Worst Driven Cars

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Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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crostonian said:
At least you get to work before it opens and leave when they've all gone. My hours are 10 till 3, not good timing!
Sadly, I'm in and out all day, so what happens is, 2 miles and several junctions if I catch what we call a <garden centre name> car, going very very slowly, I just know it's going to take every junction I do, drive in the main gate and do what they all do, which is grind to a halt and stare at the first row of spaces, before deciding very slowly which space to drive very slowly into.

Edited by Johnnytheboy on Thursday 22 October 20:40

dmitsi

3,583 posts

220 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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A jazz wrote off my 95 civic, now I see them everywhere trying to kill me.
Any people carrier is always dangerous, though I know the defence for the c4 Picasso. I had one as my courtesy car for about a month and it was just disgusting to drive. Wallowing around when turning the steering wheel the slightest, crap visibility considering the amount of glass, and it had easily one of the most uncomfortable seating positions and seats. I'm not surprised their drivers get so wound up and drive like idiots, they have no choice. It was also quite responsive to the pedal so could shift, a dangerous option on such a st car.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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Really? The Dutch?

The slowest people in the world (on the roads)

swisstoni

17,012 posts

279 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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GetCarter said:
As mentioned elsewhere, it's not the car, it's the driver. Aston or Austin. Makes no difference.

Up here we get shed loads of visitors between April and September. It's a driving destination. The best/most considerate drivers are the Scandinavians, Germans & Dutch. The worst are the French, English and the Italians. (I'm English BTW).

The French don't seem to have the first clue. The English seem to think they own the road, and the Italians stop and get out, blocking the road, for no reason at all. Sad all.

Scandinavians just get it and are swift and considerate. We should learn something from them. Probably how to drive.

Edited by GetCarter on Thursday 22 October 18:22
All come a poor second to certain locals who want to show off to tourists about how well they know the roads if my recent trip to the Highlands and Islands is anything to go by.

hairyben

8,516 posts

183 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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I've noticed there appears to be a scheme running whereby many of the most cretinous drivers are made to display a warning disc to help other drivers identify them:



Antics

16 posts

118 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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Driving back on the Snake Pass earlier I saw a good mixture of stereotypical poor driving.


Audi A4 2.0 TDI - Tailgating and poor overtaking skills, almost resulting in a head-on crash with a car coming around a blind bend.

A Vauxhall Corsa driven by an old dear - Braking at every opportunity. Passing car, bird, leaf, etc.

Citreon Picasso people carrier thing driven by 'Angry Dad' - Taking corners way too fast, resulting in an understeery mess and near-miss.

Allyc85

7,225 posts

186 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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Anything mundane and Silver. The colour for those who don't give a st about cars or driving to a decent standard..

Alpaca

308 posts

172 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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First generation Zafira and Picassos, just as much likely to be driven like a Micra or a white Audi.

GetCarter

29,384 posts

279 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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swisstoni said:
All come a poor second to certain locals who want to show off to tourists about how well they know the roads if my recent trip to the Highlands and Islands is anything to go by.
They're not showing off, they are just crap drivers.

TartanPaint

2,989 posts

139 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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Worst driven car is probably still the Nissan Micra, but the Audi A1 is catching up fast.

Lester H

2,735 posts

105 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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probably subjective here, as we have silver cars in the family, alongside others, but surely Honda Jazz must rank high. early Micras exempt as now have status as indestructable

Slow

6,973 posts

137 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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swisstoni said:
GetCarter said:
As mentioned elsewhere, it's not the car, it's the driver. Aston or Austin. Makes no difference.

Up here we get shed loads of visitors between April and September. It's a driving destination. The best/most considerate drivers are the Scandinavians, Germans & Dutch. The worst are the French, English and the Italians. (I'm English BTW).

The French don't seem to have the first clue. The English seem to think they own the road, and the Italians stop and get out, blocking the road, for no reason at all. Sad all.

Scandinavians just get it and are swift and considerate. We should learn something from them. Probably how to drive.

Edited by GetCarter on Thursday 22 October 18:22
All come a poor second to certain locals who want to show off to tourists about how well they know the roads if my recent trip to the Highlands and Islands is anything to go by.
Oh yes, I know people in defenders managing inverness to fort william at a avg speed of 85ish mph.
I launch my range rover round corners at what must seem like stupid speeds to people who dont know the road.

Lester H

2,735 posts

105 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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Swiss Toni and Get Carter moved the discussion towards the worst driving regions. I've driven in all the usual European countries, Portugal was bad, but was reduced to nervous wreck in Ibiza.

MC Bodge

21,629 posts

175 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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Slow said:
Oh yes, I know people in defenders managing inverness to fort william at a avg speed of 85ish mph.
I launch my range rover round corners at what must seem like stupid speeds to people who dont know the road.
...or people who can't see around corners?

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

105 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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Slow said:
Oh yes, I know people in defenders managing inverness to fort william at a avg speed of 85ish mph.
I launch my range rover round corners at what must seem like stupid speeds to people who dont know the road.
Funny thing, most of the Cars in ditches/hedges/trees round here are Locals who meet other Locals who like you can also see round corners.....

MC Bodge

21,629 posts

175 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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Although there are some outliers, there are some trends developing on this thread.

Vauxhall and Citroen MPVs are putting in a strong showing, with support in-depth from the Range Rover and Audi diesel.

Allyc85

7,225 posts

186 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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Lester H said:
Swiss Toni and Get Carter moved the discussion towards the worst driving regions. I've driven in all the usual European countries, Portugal was bad, but was reduced to nervous wreck in Ibiza.
The Côte d'Azur is extremely bad for driving. No indication, patience or consideration for anyone else and then there's all the bloody mopeds, which will pass you on either side, at the same time.

Just a few miles in from the coast is so much better though.

WarrenG

342 posts

197 months

Sunday 25th October 2015
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Anything with a TDi badge on the back, the driver either believing or having been convinced by the dealer that this is a sports car despite being diesel.
They mostly could go quite well, but I find if I'm trying to make progress, it's one of these idiots who swings into the outside lane, usually cutting you up at the last moment and hogs it regardless of how long ago they overtook the nissan micra and no matter how obviously easy you're keeping up with them in nearly any other car if you use the gears thoroughly!

Mogsmex

448 posts

235 months

Sunday 25th October 2015
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mr_fibuli said:
This has to be the most unpredictable car on the road - I always give them a wide berth. Red is the most erratic colour:



These are slowly being replaced now though by anything that resembles a toaster on castors.
amen, with bells on ! this was a running joke with me and Mrs mogsmex for several years and then in a 2 month timescale I was rammed twice by 2 different ones both while parked !!

IMHO if you buy a mk1 Micra you have no interest in cars therefore no interest in driving wink

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

105 months

Sunday 25th October 2015
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Mogsmex said:
IMHO if you buy a mk1 Micra you have no interest in cars therefore no interest in driving wink
I use a "little one" (Kia) for shopping because I don't care what I ram into in the supermarket car park