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Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Mercedes Benz, their cars are god awful looking these days, the C Class saloon is laughably ugly, it looks half melted.

Edited by Axionknight on Friday 27th May 09:39

Howard-

4,952 posts

202 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Vitorio said:
SZ you mean?

And you absolute heathen! Ill agree that not all are brilliant, but look at a 159 and tell me it isnt gorgeous. Im not a huge fan of the Giulietta and the 4C noses, but the Giulia looks stunning, and the mito imho is a very decent adaptation of 8c design into a punto sized(and based) package.

And i wouldnt trade my 14 year old 147 for any other car on the block, it just looks right.
Yeah I meant to type SZ redface


I'm sorry but the 159 just looks like another saloon car from most angles. I particularly don't like the front, since that frowning face reminds me of the 90s 'bad boy bonnet' chav craze.


The Guilia's front end is even worse! It's melting!

And the Mito just looks like another little city car.


IMHO of course.

ChasW

2,135 posts

202 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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I'll try and add my two pennies worth objectively though we have had a succession of Audis in our family fleet for 11 years now.

I happen to think that Audi is among the best at reasonably restrained styling that stands the test of time. I see my old 2003 A4 quattro around occasionally and it does not look that dated particularly when the latest owner washes it.

I think BMW lost the plot first in the Bangle era and Mercedes quickly followed with over-styling of their models. This is now prevalent among many marques especially with the treatment of light clusters. One car that almost turns my stomach is the Nissan Juke. I simply do not get what the designer was thinking off.

Finally I think the problem with creating a "family look" for a car brand is that inevitably the look works better on some models and not others. As a rule the mid-range say, A4, C Class and 3 series appear the best balanced. The designs can look bland on a really big car like an A8 for example. When shrunk they can look odd like a 1 series or A class, just unbalanced. Personally I think the 7 series and S Class fail to exude any elegance at all and have done so for decades. This is where Jaguar is smart in that the current XJ is markedly different, not necessarily to my taste, but it has a presence that none of the Germans can match.

swisstoni

17,018 posts

279 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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ChasW said:
I'll try and add my two pennies worth objectively though we have had a succession of Audis in our family fleet for 11 years now.

I happen to think that Audi is among the best at reasonably restrained styling that stands the test of time. I see my old 2003 A4 quattro around occasionally and it does not look that dated particularly when the latest owner washes it.

I think BMW lost the plot first in the Bangle era and Mercedes quickly followed with over-styling of their models. This is now prevalent among many marques especially with the treatment of light clusters. One car that almost turns my stomach is the Nissan Juke. I simply do not get what the designer was thinking off.

Finally I think the problem with creating a "family look" for a car brand is that inevitably the look works better on some models and not others. As a rule the mid-range say, A4, C Class and 3 series appear the best balanced. The designs can look bland on a really big car like an A8 for example. When shrunk they can look odd like a 1 series or A class, just unbalanced. Personally I think the 7 series and S Class fail to exude any elegance at all and have done so for decades. This is where Jaguar is smart in that the current XJ is markedly different, not necessarily to my taste, but it has a presence that none of the Germans can match.
I agree with all of this.

E36GUY

5,906 posts

218 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Axionknight said:
Mercedes Benz, their cars are god awful looking these days, the C Class saloon is laughably ugly, it looks half melted.
Agree completely! There's something very odd about the 3/4 view at the rear. And the CLA - hurl

The estate however, I think is a very handsome thing.

thebraketester

14,236 posts

138 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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I think they left it in the oven too long.

lostkiwi

4,584 posts

124 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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I may be biased but I quite like the majority of MBs cars at the moment. There are notable exceptions and the CLA is a great example.
The S class, SL, AMG GT and E class all look great to me. Not so sure about some of the G variants (with the exception of the G-Wagen which is super cool).

RVVUNM

1,913 posts

209 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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[quote=thebraketester]

I think they left it in the oven too long. [/quote
That surely has to be one of the worst mistakes Mercedes has ever made. Also the latest Mini, looks like a massive pair or rear lights with a car attached.

Dave Hedgehog

14,565 posts

204 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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just about all modern mass produced cars are fugly

excess over styling, needlessly obtuse / exaggerated lines, bling etc.


anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Axionknight said:
Mercedes Benz, their cars are god awful looking these days, the C Class saloon is laughably ugly, it looks half melted.
Yep, the current range is hideous! They've rarely been great in the design stakes, but currently they are plumbing new depths which given the turgid square boxes they kicked out for two decades in the late 70s and 80s and early 90s is quite some achievement!

TurboHatchback

4,161 posts

153 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Mercedes - They all look rubbish at the moment
Toyota - Apart from the GT-86 I can't think of anything they make currently that looks pleasant
Landrover - They seem to have moved past making cars that look like fridges to now looking like jelly molds crossed with training shoes

Audi has been making the same saloon in various sizes for some time now, I agree it's not exciting but it is a good looking design when you put aside bizarre social prejudice for a moment. I have one (in large) and very much like it.

skyrover

12,674 posts

204 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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dxg said:
Yup. They have completely lost their way. All the way down to the current micro-mini thing, with its huge X on the front that continues up the sides.

I don't know where this idea of angles and massive grilles came from, but they need to get past it.
Anime type cartoons I suspect

shakotan

10,704 posts

196 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Any Marcos from 1970 onwards.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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shakotan said:
Any Marcos from 1970 onwards.
Eh, what? Some fantastic looking cars - Mantis, Mantara, Mantaray, Mantula, TSO - in fact, that's probably most (if not all) of them.

Jaguar steve

9,232 posts

210 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Theophany said:
Jaguar steve said:
+1. Ugly aggressively overstyled cars for ugly aggressive overstylish people.
Chip on your shoulder much?
Not me... biggrin Quite apart from the blizzard of bling being tacked onto current models Mercedes seem to be the principal weapon of choice for Essex's Royalty and self made Geezahahs here in The Badlands. The marque is quite staggeringly over represented in the C124PPY numberplate thread too which speaks volumes about the customer demographic to me.





shakotan

10,704 posts

196 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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xRIEx said:
shakotan said:
Any Marcos from 1970 onwards.
Eh, what? Some fantastic looking cars - Mantis, Mantara, Mantaray, Mantula, TSO - in fact, that's probably most (if not all) of them.
Horribly proportioned, and rear ends that look like the mould melted before they made them.

Audemars

507 posts

98 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Porsche is easily the ugliest overall brand. Don't know why you Porsche owners don't pop down to spec savers. Do you Porsche folks find London black taxi cabs appealing too? Genuine question.


Mound Dawg

1,915 posts

174 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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shakotan said:
xRIEx said:
shakotan said:
Any Marcos from 1970 onwards.
Eh, what? Some fantastic looking cars - Mantis, Mantara, Mantaray, Mantula, TSO - in fact, that's probably most (if not all) of them.
Horribly proportioned, and rear ends that look like the mould melted before they made them.
And their efforts before 1970 weren't that clever either-


xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Mound Dawg said:
shakotan said:
xRIEx said:
shakotan said:
Any Marcos from 1970 onwards.
Eh, what? Some fantastic looking cars - Mantis, Mantara, Mantaray, Mantula, TSO - in fact, that's probably most (if not all) of them.
Horribly proportioned, and rear ends that look like the mould melted before they made them.
And their efforts before 1970 weren't that clever either-

Personally I think this is stunning, although a lot of TVR about it:




swisstoni

17,018 posts

279 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Designed by Damien McTaggert who also did some TVR models.