One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3
Discussion
This morning was the usual Darwinism display of people operating vehicles in low light conditions, torrential rain, reduced visibility due to spray with no lights on whatsoever or ability to count as high as four.
I hate the idea of automated vehicles on the roads but it is the future and we need it now because some people are simply incapable of driving themselves.
But today I have been dealing with people replying to my car advert and the four stages of their process.
Oh this chap has a car for sale. I'll troll the car so I can make a ridiculously low offer so it looks like I'm doing him a favor.
Oh crap! He knows what he's on about and how much it's worth. I'll say I'll buy something else.
bks he know how crap they are and basically made me look stupid.
Now he won't sell it to me even if I offer full price because he knows I am a twunt.
I hate the idea of automated vehicles on the roads but it is the future and we need it now because some people are simply incapable of driving themselves.
But today I have been dealing with people replying to my car advert and the four stages of their process.
Oh this chap has a car for sale. I'll troll the car so I can make a ridiculously low offer so it looks like I'm doing him a favor.
Oh crap! He knows what he's on about and how much it's worth. I'll say I'll buy something else.
bks he know how crap they are and basically made me look stupid.
Now he won't sell it to me even if I offer full price because he knows I am a twunt.
InitialDave said:
eezeh said:
People that hold their phones to their chin are also knobs, imagining they are on "The Apprentice".
I see this a lot, people holding them horizontal in front of them like they're trying to blow dust off the screen, What's that all about, anyway?His response, and I kid you not, was to tell me that since the law came in banning mobile phone use at the wheel, he always uses "handsfree mode" (referring to using speakerphone).
I just stood there, open-mouthed.
MorganP104 said:
InitialDave said:
eezeh said:
People that hold their phones to their chin are also knobs, imagining they are on "The Apprentice".
I see this a lot, people holding them horizontal in front of them like they're trying to blow dust off the screen, What's that all about, anyway?His response, and I kid you not, was to tell me that since the law came in banning mobile phone use at the wheel, he always uses "handsfree mode" (referring to using speakerphone).
I just stood there, open-mouthed.
mikey k said:
MorganP104 said:
InitialDave said:
eezeh said:
People that hold their phones to their chin are also knobs, imagining they are on "The Apprentice".
I see this a lot, people holding them horizontal in front of them like they're trying to blow dust off the screen, What's that all about, anyway?His response, and I kid you not, was to tell me that since the law came in banning mobile phone use at the wheel, he always uses "handsfree mode" (referring to using speakerphone).
I just stood there, open-mouthed.
nonsequitur said:
mikey k said:
MorganP104 said:
InitialDave said:
eezeh said:
People that hold their phones to their chin are also knobs, imagining they are on "The Apprentice".
I see this a lot, people holding them horizontal in front of them like they're trying to blow dust off the screen, What's that all about, anyway?His response, and I kid you not, was to tell me that since the law came in banning mobile phone use at the wheel, he always uses "handsfree mode" (referring to using speakerphone).
I just stood there, open-mouthed.
Angrybiker said:
nonsequitur said:
mikey k said:
MorganP104 said:
InitialDave said:
eezeh said:
People that hold their phones to their chin are also knobs, imagining they are on "The Apprentice".
I see this a lot, people holding them horizontal in front of them like they're trying to blow dust off the screen, What's that all about, anyway?His response, and I kid you not, was to tell me that since the law came in banning mobile phone use at the wheel, he always uses "handsfree mode" (referring to using speakerphone).
I just stood there, open-mouthed.
Angrybiker said:
nonsequitur said:
mikey k said:
MorganP104 said:
InitialDave said:
eezeh said:
People that hold their phones to their chin are also knobs, imagining they are on "The Apprentice".
I see this a lot, people holding them horizontal in front of them like they're trying to blow dust off the screen, What's that all about, anyway?His response, and I kid you not, was to tell me that since the law came in banning mobile phone use at the wheel, he always uses "handsfree mode" (referring to using speakerphone).
I just stood there, open-mouthed.
matchmaker said:
Angrybiker said:
nonsequitur said:
mikey k said:
MorganP104 said:
InitialDave said:
eezeh said:
People that hold their phones to their chin are also knobs, imagining they are on "The Apprentice".
I see this a lot, people holding them horizontal in front of them like they're trying to blow dust off the screen, What's that all about, anyway?His response, and I kid you not, was to tell me that since the law came in banning mobile phone use at the wheel, he always uses "handsfree mode" (referring to using speakerphone).
I just stood there, open-mouthed.
mistakenplane said:
Most people last night. Yes it was wet, yes its been dry for ages, yes there was spray, NO you don't have to drive slowly in the outside lane therefore stopping any progress of traffic and creating bottlenecks.
Just move the fk over and stop being an extra hazard!
Ooh it was horrible last night (M27 / M3 / A34). There was a lot of middle laning going on, including ones who suddenly slowed if there was a risk of their car getting wetJust move the fk over and stop being an extra hazard!
InitialDave said:
eezeh said:
People that hold their phones to their chin are also knobs, imagining they are on "The Apprentice".
I see this a lot, people holding them horizontal in front of them like they're trying to blow dust off the screen, What's that all about, anyway?Blown2CV said:
ah that old classic "i've got nothing else to add" comment of number of posts, seasoned with "get a life", well that's some inspired stuff. It's an internet forum and if that's sad then guess fking what - you're on it too. Also this is coming from the bloke who only ever started one topic, which was about Brexit and got one reply. Not sure this is really your bag is it.
Hmm not sure its yous either , you tetchy little thing LolRAFsmoggy said:
Blown2CV said:
ah that old classic "i've got nothing else to add" comment of number of posts, seasoned with "get a life", well that's some inspired stuff. It's an internet forum and if that's sad then guess fking what - you're on it too. Also this is coming from the bloke who only ever started one topic, which was about Brexit and got one reply. Not sure this is really your bag is it.
Hmm not sure its yous either , you tetchy little thing LolFacebook have removed my for sale post on a track day page as it...
"Displays images of excessive speed".
...I never knew speeding on a race track was an issue.
When you consider Turkish soldiers being burned alive, decapitations, child pornography, extreme animal cruelty, Nazism, radicalisation hate speech and other vile stuff is within the Facebook community standards it has to make you think knob.
I'm travelling along a 40mph road and a junction is is approaching ahead on the left, a minor road. I see a car arrive at the junction he stops at the give way, see's me and pulls out, I have to break so I flash my lights. He breaks and stops the car flapping his arms around, I stop and I hoot until he moves off. He gets going and I follow to 30 mph, we get to a set of lights which are on red, he stops and then goes through the red whilst cars are going through on the green. I have no idea if he was drunk or just a knob.
knitware said:
I'm travelling along a 40mph road and a junction is is approaching ahead on the left, a minor road. I see a car arrive at the junction he stops at the give way, see's me and pulls out, I have to break so I flash my lights. He breaks and stops the car flapping his arms around, I stop and I hoot until he moves off. He gets going and I follow to 30 mph, we get to a set of lights which are on red, he stops and then goes through the red whilst cars are going through on the green. I have no idea if he was drunk or just a knob.
What did you break? What did he break? lucido grigio said:
Reason #155 why I wont use Faecesbook ^^^^^^.
Anyhow......people who shout out their car window at pedestrians minding their own business....ie me.
Just STFU ,leave me alone and grow up.....
Or hooting their horns and laughing as you walk past them in a car park. Knobs. Anyhow......people who shout out their car window at pedestrians minding their own business....ie me.
Just STFU ,leave me alone and grow up.....
Edited by lucido grigio on Saturday 1st July 21:42
They're going to do that to the wrong person one day and get the st kicked out of them.
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