One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

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InitialDave

11,956 posts

120 months

Sunday 25th June 2017
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Blown2CV said:
i think that would be vapers rather than vapors.
Maybe if you do it enough you turn Japanese.

Solocle

3,331 posts

85 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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I don't vape, but I don't mind those who do... it just doesn't reek like tobacco smoke does. Of course, these massive cloud twunts are probably compensating...

swisstoni

17,059 posts

280 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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People who say "Oh my days!!"



Just fk off hehe

wst

3,494 posts

162 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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One time at some traffic lights I shared a laugh with the lady in the car next to me - the moped rider (in requisite trackie bottoms innit) at the front of the queue looked like he'd stuffed his helmet full of cotton wool because of all the vapour. This is despite having the visor open!

RAFsmoggy

274 posts

126 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Blown2CV said:
go forth and consume waste.
There there,fragile boy...17,576 posts...Pff get a life sonny

spookly

4,020 posts

96 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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I vape, but only away from other people. Only started vaping to finally quit smoking.

I don't have any problem with it, except the idiots who seem to do it to show off with huge clouds of vapour. Like any show off, they look like bell ends. And also curious that they think someone will be impressed with it.

To produce huge clouds of vapour you have to use a fluid with high VG, which carries less flavour. So often, the more smoke the less taste. Low VG, or PG only fluids produce very little visible vapour and give more flavour. So there really is no need to be producing huge clouds of vapour and looking like a nob.

Blown2CV

28,914 posts

204 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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RAFsmoggy said:
Blown2CV said:
go forth and consume waste.
There there,fragile boy...17,576 posts...Pff get a life sonny
ah that old classic "i've got nothing else to add" comment of number of posts, seasoned with "get a life", well that's some inspired stuff. It's an internet forum and if that's sad then guess fking what - you're on it too. Also this is coming from the bloke who only ever started one topic, which was about Brexit and got one reply. Not sure this is really your bag is it.

Ace-T

7,702 posts

256 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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The complete fking dickwad that is currently using our narrow side street as a race track for his barried POS fart in a bean canned paedo wagon.

tt.

mistakenplane

426 posts

121 months

Tuesday 27th June 2017
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People who sit up your arse when there's an empty lane to the right, yet when you pull left after passing slower cars, decide to shoot off like you've been holding them up. I don't get it.

Rich_W

12,548 posts

213 months

Tuesday 27th June 2017
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The cock on the red Honda 125 this morning.

Waiting at a set of lights for a roundabout. He appears on my left, Lights change and he doesnt accelerate fast enough, but then carves right across the front of my car, I inevitably lean on the horn and stand on the brakes. Little rent boy gives me the finger.

Try it again tomorrow morning you . I'll just fking hit you and my dashcam will prove you deserved it laugh

Syndrome280

276 posts

112 months

Tuesday 27th June 2017
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Not car related, but James Corden. I get a creepy, two-faced, attention seeker vibe off him and wish he would just disappear from the TV or internet.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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mistakenplane said:
People who sit up your arse when there's an empty lane to the right, yet when you pull left after passing slower cars, decide to shoot off like you've been holding them up. I don't get it.
Alternatively people who dawdle in the right lane with you behind them, pull into the left lane and nail it confused

ukaskew

10,642 posts

222 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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People who have such important busy lives that they put their seatbelt on whilst driving away. Bonus points for frequently not actually concentrating on the road whilst doing it.


Mandalore

4,220 posts

114 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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mistakenplane said:
People who sit up your arse when there's an empty lane to the right, yet when you pull left after passing slower cars, decide to shoot off like you've been holding them up. I don't get it.
Because... they only wish to use the middle lane for their entire journey and you just ruined everything !!!

To some people they are just buffer zones in case they need to swerve because they weren't paying attention to the road ahead.

In fact the only time they will briefly use the inside lane is when they cut straight across when joining and leaving.

Edited by Mandalore on Wednesday 28th June 07:31

Triumph Man

8,708 posts

169 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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Some bint in an A class yesterday doing 25-30 in a 50 (which in reality could be NSL). I initially thought it could be an old person, so hung back properly so as not to spook them before overtaking. As I moved up and out to overtake, I realised it was a younger girl on the phone, but the phone was on loudspeaker held up to her chin! I am not ashamed to say I gave a long blast of the horn when I saw that.

99dndd

2,091 posts

90 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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Had to stop on the way home as the guy on the opposite side of the road decided to use my lane to overtake the bus that was pulling away from its stop.

To you sir, I hope your leased Audi is over its mileage limit.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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Triumph Man said:
Some bint in an A class yesterday doing 25-30 in a 50 (which in reality could be NSL). I initially thought it could be an old person, so hung back properly so as not to spook them before overtaking. As I moved up and out to overtake, I realised it was a younger girl on the phone, but the phone was on loudspeaker held up to her chin! I am not ashamed to say I gave a long blast of the horn when I saw that.
People that hold their phones to their chin are also knobs, imagining they are on "The Apprentice".

Hackney

6,856 posts

209 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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On a motorway, the people who think that the best thing to do when someone to their left indicates and pulls into their lane is to immediately indicate and swerve right themselves.

Why is maintaining your speed *SO* important to you that it overrides self preservation. You are risking an accident by doing the very same thing that caused you to swerve in the first place. Ease off. Brake. There, sorted. You avoided an accident and didn't risk creating one yourself.

bad company

18,682 posts

267 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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Hackney said:
On a motorway, the people who think that the best thing to do when someone to their left indicates and pulls into their lane is to immediately indicate and swerve right themselves.
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If you check the mirrors first what is wrong with changing lane in such an instance? If someone just swerves into the outside lane without checking yes, that's very dangerous.

InitialDave

11,956 posts

120 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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eezeh said:
People that hold their phones to their chin are also knobs, imagining they are on "The Apprentice".
I see this a lot, people holding them horizontal in front of them like they're trying to blow dust off the screen, What's that all about, anyway?
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