One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3
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superlightr said:
Bobberoo99 said:
generationx said:
People with stupid s
t hanging off their rear view mirrors 
That'll be me then, around 12 assorted air fresheners, I just add a new one EVERY time I clean the car, it amuses me!!! t hanging off their rear view mirrors 
I lied there's actually 7 hanging there!! Must try harder!!!
Bobberoo99 said:
superlightr said:
Bobberoo99 said:
generationx said:
People with stupid st hanging off their rear view mirrors
That'll be me then, around 12 assorted air fresheners, I just add a new one EVERY time I clean the car, it amuses me!!! t hanging off their rear view mirrors I lied there's actually 7 hanging there!! Must try harder!!!
Sideways? Check.
Blurry as f
k? Check. Under-delivering on what was originally promised? Check.
Do you know one end of the camera from a potato?
OpulentBob said:
Bobberoo99 said:
superlightr said:
Bobberoo99 said:
generationx said:
People with stupid st hanging off their rear view mirrors
That'll be me then, around 12 assorted air fresheners, I just add a new one EVERY time I clean the car, it amuses me!!! t hanging off their rear view mirrors I lied there's actually 7 hanging there!! Must try harder!!!
Sideways? Check.
Blurry as f
k? Check. Under-delivering on what was originally promised? Check.
Do you know one end of the camera from a potato?
Sideways yep don't care!
Blurry yep wife driving say no more!
Under delivering been doing it my entire life so why change now!
Bobberoo99 said:
I know that this has been covered on here many times, but after having driven 1450 miles over the last week to Scotland and back, MLM's are prevelant more from the Midlands down than they are from there up, and another thing, why do people insist on slowly overtaking but as you approach a slower moving vehicle in the inside lane they neither speed up slow down or pull into the outside lane, they just amble past at the same speed slack jawed and vacant forcing you to slow down and pull out behind them, and another thing why can't people maintain a speed, they overtake, pull in and slow down forcing you to overtake them, THEN they speed up!?!?!?
I'm sure Yellowjack or one or more of the pedantry and self righteous brigade will be along in a while telling me it's all my fault and that I'm the problem!!!
I'm sure Yellowjack or one or more of the pedantry and self righteous brigade will be along in a while telling me it's all my fault and that I'm the problem!!!
This pisses me off more than most things on the road. Often a car will be approaching me in the next lane at a fairly reasonable speed, only to slow right down and either creep past or even match my speed. Why?If you accelerate then some people get pissy and blast past you, but most just carry on dribbling gently, apparently unaware that anything else exists outside of their cosy little space.
Bobberoo99 said:
OpulentBob said:
Bobberoo99 said:
superlightr said:
Bobberoo99 said:
generationx said:
People with stupid st hanging off their rear view mirrors
That'll be me then, around 12 assorted air fresheners, I just add a new one EVERY time I clean the car, it amuses me!!! t hanging off their rear view mirrors I lied there's actually 7 hanging there!! Must try harder!!!
Sideways? Check.
Blurry as f
k? Check. Under-delivering on what was originally promised? Check.
Do you know one end of the camera from a potato?
Sideways yep don't care!
Blurry yep wife driving say no more!
Under delivering been doing it my entire life so why change now!
Integroo said:
Just have it like they do in some countries: lights must always be on. I had been in Abania for twenty minutes, 2pm, 37 C, blazing sunshine, when I got pulled over by Balkan rozzers for not having my lights on.
There is evidence to suggest that cars with lights on all the time increases the number of motorcycle accidents as bikes suddenly become a lot less obviousGravelMachineGun said:
Everyone who drives a german car in any city centre.
Sick of them.
Aggressive, speeding, weaving.
Whoa!!!! Go careful there, you'll be branded all sorts of nasty things included but not limited to, having a chip on your shoulder for expressing opinions about German car drivers like that on this forum, just like I was yesterday!!!! (See posts on badly modified car thread mk2) Sick of them.
Aggressive, speeding, weaving.
Blanchimont said:
Pulled up a shop, and was backing up to tidy up as I only swung in.
Idiot in a Golf pulls in behind into the gap I was mid-way reversing into. Called him a knob (to myself, windows closed), tidied it up a little and then went into the shop.
Coming back out the pleb in a Golf diesel estate said "mate, your cars french" I simply said "How very observant of you, what's your point?" "He said something about it being st". Bewildered, I said back "Funny that, you're driving your Mums Golf, or did you actually buy that with money?" He gruffed, and got into his car and drove off, flicking me the V.
Odd experience, I got back in the car, found the Mrs giggling, and drove off.
I had something similar while I was out for a drive in my 205 GTI today.Idiot in a Golf pulls in behind into the gap I was mid-way reversing into. Called him a knob (to myself, windows closed), tidied it up a little and then went into the shop.
Coming back out the pleb in a Golf diesel estate said "mate, your cars french" I simply said "How very observant of you, what's your point?" "He said something about it being s
t". Bewildered, I said back "Funny that, you're driving your Mums Golf, or did you actually buy that with money?" He gruffed, and got into his car and drove off, flicking me the V. Odd experience, I got back in the car, found the Mrs giggling, and drove off.
3 late teen lads in a partially scened / rat look Mk4 VW Golf pulled up next to me at some traffic lights and the driver shouts over "your car's a piece of French s
t blud". I looked over, shook my head and replied, "Really? It's in far better condition than your Golf. Plus, I'm also not a complete moron and driving around on a completely flat tyre" - and pointed at the passenger side front tyre that was completely flat 
At this point he called me a c u next Tuesday, just as the lights went green, so I just laughed again and drove off 
Edited by AlexRS2782 on Tuesday 3rd October 18:20
An idiot in a focus on the m1. I had my cruise control on at 75 and passed a focus, 10 seconds later Focus overtakes me, a little further along I overtake again, this goes on for a few miles, after a few overtakes he gives me the wtf wave, annoyed me since my speed hadn’t changed at all. He was a middle lane hogger as well so clearly a bit simple.
The scummy mummy that tailgated me in a 30 zone, during school kicking out time, in a blue Audi Q RS3. I'm going to assume they were either late picking their brat(s) up or wanted to get somewhere else in a hurry.
Either way, they had at least 2 decent opportunities to overtake me, in one case I even eased off and moved a bit closer to the kerb to give them space if they wanted to go past me in a straight stretch when it was clear, but they declined and continued to tailgate me instead
Roll on 2 miles later and we exit the 30 and go back to a 50 limit, which 1/2 mile later goes national. I accelerated away half expecting the Audi to continue right up behind me but nope. Quick check of the rear view mirror and they're still doing 30
Moron.
Either way, they had at least 2 decent opportunities to overtake me, in one case I even eased off and moved a bit closer to the kerb to give them space if they wanted to go past me in a straight stretch when it was clear, but they declined and continued to tailgate me instead
Roll on 2 miles later and we exit the 30 and go back to a 50 limit, which 1/2 mile later goes national. I accelerated away half expecting the Audi to continue right up behind me but nope. Quick check of the rear view mirror and they're still doing 30
Moron.Moved the combine again for the last time this year. You'd think a tractors with a WIDE LOAD sign on the front with both beacons running parked in the middle of the road would give a clue that summat big was coming. Seems not. They had a surprise when they met Willy around the corner taking up the whole road on his big Claas Lesbian. Then met some knob in a Ford Ranger Wildtrack Roid Rage that wouldn't mount the verge to give me a little more room.
AlexRS2782 said:
Blanchimont said:
Pulled up a shop, and was backing up to tidy up as I only swung in.
Idiot in a Golf pulls in behind into the gap I was mid-way reversing into. Called him a knob (to myself, windows closed), tidied it up a little and then went into the shop.
Coming back out the pleb in a Golf diesel estate said "mate, your cars french" I simply said "How very observant of you, what's your point?" "He said something about it being st". Bewildered, I said back "Funny that, you're driving your Mums Golf, or did you actually buy that with money?" He gruffed, and got into his car and drove off, flicking me the V.
Odd experience, I got back in the car, found the Mrs giggling, and drove off.
I had something similar while I was out for a drive in my 205 GTI today.Idiot in a Golf pulls in behind into the gap I was mid-way reversing into. Called him a knob (to myself, windows closed), tidied it up a little and then went into the shop.
Coming back out the pleb in a Golf diesel estate said "mate, your cars french" I simply said "How very observant of you, what's your point?" "He said something about it being s
t". Bewildered, I said back "Funny that, you're driving your Mums Golf, or did you actually buy that with money?" He gruffed, and got into his car and drove off, flicking me the V. Odd experience, I got back in the car, found the Mrs giggling, and drove off.
3 late teen lads in a partially scened / rat look Mk4 VW Golf pulled up next to me at some traffic lights and the driver shouts over "your car's a piece of French s
t blud". I looked over, shook my head and replied, "Really? It's in far better condition than your Golf. Plus, I'm also not a complete moron and driving around on a completely flat tyre" - and pointed at the passenger side front tyre that was completely flat At this point he called me a c u next Tuesday, just as the lights went green, so I just laughed again and drove off Edited by AlexRS2782 on Tuesday 3rd October 18:20
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