how to parallel park in tight spaces

how to parallel park in tight spaces

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KM666

1,757 posts

184 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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vanordinaire said:
Hoofy said:
Parallel parking is much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Yes, if you're a spotty 'youf' who's just passed his test, you won't be doing it right.;)

But seriously, I call troll, anyone who has just passed their test will (unlike most of us older drivers) have been taught and tested on parallel parking.
Luck of the draw if they ever actually do it. When I passed (2012) the parking element was reversing back into the bay I left from at the test centre. It only came up once in lessons and that was in a space about 20 metres long. Never did hill starts outside of my lessons on private land with my Dad.

Shaw Tarse

31,543 posts

204 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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A shop widow can be useful

gizlaroc

17,251 posts

225 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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Hoofy said:
Parallel parking is much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Surely the idea is get in and out without touch anything? So either you have either got a very small dick or your women have baggy worn out fannys!! biggrin

Sorry couldn't resist. beer

MrBarry123

6,028 posts

122 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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Hoofy said:
Parallel parking is much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Said no-one ever.

valiant

10,253 posts

161 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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caspar9198 said:
valiant said:
Didn't they teach you this sort of thing when learning to drive? And isn't it part of the test? Was when I learnt 25 years ago.

You'll be asking how to do a hill start next.
They teach it within a space of 2 cars, I can parallel park easily just not in very tight spaces as you probably couldn't either. Get off your high horse buddy.
So you can parallel park then. The actual manoeuvre is no different. Take your time and keep it slow.

Rather than go on the Internet how about driving to a quiet road and practising?

Oh, and I've parked on the street all my driving life. It's something you get good at very quickly as if you can't park, you're in for a long walk home.


caspar9198

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14 posts

99 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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valiant said:
So you can parallel park then. The actual manoeuvre is no different. Take your time and keep it slow.

Rather than go on the Internet how about driving to a quiet road and practising?

Oh, and I've parked on the street all my driving life. It's something you get good at very quickly as if you can't park, you're in for a long walk home.
I practiced earlier. The internet is a good resource for learning new things and getting different tips. Possibly why I went on the internet? smile

wst

3,494 posts

162 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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MrBarry123 said:
Hoofy said:
Parallel parking is much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Said no-one ever.
It's literally the opposite. When parallel parking I'm looking for a big gap that I can get into without touching the sides.

MethylatedSpirit

1,902 posts

137 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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You develop your own "way" of doing it, but this works for me & my particular car:



Line the car up so that your rear wheel is slightly forward of the rear bumper of the car you've stopped beside.

Apply full lock

Straighten up at 45 degrees or thereabouts and reverse back until the rear wheel is about 2 ft from kerb. (If you hit the kerb or can't get the front in, you need less angle. If you're still sitting in the road, you need more angle.)

Full lock to swing the front in. Mind the front bumper.


Edited by MethylatedSpirit on Monday 29th February 20:11

Hoofy

76,380 posts

283 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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gizlaroc said:
Hoofy said:
Parallel parking is much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Surely the idea is get in and out without touch anything? So either you have either got a very small dick or your women have baggy worn out fannys!! biggrin

Sorry couldn't resist. beer
So it's got personal already has it? punch

Katzenjammer

1,085 posts

179 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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xRIEx said:
I need that explained to me!



callmedave

2,686 posts

146 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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Katzenjammer said:
xRIEx said:
I need that explained to me!
The clip has been reversed

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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Katzenjammer said:
xRIEx said:
I need that explained to me!
They put it in reverse.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

235 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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Hoofy said:
Parallel parking is much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You need a crowd of burly men hanging around to help guide you in?

HD Adam

5,154 posts

185 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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Just to be serious for a moment, when both my daughters (no pics) passed their tests, they weren't that hot on the parallel parking.

We went to a supermarket car park on a Sunday, got a few of shopping trolleys to use as "other cars" and practiced.
Place the trolleys 2 wide (or as wide as a car) and start off with a gap you could park a bus into and then squeeze it down.
You won't be going fast enough to do any damage if you touch the trolleys.

Just remember, nobody was an expert first time.

Ok, sensible time over.

Don't forget to hammer frozen sausages into the car park before you leave and VBRJ the parking attendant if he says anything silly

Hoofy

76,380 posts

283 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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Rawwr said:
Hoofy said:
Parallel parking is much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You need a crowd of burly men hanging around to help guide you in?
I prefer to do it while nobody is watching.

V8RX7

26,892 posts

264 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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Shaw Tarse said:
A shop widow can be useful
^^^This - my Aunt told me about using the reflection, you can get within a few mm

Riktoid

231 posts

113 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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I'm shocking at parallel parking simply due to lack of practise.

A driveway, work car park etc means I rarely need to.


swisstoni

17,029 posts

280 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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Coming soon:
"So I was wondering how are we all getting into our cars? Foot in first or arse down first?"

V8RX7

26,892 posts

264 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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swisstoni said:
Coming soon:
"So I was wondering how are we all getting into our cars? Foot in first or arse down first?"
Depends if you're wearing a tight skirt.

Hoofy

76,380 posts

283 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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I don't know if my foot makes contact with the floor before I crash into the seat tbh!