Badly modified cars thread Mk2

[Rawwr]

feef said:

This belter is for sale in my 'hood.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/10290780...

I've seen that in the co-op car park! It was... impressive.

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

Oh my....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/273641245120?ul_noapp=t...

[FourWheelDrift]

That needs to be shot through the head to put it out of it's misery,

[aazer89]

FourWheelDrift said:

That needs to be shot through the head to put it out of it's misery,

From the pics it looks like someone already tried. damn thing is so ugly its bullet proof!!

[Tom _M]

I'm hoping all those bids on it are piss-takes, surely no-one in their right mind would pay money for that...

[Elesmart]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Oh my....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/273641245120?ul_noapp=t...

Last MOT 2011...

That thing is the epitome of this thread.

ETA:
I've never seen this on a MOT either - No odometer:

[Schmeeky]

Good God! Can't believe someone has bid nearly £5k for that!!

[FourWheelDrift]

I spot a spray cleaner, got to make it look presentable for the sale photos.

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

Schmeeky said:

Good God! Can't believe someone has bid nearly £5k for that!!

I noticed that, stumbled across it eyeing up 156gta's!

[Greg the Fish]

Spent more than £5000 to turn it to a decent sport car like fast and furious movies

Where you hiding it then?

[phazed]

Surely it's not worth £500.

Someone's taking the pee.

[Russian Troll Bot]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Schmeeky said:

Good God! Can't believe someone has bid nearly £5k for that!!

I noticed that, stumbled across it eyeing up 156gta's!

Look at the history of the bidders though - most likely his mates shilling it up. Also says the reason for sale is "going to get my master in another city" - I hope he means the Renault van, and not a degree

[untakenname]

Back in the Max Power era that could have been a cover car worth £5k but nowadays it's not even worth £50.

Whilst looking at seized cars I came across this, had to google what it was (QX80) as I'd never heard of them before.

[Passeyfier]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Oh my....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/273641245120?ul_noapp=t...

That is horrific in every single way. At least it wasn't a V6 that was ruined but it's a waste of what was probably once a nice 156.

The description is just the cherry on top; every line is just comedy.

[aaron_2000]

untakenname said:

Back in the Max Power era that could have been a cover car worth £5k but nowadays it's not even worth £50.

Whilst looking at seized cars I came across this, had to google what it was (QX80) as I'd never heard of them before.

They're a nice car standard, that however is absolutely vile.

[Shuvi McTupya]

untakenname said:

|https://thumbsnap.com/T3GzBB8B[/url]

Is that bonnet supposed to be closed??

[JimbobVFR]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Is that bonnet supposed to be closed??

I think it's on the latch in that picture
Believe it or not that side wing vent is standard. It's the front ones and bumper that are massacred.

[DoubleD]

Wow, thats an ugly brute even when standard.

[pomodori]

Looks like a Land cruiser with a facelift ,a failed one at that.

[FourWheelDrift]

Looks to me like a PT Cruiser that's eaten too many pies.