Worst Driven Cars
Discussion
Warning signs for me:
Honda Jazz / Kia Picanto / Hyundai i10 / Vauxhall Agila - beware, erratic and random driving is more than likely
Large 4x4 - Range Rover / X5 / X6 / Q7 with gangsta glass and vanity registration - beware, this guy knows that he owns the road, and rules / road signs and markings simply do not apply to him
But for worst driving, recently someone who lives in our village stands out. He has a black '60' plate Vauxhall Zafira, and thinks he's Lewis Hamilton. Last week I was driving with a little 'spirit' - nothing too fast - on a nice NSL single carriageway with some bends - he tried to keep up. After he'd nearly gone through a hedge with terminal understeer, I backed off on the basis that his attempts to keep up were going to end up doing him some serious damage. I effectively had to slow down to ensure that the guy behind didn't fall off the road trying to keep up.
Honda Jazz / Kia Picanto / Hyundai i10 / Vauxhall Agila - beware, erratic and random driving is more than likely
Large 4x4 - Range Rover / X5 / X6 / Q7 with gangsta glass and vanity registration - beware, this guy knows that he owns the road, and rules / road signs and markings simply do not apply to him
But for worst driving, recently someone who lives in our village stands out. He has a black '60' plate Vauxhall Zafira, and thinks he's Lewis Hamilton. Last week I was driving with a little 'spirit' - nothing too fast - on a nice NSL single carriageway with some bends - he tried to keep up. After he'd nearly gone through a hedge with terminal understeer, I backed off on the basis that his attempts to keep up were going to end up doing him some serious damage. I effectively had to slow down to ensure that the guy behind didn't fall off the road trying to keep up.
RS404 said:
Car most likely to come round a blind bend in the middle of the road on a country lane at 75mph because THEY won't be the one that gets killed...
Black Range Rover, black wheels, black windows. The car that says f
k you very much.
Yes, or the other car that does this....Black Range Rover, black wheels, black windows. The car that says f
k you very much...the same in white.
Not all but a quite a few seem to be aggressive, impatient & inconsiderate. Use the following process to about their driving: mirror
Will also give way to absolutely no way one except other black cabs however, will expect everyone to make special & immediate dispensation for them in return.
Normally I'd be saying Picassos, but I've changed my mind. At least the people in them are bad drivers but not unpleasant or doing it on purpose (I assume).
So I'm saying - Audi A3 drivers. Seriously WTF is wrong with them? Every single one appears to be driven by a hyper-agressive, weapons grade bellend. I assume it must be because they appear to the Audi sector of thrusting execs (nothing against Audis, they just appear to be the unfortunate recipients of the attention of twerps at the moment.) but this coupled with the appeal to the younger driver.
So I'm saying - Audi A3 drivers. Seriously WTF is wrong with them? Every single one appears to be driven by a hyper-agressive, weapons grade bellend. I assume it must be because they appear to the Audi sector of thrusting execs (nothing against Audis, they just appear to be the unfortunate recipients of the attention of twerps at the moment.) but this coupled with the appeal to the younger driver.
Olivera said:
Also forgot to mention this, pretty rare but always driven by a coffin-dodger:
Hmmm. I know of a few youngish mums* that drive these round here. Packed to the gunwales with kids and kit, invariably festooned with stickers on the rear windows, smeared with snot and often with an idiot dog arfing around the boot. Must be hell on wheels...Driving's normally not so bad - maybe aware that they are wielding a tin-can against the MPV tanks and agri-vehicles...
We do seem to have a problem with MKIV golfs round here...
- slightly eco-mentalist streak to them
Pickup trucks, like those Mitsubishi Warrior things. They must have excellent brakes and the drivers excellent reflexes, because the seem to follow the 0.2 second rule. Also a love of fog lights.
Honda Jazz / Vauxhall agila - 40mph an hour everywhere. Unless uphill where they would need to change gear, so 5 mile an hour in top.
Honda Jazz / Vauxhall agila - 40mph an hour everywhere. Unless uphill where they would need to change gear, so 5 mile an hour in top.
Anything form the audi stable from a5 up so, a5, q5, q7, a6, a7, a8
a1-q3 don't tend to be so bad.
A5,A7 seem to be complete knobs top buy.
Disco 3/4 and Range sports tend to be bad.
Also Suzuki anything, kia anything driven by slow elderly doddlers.
Citroen DS5 terrible drivers normally.
Citroen MPVs Ronnie's car of choice.
a1-q3 don't tend to be so bad.
A5,A7 seem to be complete knobs top buy.
Disco 3/4 and Range sports tend to be bad.
Also Suzuki anything, kia anything driven by slow elderly doddlers.
Citroen DS5 terrible drivers normally.
Citroen MPVs Ronnie's car of choice.
Janesy B said:
MK4 Golf, I just stay the fk away because something stupid ALWAYS happens with one of those fkers about.
Pickups too, all mental.
agreed mostly chavs driving old hanging badly modded examples, also remember it ranked pretty highly in uninsured cars MID top 5 next to older shape 3 series. Gone are the days it was old Vauxhall or ford.k away because something stupid ALWAYS happens with one of those fkers about.Pickups too, all mental.
Edited by Janesy B on Friday 16th October 14:55
Nemo Sum said:
Not all but a quite a few seem to be aggressive, impatient & inconsiderate. Use the following process to about their driving: mirror
Will also give way to absolutely no way one except other black cabs however, will expect everyone to make special & immediate dispensation for them in return.
Roger Irrelevant said:
Worst Driven Cars? This one was done not too long ago and the answer (which is blindingly obvious) is the Vauxhall Insignia. In fact from my experience any large Vauxhall is in with a shout, closely followed by any small Vauxhall.
Yep. I have also noticed very similar driving styles between Vauxhall drivers and Audi drivers (aggressive, inconsiderate etc).I wonder of the former graduate to the latter (or at least aspire to).
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