Why are car keys so ugly?

Why are car keys so ugly?

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Monkeylegend

26,496 posts

232 months

Sunday 29th May 2016
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Moonhawk said:
Pretty much all modern Astons since around 2010 (except the upcoming DB11) use this key.

A better picture of it



Edited by Moonhawk on Sunday 29th May 11:33
That must be a nuisance when two or more owners want to go out at the same time.

Ste1987

1,798 posts

107 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Monkeylegend said:
Moonhawk said:
Pretty much all modern Astons since around 2010 (except the upcoming DB11) use this key.

A better picture of it



Edited by Moonhawk on Sunday 29th May 11:33
That must be a nuisance when two or more owners want to go out at the same time.
Took me a minute to figure that out hehe

Zod

35,295 posts

259 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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k-ink said:
That's just embarrassing.
Yes, I am so embarrassed by it.

PhillipM

6,524 posts

190 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Someone had the right idea on the last page - this is the best key...


Triumph Man

8,708 posts

169 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Had to chuckle when TG was on and Gordon Ramsey opened his special box to reveal...



an uncut Ferrari key blank, which if it didn't have the prancing horse on it could have been for a Fiat panda.

opieoilman

4,408 posts

237 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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The one for my V70 is pretty hideous and this pic doesn't really do it justice.



The hard body of the key is pretty small and is surrounded by a soft rubber shell, which has worn away due to the key ring.

For me, having the key and blipper separately is good as I can then take the key off and put in in my wetsuit without worrying about killing the electronic bits. The more modern ones mean you need to hide the key somewhere around the car, which I don't really like doing.

PhillipM

6,524 posts

190 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Triumph Man said:
Had to chuckle when TG was on and Gordon Ramsey opened his special box to reveal...



an uncut Ferrari key blank, which if it didn't have the prancing horse on it could have been for a Fiat panda.
Yeah, spend that kind of cash and you get a presentation box that looks like it came from Poundstretcher and a tacky plastic key blank...

Triumph Man

8,708 posts

169 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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PhillipM said:
Triumph Man said:
Had to chuckle when TG was on and Gordon Ramsey opened his special box to reveal...



an uncut Ferrari key blank, which if it didn't have the prancing horse on it could have been for a Fiat panda.
Yeah, spend that kind of cash and you get a presentation box that looks like it came from Poundstretcher and a tacky plastic key blank...
At least if it was cut you would be safe in the knowledge that, having spunked all that money, the key would open and start some sort of Ferrari somewhere. Or a fiat.

k-ink

9,070 posts

180 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Zod said:
Yes, I am so embarrassed by it.
Apologies if that offended. Your car is stunning. Everyone has different taste, but I just don't think Aston benefit from the whole "beauty, power, soul" thing. That "key" just reminds me of a dodgy swarovski crystal swan ornament. Way too try hard imho. Not that my Alfa key is any good. That is a pile of crap too.

Zod

35,295 posts

259 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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k-ink said:
Zod said:
Yes, I am so embarrassed by it.
Apologies if that offended. Your car is stunning. Everyone has different taste, but I just don't think Aston benefit from the whole "beauty, power, soul" thing. That "key" just reminds me of a dodgy swarovski crystal swan ornament. Way too try hard imho. Not that my Alfa key is any good. That is a pile of crap too.
Not offended, just a little bemused that an very unblingy object provokes scorn. "Power, Beauty, Soul" is, I'm pleased to say, long gone. It now says, "Pure Aston Martin" - not sure about the word "pure" and I know it's an Aston Martin - it says so on the steering wheel.

Oddboy86

194 posts

184 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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I don't think my key is too bad.

Matt Harper

6,622 posts

202 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Unlocks a whole heap of trouble.

burritoNinja

690 posts

101 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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I rather like my Volvo's key-less entry and the way it folds the side mirrors when you lock it. Get in the car, pop the fob in the holder and press the start button. It is black with 4 buttons and just has the Volvo badge on the rear.
That Pagani key from page one looks like a cheap office novelty toy from Argos.

Nik da Greek

2,503 posts

151 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Mine is a rotor. Becos rotary


divetheworld

2,565 posts

136 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Zod said:
AshBurrows said:
Zod said:
Any old repmobile has a glass key?
Tbf, it's only a wee chunk of glass glued on the end...
True, but most of the rest is metal. It's not a cheap-looking thing.
The glass, I am told, is sapphire crystal. There were some editions made of other materials. I was told that in addition to gold, there were some in platinum.


TheVole

535 posts

154 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Nik da Greek said:
Mine is a rotor. Becos rotary

This is awesome.

AC43

11,506 posts

209 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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I've always liked the look and the feel of the key I got with my E.


iwantagta

1,323 posts

146 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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AC43 said:
I've always liked the look and the feel of the key I got with my E.

Drug dealers and their Mercs.....

k-ink

9,070 posts

180 months

Tuesday 31st May 2016
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Another Ewww from me I'm afraid. I had one of those before.

It is a shame minimalism has not found its way into modern car design yet. Still, the concept was only founded in 1913.

18FAN

99 posts

170 months

Wednesday 1st June 2016
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AC43 said:
I've always liked the look and the feel of the key I got with my E.

That's a lighter..