Badly modified cars thread Mk2

[anonymous-user]

I think the seller will be baffled himself

[ginkent]

I don't have a pic (did try), but I passed an old silver Passat with a DIY delorean kit on it, the other day.
In Kent.

Hopefully someone else has seen this tragic effort and has a photo.

[Levin]

Europa1 said:

I particularly like the screens in the rear headrests, presumably so that in traffic jams people in the car behind can also enjoy the entertainment. And to think BMW drivers are stereotyped as selfish...

How else are you meant to keep the soft-top entertained?

[Escort3500]

Hugo a Gogo said:

Escort3500 said:

Baron Greenback said:

Escort3500 said:

So should this be here or the decently modified thread? I'm talking about the look, not whether it's well engineered. Over to you....

like bar the front axle

It's intriguing and imaginative, but I agree the front axle is carp. Crude, when the rest is carefully thought out.

axle itself is fine, it's that transverse spring mounting bracket and the front frame rail

Sorry, that's what I meant. The mount and frame look like they're from a dockside crane

[Croutons]

"Iron Man" colour scheme on this Cayenne...

https://www.gumtree.com/p/porsche/porsche-cayenne-...

[anonymous-user]

No way on earth is that £8500 either.
Its probably worth about £3500

The fact that he's lost the service history means he isn't the most organised chap...

He calls the car his "cat". What?

And he tells the potential buyer to "hit him up"

What a tosser

Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 3rd August 00:44

[BarbaricAvatar]

Croutons said:

"Iron Man" colour scheme on this Cayenne...

https://www.gumtree.com/p/porsche/porsche-cayenne-...

The least he could have done was vacuum and tidy the interior prior to photo's. Obviously not proud of the car..

[anonymous-user]

BarbaricAvatar said:

The least he could have done was vacuum and tidy the interior prior to photo's. Obviously not proud of the car..

People don't seem to have any care nowadays. About 3 years ago I went on a test drive of a Lexus RX. The seller expected me to sit on a McD bag and some used tissues for the test drive.... how dirty can you get?

[irocfan]

BarbaricAvatar said:

The least he could have done was vacuum and tidy the interior prior to photo's. Obviously not proud of the car..

or taken the pube off the diff-lock

[Escort3500]

It shouldn't happen to a 'Vette

[Captain Smerc]

fk me

[lucido grigio]

Escort3500 said:

It shouldn't happen to a 'Vette

I assume a Vette rear has been grafted onto some saloon here.....

still pigging awful ,that triple level spoiler.....

[BarbaricAvatar]

Various TR-7 monstrosities.

[lucido grigio]

I like both the red cars above.

The TR F40 thing is hilarious....

[Caddyshack]

I think you will find they are Ferrari F40's and worth a lot of money, did you not see the Ferrari stickers?...this is Pistons heads...you need to knowz ya motorz mush.

[shakotan]

Hugo a Gogo said:

Escort3500 said:

Baron Greenback said:

Escort3500 said:

So should this be here or the decently modified thread? I'm talking about the look, not whether it's well engineered. Over to you....

like bar the front axle

It's intriguing and imaginative, but I agree the front axle is carp. Crude, when the rest is carefully thought out.

axle itself is fine, it's that transverse spring mounting bracket and the front frame rail

You may not like it visually, but it's a period modification regarding that front axle, nothing wrong with it.

It's known as a 'suicide' front end.

[Europa1]

Croutons said:

"Iron Man" colour scheme on this Cayenne...

https://www.gumtree.com/p/porsche/porsche-cayenne-...

The colour scheme wasn't the first thing that struck me as being, shall we say, a bit off with that Cayenne.

[Steamer]

Europa1 said:

Croutons said:

"Iron Man" colour scheme on this Cayenne...

https://www.gumtree.com/p/porsche/porsche-cayenne-...

The colour scheme wasn't the first thing that struck me as being, shall we say, a bit off with that Cayenne.

Ewwwwww!!! I wouldnt touch that central console with a barge pole!... Its got hair and got knows what else on it

[ChemicalChaos]

Is that a 206 rear hatch on the back of this tastefully modified BMW?

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/282374637058?_mwBanner=1

[shakotan]

ChemicalChaos said:

Is that a 206 rear hatch on the back of this tastefully modified BMW?

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/282374637058?_mwBanner=1

Advert indicates its currently not MOT'd, and has probably been de-registered by the DVLA for failing to undergo an IVA test under the Radically Altered Vehicle scheme.

Nasty surprise for the new owner, no doubt.