RE: VW Golf GTI Clubsport S: Driven

RE: VW Golf GTI Clubsport S: Driven

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CGJ0

33 posts

101 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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The sleeper of dreams smile

GrumpyTwig

3,354 posts

158 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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culpz said:
JoeMarano's Polo is faster. Poor show VW.
Maybe we can let up on this crap, it was amusing briefly to see a bit of ribbing but is now tedious.

loudlashadjuster

5,130 posts

185 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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GrumpyTwig said:
Maybe we can let up on this crap, it was amusing briefly to see a bit of ribbing but is now tedious.
Given the way the mapped 335d meme is still running, I fear you may be being slightly optimistic here...

egor110

16,878 posts

204 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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Nick928 said:
As others have already said, why remove the rear seats?
Weight saving is minimal and removing them is just a fashionable marketing gimmick.
Clio V6 yes but in a relatively humdrum hatchback it's just pointless.
If I want two seats I'll stick with a proper two seater sports car not a family wagon!
Have you ever actually weighed seats ?



JoeMarano

1,042 posts

101 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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Meridius said:
1300kg is suprisingly light for a modern car of this size. I wonder how far you could go with carbon fibre doors/boot/bonnet/roof/bumpers.
It is actually pretty light. The almighty Polo Gti is 1272kg for reference wink

tonyb1968

1,156 posts

147 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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And Peugeots 308 GTI 270 is lighter still.

JoeMarano

1,042 posts

101 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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tonyb1968 said:
And Peugeots 308 GTI 270 is lighter still.
That's pretty impressive tbf. Though i do think the Polo is a bit porky and needs to be under 1200kg

BaronVonVaderham

2,317 posts

148 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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It doesn't have the FWD production record because you can't buy it with the cage. Even just bolted to the floor the cage does increase rigidity.

Is this a sponsored article? It certainly reads like one.

JoeMarano

1,042 posts

101 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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BaronVonVaderham said:
It doesn't have the FWD production record because you can't buy it with the cage. Even just bolted to the floor the cage does increase rigidity.

Is this a sponsored article? It certainly reads like one.
Neither does the civic then...

Dan Trent

1,866 posts

169 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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BaronVonVaderham said:
It doesn't have the FWD production record because you can't buy it with the cage. Even just bolted to the floor the cage does increase rigidity.

Is this a sponsored article? It certainly reads like one.
The point the Megane is the only one you can buy in the exact spec has been made before in stories (and will be again) and the fact VW's 'record' car was caged was made in this one.

And, no, it's not sponsored. I'll wheel out my stock response to this, that being the one possibility nobody seems willing to consider when calling 'conspiracy' after a positive review of ANYTHING is that the car in question might actually be quite good and hold up on merit alone. Shocking concept I realise but it's one to ponder.

For the record if a story ever is sponsored we are legally obliged to flag it as such and you can be sure I will make it very obvious were it to happen.

Cheers,

Dan

aka_kerrly

12,419 posts

211 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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BaronVonVaderham said:
It doesn't have the FWD production record because you can't buy it with the cage. Even just bolted to the floor the cage does increase rigidity.

Is this a sponsored article? It certainly reads like one.
Odd that, normally people are keen to suggest a bolt in cage does absolutely nothing and most are more show use.

FWIW record holder or not, it is clearly a damn fast car regardless of how many shopping trolley & white goods jokes you can make.

BaronVonVaderham

2,317 posts

148 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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Dan Trent said:
The point the Megane is the only one you can buy in the exact spec has been made before in stories (and will be again) and the fact VW's 'record' car was caged was made in this one.

And, no, it's not sponsored. I'll wheel out my stock response to this, that being the one possibility nobody seems willing to consider when calling 'conspiracy' after a positive review of ANYTHING is that the car in question might actually be quite good and hold up on merit alone. Shocking concept I realise but it's one to ponder.

For the record if a story ever is sponsored we are legally obliged to flag it as such.

Cheers,

Dan
Thanks Dan. As the point has been made regarding the exact record car not being sold then surely the lie that it's the fastest production FWD car should not be propagated further?

On the sponsored point, I was being a little facetious but the article does read a lot like sales gumpf rather than a review. I'm sure it's an excellent car but there isn't a single negative or area that could be improved or that one of it's competitors are superior in?



MrBarry123

6,028 posts

122 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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BaronVonVaderham said:
It doesn't have the FWD production record because you can't buy it with the cage. Even just bolted to the floor the cage does increase rigidity.

Is this a sponsored article? It certainly reads like one.
Bugger off BaronVonwhingepot.

It's clearly a great car.

A bit sad that PH are criticised of bias whenever an article praises a car which some people think shouldn't be praised in such a way, even though said people have never driven or been anywhere remotely near one.

culpz

4,884 posts

113 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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GrumpyTwig said:
Maybe we can let up on this crap, it was amusing briefly to see a bit of ribbing but is now tedious.
Oh bore off

EricE

1,945 posts

130 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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The manual transmission now does DSG farts? How and more importantly why?

Dan Trent

1,866 posts

169 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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BaronVonVaderham said:
Thanks Dan.
No worries; if you ever want to rattle our cages the 'pah, sponsored...' line is the proven way to do it... wink

It's a fair point that the honesty of claiming a 'record' is always going to be difficult given ALL of these lap times are conducted by manufacturers and not independently verified. They could be running Nox for all we know but, being realistic, I think the best we can do is accept that, look at the comparative times achieved with relatively similar equipment and each make our own judgement about which effort we most respect or are inspired by. For our part we were among the first to call out SEAT for the Leon being a long way from standard and also Honda for running the Civic with a cage and no passenger seat. And also VW for the cage in the Golf - all have been acknowledged when we've reported these stories, which is more than you'll see in many others less questioning of the line they're being fed.

And I take the point it was a fulsome evaluation of the car but - as the story made clear - it was based on four laps of the circuit the car was honed to drive on, not an independent roadtest like we'd do here in the UK. The car was presented in a favourable situation and, accordingly, performed well. But that's all there in the story, I don't think we mislead there.

Hopefully we'll get to drive one unsupervised and in the UK, at which point we can offer a more measured analysis. Having driven Clubsport I'd be very, very surprised if it turned out to be a stinker. But you never know!

Cheers,

Dan

GTEYE

2,096 posts

211 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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Meridius said:
1300kg is suprisingly light for a modern car of this size. I wonder how far you could go with carbon fibre doors/boot/bonnet/roof/bumpers.
You could probably get it up to £50k if you really tried all of that and more.

And then the question might well be, what was the point?


anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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It's weird. In Switzerland, there is a Golf GTI with 265bhp a remus exhaust system and 5 doors. Can't remember the name. I would assume that this would be a more popular option than no back seats.

AJB88

12,452 posts

172 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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Wouldn't mind that bar and netting in my Cupra 280.

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

100 months

Wednesday 8th June 2016
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gweaver said:
Because everyone drives along knackered B-roads at an average of 100mph.
If we were to solely buy the cars we needed they wouldn't be capable of breaking the speed limit anywhere.