking ostentatious cars in a selfish manner says much about the driver, who shouldn't be surprised when they return to a damaged car. Be considerate to other people whether you are in your fancy VW or whatever it really is underneath, queuing for a pint or waiting to be served in a shop.
I think you're missing the point, if other people were considerate then there would be no need to park like that, but they're not, they're ****s and give not one s**t about anyone else's property therefore the consideration lecture from you is rather moot. As for having to buy a second car to combat the acts of the selfish cockends... yeah that's logical and totally acceptable lol!

DoubleD

22,154 posts

109 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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cb1965 said:
I think you're missing the point, if other people were considerate then there would be no need to park like that, but they're not, they're ****s and give not one s**t about anyone else's property therefore the consideration lecture from you is rather moot. As for having to buy a second car to combat the acts of the selfish cockends... yeah that's logical and totally acceptable lol!
You say that people are inconsiderate and selfish and yet youre happy to take up 2 spaces when parking?

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 10th May 2017
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DoubleD said:
You say that people are inconsiderate and selfish and yet youre happy to take up 2 spaces when parking?
Yep, if you can't beat them... join them! And I have no dents in my doors!

SlimJim16v

5,679 posts

144 months

Thursday 11th May 2017
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I understand perfectly. I had a nice car that I always wanted, an integrale. It had 1 or 2 dings when I got it, but ended up with dings in every panel on both sides.
Parking at work was the problem, s.

I got a shed for weekdays, which got used more and more, the integrale less and less. I now only have a shed.

Park in 2 spaces, you're a . While I wouldn't do it, someone will show their displeasure one day.


Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Thursday 11th May 2017
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driverrob said:
Pretentious air freshener - check.
Eh?

My local hand wash gives them out free with a wash.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Thursday 11th May 2017
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cb1965 said:
Yep, if you can't beat them... join them! And I have no dents in my doors!
I have no dents in my doors either

Escort3500

11,916 posts

146 months

Thursday 11th May 2017
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driverrob said:
SwissJonese said:
i8 in Cardiff tonight.

Parking on double yellow - check
Blocking crossing - check

Pretentious air freshener - check.
Crappy wrap which makes it look like a golf shoe - check.

Vipers

32,894 posts

229 months

Thursday 11th May 2017
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Sten. said:
Vipers said:
Nothing major, just my sense of humour.

Watched the Merc slowly reverse in the space, a thought crossed my mind, "Doh...what's that funny bleeping noise when I reverse, oh well better check it into the dealers". biggrin





I thought that car park looked familiar, pretty sure this is the same place, somewhere in Aberdeen? A picture of some even worse parking of mine from about 4 years ago. laugh We had the RR for the day and were out for a drive, the wife jumped out to take a picture in a random deserted car park I pulled in to. Not quite parked but makes for a good picture for this thread biggrin

Well done, Portlethen medical centre.

NickCQ

5,392 posts

97 months

Thursday 11th May 2017
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Trabi601 said:
driverrob said:
Pretentious air freshener - check.
Eh?

My local hand wash gives them out free with a wash.
I assume you saw the Ferrari logo on it? Quite naff I think even if it was free.
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