Badly modified cars thread Mk2

[Matt Cup]

ezi said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdIUwNPT2JM

What he says at 9:50 pretty much sums up the entire thing.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

Screechmr2 said:

Don't know if this has already made an appearance. The 330bhp figure is probably 100+ bhp overly optimistic

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2...

" NOT FOR THE FAINTED HEART "

[Jimmy Recard]

Dave. said:

ezi said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdIUwNPT2JM

Needs more logos....

Those spiky carbon fibre bits on the front are perfect to stab you in the shins if that runs you over

[Jimmy Recard]

Matt Cup said:

What he says at 9:50 pretty much sums up the entire thing.

snigger

[shakotan]

ezi said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdIUwNPT2JM

In the comments:

shottingham said:

1 week ago
Looks like Megatron had sex with a lime and this was abandoned at an orphanage.

[SimonTheSailor]

Dave. said:

ezi said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdIUwNPT2JM

Needs more logos....

I'm glad he pointed out the blue sparkly door stripe as I quite like that and would have missed it.

[treeroy]

I saw a volvo 850 yesterday and they had cut the entire back off to make a 2door flatbed pickup truck. It was the most horrific thing ive ever seen. Wish I'd taken a picture but was too bewildered as it drove past to think.

[Triumph Man]

Swole said:

Interior looks untouched.

Edited by Swole on Wednesday 1st August 14:37

The driver's seat is in that "retard not really in control but trying to look cool" position of really far forwards, with the back rest hugely reclined. Says it all really.

[Mr lestat]

NickGRhodes said:

Rawwr said:

FORTY-TWO-AND-A-HALF-THOUSAND-POUNDS!

This for comparison: https://usedcars.bmw.co.uk/vehicle/201807058163002...

Fuor htat muhc I wuold ataest expsect hweels taht flil teh arcehs proprely.

?? Is that English

[Horsey McHorseface]

SimonTheSailor said:

Dave. said:

ezi said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdIUwNPT2JM

Needs more logos....

I'm glad he pointed out the blue sparkly door stripe as I quite like that and would have missed it.

"Look how sparkly the cage is"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdIUwNPT2JM&fe...

Edited by Horsey McHorseface on Tuesday 7th August 09:18

[hooblah]

That jamie fyd blokes a bit of a tard too.

[Swampy1982]

shakotan said:

ezi said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdIUwNPT2JM

In the comments:

shottingham said:

1 week ago
Looks like Megatron had sex with a lime and this was abandoned at an orphanage.

Quoting as I think it's been underappreciated.

[bennettse2025]

That focus is an abomination. This what happens when chavs come into money

[Tankrizzo]

How could you spend an absolute fortune and look at that Focus & think "yeah, that looks GREAT". Just horrendous.

I have some respect for the quality of the work because fair play it's not bodged and looks professionally done, but my god that is some waste of money.

[Swampy1982]

Tankrizzo said:

How could you spend an absolute fortune and look at that Focus & think "yeah, that looks GREAT". Just horrendous.

I have some respect for the quality of the work because fair play it's not bodged and looks professionally done, but my god that is some waste of money.

I think I'm aligned with you, it's clearly been done to a decent standard, just highly questionable taste.

The rear defuser....

[Nickbrapp]

And yes, it’s got a Bentley badge on it

[ajprice]

Hartge BMW X3



W.T.A.F.??!?!??

[Escort3500]

[DoubleD]

ajprice said:

Hartge BMW X3



W.T.A.F.??!?!??

Is that real wow

[ajprice]

DoubleD said:

ajprice said:

Hartge BMW X3



W.T.A.F.??!?!??

Is that real wow

Unfortunately it is true, and that shape X3 is fairly unfortunate looking as standard. https://jalopnik.com/what-the-hell-happened-hartge...