Does anybody know how tall Chris Goffey is ?

[Hugh Jarse]

SimonTheSailor said:

This is motor related so thought it best it goes into General Gassing.

Does anybody know how tall Chris Goffey is ?

To answer the question, at least three people.

[JakeT]

I had a wrap for lunch today. Once again, with a Banana.

[Johnners]

Wacky Racer said:

Fire off Evans and bring back Goffey and Woollard.

Damn that is a good idea!

[Vocal Minority]

These days Goffey is more or a state of mind than a man, an ethereal being created of pure energy.

In physical form he can reach a height of 5'9" or 5'11" rolled out thinly

[smilo996]

So much comedy talent being wasted, hidden away in a PH forum.

As for who is wider, Chris or Quentin, if this was a game of Topr Trumps I would have to go with The Laurel and Hardy of car shows:

Surely a Goodwin and a half?

[KP328]

If people shrink when they get old, he might not be as tall as he was in 1983.

[Roman Moroni]

SimonTheSailor said:

No sign of him - he's gone to ground !!

Standing or laying dow? If he's standing just measure the depth of the hole

HTH

[Hugh Jarse]

SimonTheSailor said:

Does anybody know how tall Chris Goffey is ?

They are always changing names, Taliban, Hezbollah, and now this....Tall Chris Goffey Islamic State.
Please contact GHQ, this is not a motoring matter, this is a matter for national security.
It was the beard that gave it away and his radical views on the unacceptable height of some boot thresholds.

[Truckosaurus]

Hugh Jarse said:

...It was the beard that gave it away and his radical views ...

Has anyone seen Goffey and Corbyn in the same room?

(If so, who was taller?)

[CS Garth]

Let's just settle that the man is a colossus (and also Sheepskin wearer of the year 1992)

I always thought that if it got down to it, mano o mano. Goffey would wipe the floor with Edmunds.

Tony Mason v Q Wilson a much tougher call

[nedwards77]

I met him when I was 9 while my Mum was being filmed for an episode of Top Gear, complaining her Alfa 33 Green Cloverleaf was rusty after a year (what did she expect), and he was taller than me, and I was tall for my age, really hope that helps?! Oh and met his son Danny Goffey last year and he was quite tall, which may help

[Leins]

nedwards77 said:

I met him when I was 9 while my Mum was being filmed for an episode of Top Gear, complaining her Alfa 33 Green Cloverleaf was rusty after a year (what did she expect), and he was taller than me, and I was tall for my age, really hope that helps?! Oh and met his son Danny Goffey last year and he was quite tall, which may help

How many Alfa 33 Green Cloverleafs tall was he though?

[SuperVM]

nedwards77 said:

I met him when I was 9 while my Mum was being filmed for an episode of Top Gear, complaining her Alfa 33 Green Cloverleaf was rusty after a year (what did she expect), and he was taller than me, and I was tall for my age, really hope that helps?! Oh and met his son Danny Goffey last year and he was quite tall, which may help

Was he taller than your mum?

[boyse7en]

Leins said:

How many Alfa 33 Green Cloverleafs tall was he though?

About three if they are stacked in proper scrapyard fashion (which most Alfas of that vintage were)

[Gary29]

nedwards77 said:

I met him when I was 9 while my Mum was being filmed for an episode of Top Gear, complaining her Alfa 33 Green Cloverleaf was rusty after a year (what did she expect), and he was taller than me, and I was tall for my age, really hope that helps?! Oh and met his son Danny Goffey last year and he was quite tall, which may help

Danny of Supergrass fame no less!

[tankplanker]

He's the height of Clarkson minus the height of Hammond divided by the square root of May's waist size.

[Monty Python]

Six feet (+/- 12 inches)

[Dale487]

Truckosaurus said:

Shorter than J. Clarkson but taller than R. Hammond.

Doesn't that apply 98% of the population of the UK?

[Leins]

Dale487 said:

Truckosaurus said:

Shorter than J. Clarkson but taller than R. Hammond.

Doesn't that apply 98% of the population of the UK?

Great, so we're getting closer

[SturdyHSV]

If it's of any use, I can confirm he often wears shoes. Apparently he wears heels on occasion too.

So his real height may be up to 3" less than 1 Shogun. Or just 1" less. Depending on which shoes he was wearing.

So the real question is how tall are Chris Goffey's shoes?