Seriously Overpriced Cars

[anonymous-user]

Lovely colour combo, but £8k for a 117,000 mile 325! Will be interested to see what it sells for.

[Pommy]

james_zy said:

p4cks said:

This could have also went into the 'Badly Modified Cars' thread but I decided it would be better suited in here.

Fifteen fking grand for a leggy, crash damaged Porsche Cayenne with the world's worst bodykit teamed with an LPG conversion hacked into the boot, wky unknown brand tyres, and questionable electronics skillfully remedied by just unplugging them.

Seling cheap cos the wheels are the wrong offset? Aye reet mate.



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/384215014248

Where's my cheque book?

“As I can’t drive at the moment” sounds like someone got recently banned..

Well you can't drive when you're blind...

[PhantomPH]

Pommy said:

james_zy said:

p4cks said:

This could have also went into the 'Badly Modified Cars' thread but I decided it would be better suited in here.

Fifteen fking grand for a leggy, crash damaged Porsche Cayenne with the world's worst bodykit teamed with an LPG conversion hacked into the boot, wky unknown brand tyres, and questionable electronics skillfully remedied by just unplugging them.

Seling cheap cos the wheels are the wrong offset? Aye reet mate.



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/384215014248

Where's my cheque book?

“As I can’t drive at the moment” sounds like someone got recently banned..

Well you can't drive when you're blind...

Found the owner:

[WCZ]

Fossilthe4x4 said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1350668

Might give this one a miss

"fairly straightforward restoration"

[Adam.]

WCZ said:

Fossilthe4x4 said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1350668

Might give this one a miss

"fairly straightforward restoration"

Probably an accurate comma ommission:

"Great project, in all honesty it probably looks worse than it is in the photos."

[Limpet]

RelentlessForwardProgress said:

Lovely colour combo, but £8k for a 117,000 mile 325! Will be interested to see what it sells for.

Weren't things like this £1,500 pre-lockdown?

[s m]

Limpet said:

RelentlessForwardProgress said:

Lovely colour combo, but £8k for a 117,000 mile 325! Will be interested to see what it sells for.

Weren't things like this £1,500 pre-lockdown?

Just a couple of 3-series generations ahead!!

[Uncle John]

Tycho said:

Dapster said:

70k miles '04 CLK 320 for £12k - I make that an £8k tax to look like a tit




Awful, awful ad as well

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1317382

That's horrific, lots of torque though:

maximum torque of 800 Nm is available at 3500 rpm

Saw this in the flesh the other day, thought I was in the presence of greatness but looked pretty shonky from a distance.

[HM-2]

Uncle John said:

Tycho said:

Dapster said:

70k miles '04 CLK 320 for £12k - I make that an £8k tax to look like a tit




Awful, awful ad as well

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1317382

That's horrific, lots of torque though:

maximum torque of 800 Nm is available at 3500 rpm

Saw this in the flesh the other day, thought I was in the presence of greatness but looked pretty shonky from a distance.

If that's really 362bhp I'll eat my shoes.
Bet it's an E32 M112 with all of 214bhp.

[E63eeeeee...]

RelentlessForwardProgress said:

Lovely colour combo, but £8k for a 117,000 mile 325! Will be interested to see what it sells for.

E46 estates with less than 150k and boatloads of rot are like hens teeth. Still silly money though.

[Dapster]

Pommy said:

£35k?....

Immaculate, as it should be for £31k



https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1331006

[ITP]

p4cks said:

This could have also went into the 'Badly Modified Cars' thread but I decided it would be better suited in here.

Fifteen fking grand for a leggy, crash damaged Porsche Cayenne with the world's worst bodykit teamed with an LPG conversion hacked into the boot, wky unknown brand tyres, and questionable electronics skillfully remedied by just unplugging them.

Seling cheap cos the wheels are the wrong offset? Aye reet mate.



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/384215014248

Where's my cheque book?

Now we know where bmw found the designer for the new 4 series.

[glazbagun]

ITP said:

p4cks said:

This could have also went into the 'Badly Modified Cars' thread but I decided it would be better suited in here.

Fifteen fking grand for a leggy, crash damaged Porsche Cayenne with the world's worst bodykit teamed with an LPG conversion hacked into the boot, wky unknown brand tyres, and questionable electronics skillfully remedied by just unplugging them.

Seling cheap cos the wheels are the wrong offset? Aye reet mate.



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/384215014248

Where's my cheque book?

Now we know where bmw found the designer for the new 4 series.

Along with the X5 comments I think people are being needlessly harsh on this Porsche. Death by fire should be enough.

[Uncle John]

HM-2 said:

Uncle John said:

Tycho said:

Dapster said:

70k miles '04 CLK 320 for £12k - I make that an £8k tax to look like a tit




Awful, awful ad as well

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1317382

That's horrific, lots of torque though:

maximum torque of 800 Nm is available at 3500 rpm

Saw this in the flesh the other day, thought I was in the presence of greatness but looked pretty shonky from a distance.

If that's really 362bhp I'll eat my shoes.
Bet it's an E32 M112 with all of 214bhp.

The bloke started it up & drove off, did sound alright to be fair. I just wasn’t convinced it was the real thing.

[easytiger123]

Half a million quid plus VAT for a "remastered" Bristol 411.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1292456

[uk66fastback]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124763839509?hash=item1...

Horrendous!

[Pommy]

uk66fastback said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124763839509?hash=item1...

Horrendous!

Horrendously brilliant!

That would be a right laugh

[mat205125]

james_zy said:

“As I can’t drive at the moment” sounds like someone got recently banned..

Or they're in prison

[glazbagun]

That looks like a Top Gear masterpiece.

[E63eeeeee...]

uk66fastback said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124763839509?hash=item1...

Horrendous!

Awesome. Those front wheel arch gaps are actually very similar to the ones on the tastefully toothpaste-green-interiored Proton Persona (yup) the seller is also trying to find a mug for.

I mean buyer.