Badly modified cars thread Mk2

Badly modified cars thread Mk2

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Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

248 months

Sunday 29th April 2018
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That must be really good for fuel economy! looking at the license plate Though, i guess it is in a country where petrol is practically free.

Escort3500

11,920 posts

146 months

Sunday 29th April 2018
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dxbtiger said:
There are many questionable 'mods' on cars here, this one stood out however

Along with the red rim protectors eek

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

13,045 posts

101 months

Sunday 29th April 2018
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The M3 is of course dreadfully modified, but when you look at what M3's can achieve - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-BMW-E30-M3-EVO-1-L... - someone shall buy it for that money, and take it back to original (hopefully)

And the example posted is even from fking Motorhub!

h0b0

7,639 posts

197 months

Sunday 29th April 2018
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Escort3500 said:
Along with the red rim protectors eek
Ah, rim protectors. The product that prevent your wheels looking st as a result of your bad driving by loudly announcing you can’t drive and simultaneously making your wheels look st.

People with rim protectors should be applauded for being some of the few people that acknowledge their driving skills to “below average”. They should also have higher insurance premiums.

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 29th April 2018
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h0b0 said:
Ah, rim protectors. The product that prevent your wheels looking st as a result of your bad driving by loudly announcing you can’t drive and simultaneously making your wheels look st.

People with rim protectors should be applauded for being some of the few people that acknowledge their driving skills to “below average”. They should also have higher insurance premiums.
A friend had some for a while. Right up until one came undone and started flailing round scratching the wing in the process.

Escort3500

11,920 posts

146 months

Sunday 29th April 2018
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Grahamdub said:
h0b0 said:
Ah, rim protectors. The product that prevent your wheels looking st as a result of your bad driving by loudly announcing you can’t drive and simultaneously making your wheels look st.

People with rim protectors should be applauded for being some of the few people that acknowledge their driving skills to “below average”. They should also have higher insurance premiums.
A friend had some for a while. Right up until one came undone and started flailing round scratching the wing in the process.
I can’t quite believe that people still buy these stty things

thetapeworm

11,255 posts

240 months

Sunday 29th April 2018
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This follows on nicely from my mini spoiler post, presumably this is what £4.99 gets you.


stewjohnst

2,442 posts

162 months

Sunday 29th April 2018
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Not exactly modified but I suppose it belongs somewhere in here...


Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Sunday 29th April 2018
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That sad Corsa has appeared here before,I thought that police told the sad cow to remove the semi offensive "message".

Escort3500

11,920 posts

146 months

Monday 30th April 2018
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Pericoloso said:
That sad Corsa has appeared here before,I thought that police told the sad cow to remove the semi offensive "message".
I’ll bet all the other stickers are equally lame

shakotan

10,713 posts

197 months

Monday 30th April 2018
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Pericoloso said:
That sad Corsa has appeared here before,I thought that police told the sad cow to remove the semi offensive "message".
Looks like she's changed "DICK" to "D!!K".

Frimley111R

15,690 posts

235 months

Monday 30th April 2018
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What a fking sad loser to go to that length.

captain_cynic

12,087 posts

96 months

Monday 30th April 2018
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Frimley111R said:
What a fking sad loser to go to that length.
Yep, If anything like that lived near me, I'd surreptitiously Araldite some sheets of paper over the "small d!!k" part one night. Making sure to get the Araldite over as much of the paper as possible.

Fortunately I don't live in a council estate.

BarbaricAvatar

1,416 posts

149 months

Monday 30th April 2018
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thetapeworm said:
This follows on nicely from my mini spoiler post, presumably this is what £4.99 gets you.

What car is that on? I kinda like it, it looks like two sci-fi boosters and on something tastefully modified it might be quite cool. boxedin

Levin

2,030 posts

125 months

Monday 30th April 2018
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stewjohnst said:
Not exactly modified but I suppose it belongs somewhere in here...
I've probably seen this Corsa spotted four or five times between PH and Facebook. Either a lot of people photograph it or it has travelled the length and breadth of the country regularly. Two letters have indeed been changed since we last encountered this fine machine.

Escort3500 said:
I’ll bet all the other stickers are equally lame
The sticker on the left of the bootlid is a stick figure with the words 'st Creek Survivor', the one on the right is a set of eyes glaring out of what's meant to look like torn-up metal. There are also 'The closer you get the slower I go' and 'My driving scares me too' stickers, as well as a selection of mice and horses.

And then we're on to the sides, which I've never seen in any real detail. I've never seen the front at all.

Edited by Levin on Monday 30th April 17:09

Escort3500

11,920 posts

146 months

Monday 30th April 2018
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Levin said:
stewjohnst said:
Not exactly modified but I suppose it belongs somewhere in here...
I've probably seen this Corsa spotted four or five times between PH and Facebook. Either a lot of people photograph it or it has travelled the length and breadth of the country regularly. Two letters have indeed been changed since we last encountered this fine machine.

Escort3500 said:
I’ll bet all the other stickers are equally lame
The sticker on the left of the bootlid is a stick figure with the words 'st Creek Survivor', the one on the right is a set of eyes glaring out of what's meant to look like torn-up metal. There are also 'The closer you get the slower I go' and 'My driving scares me too' stickers, as well as a selection of mice and horses.

And then we're on to the sides, which I've never seen in any real detail. I've never seen the front at all.

Edited by Levin on Monday 30th April 17:09
Jesus wept...eek

Speed addicted

5,576 posts

228 months

Monday 30th April 2018
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captain_cynic said:
Frimley111R said:
What a fking sad loser to go to that length.
Yep, If anything like that lived near me, I'd surreptitiously Araldite some sheets of paper over the "small d!!k" part one night. Making sure to get the Araldite over as much of the paper as possible.

Fortunately I don't live in a council estate.
It does strike me as a request do the traditional a 10k rpm flyby (on the bike), people like that love it when you buzz them. They wave and everything!

thetapeworm

11,255 posts

240 months

Monday 30th April 2018
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BarbaricAvatar said:
thetapeworm said:
This follows on nicely from my mini spoiler post, presumably this is what £4.99 gets you.

What car is that on? I kinda like it, it looks like two sci-fi boosters and on something tastefully modified it might be quite cool. boxedin

BarbaricAvatar

1,416 posts

149 months

Monday 30th April 2018
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laugh Ok, maybe not!
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