The Best ///M/Barge/General Rant/Look at this/O/T(Vol XVIII)

The Best ///M/Barge/General Rant/Look at this/O/T(Vol XVIII)

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olly755

3,070 posts

163 months

Monday 13th November 2017
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dumab said:
ferrisbueller said:
4941cc said:
ferrisbueller said:
It's not that long since a B8 could be had for about half of that. LHD put me off. I'm an idiot.
D'oh!
I know. I remain a BMW 8-pot virgin (in terms of ownership at any rate).
The other olly had one and didn’t like it.
True. And for someone who finds the enjoyment in driving anything and everything, I never really understood why either.

I dunno, some cars you gel with and some you don't. I think my main gripe was that just wouldn't play. Any attempt at a bit of a chuck around on the winding, greasy lanes that mainly populate our manor saw it do very little aside from fizz up the inside rear wheel like a Morris Ital on a wet roundabout, to the point I thought the diff was broken (it wasn't). The gear shift was a bit slow and cumbersome, heel 'n toe was challenging, the steering lacked feel, and this sounds odd but the refinement was just a little bit too good. The engine was muted and distant (although it did go like hell) and all felt just that little bit too factory rather than the hand-built special, 911 rivalling driving experience that I thought it would be.

I could never really get comfortable in it, and never felt comfortable pressing on with it either. Overall, the car was a great example: tight, well maintained, all in order. But I just couldn't make it go in a manner that I could with other cars I'd owned. Some cars fit you like a glove and some don't. It remained neither fish nor foul: the Puma's keys were chosen for day to day stuff and entertainment down the lanes and the B10 always selected for the long motorway schleps when required. I had no use for it. The E46 M3 that came later was a much, much better car: it really was the Mk2 Escort with heated nappa that I expected the B8 to be. As for the 964, a car they made thousands of rather than dozens, well that really DID have the delicious, special car feel I craved from the B8.

I remember going to an informal but well populated classic car meet at a local country pub in it with a couple of pals. Not usually my thing, but we decided to park it amongst the assembled runners and riders rather than at the back of the car park, grabbed a pint and observed from a distance that absolutely not one person walked around it or even took a glance. I'd de-badged it and do love a sleeper so this satisfied me greatly, but for the hell of it we decided to flick the bonnet up and wait for the assembled beards to umm and ahh. Nothing. Not a peek, suck of teeth, or stroke of a chin. This sealed the deal: the car didn't feel special to drive and at that point didn't feel at all special to own either. A good Spanish 328i touring would have been the better car for a quarter of the cost. It had to go.

I paid £10500 for it, (the only B8 ever to be sold in the UK) and sold it for a mite more on Mobile.de to a German chap who paid in crisp 500 Euro notes, so even the thickness of the donkey choker was a let down. Doh indeed.

Still looks well though. It always did. https://www.alpina-archive.com/?p=3549&nmt=B8-...

s m

23,243 posts

204 months

Monday 13th November 2017
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jeremyc said:
Forget Defenders, I give you the £100K RS2000yikes

Amazing really....to think that car will be going to a purpose built heated garage, to sit with other old 70s/80s performance cars, or other Fords, memorabilia on the walls and a big dealer Ford mat on the tiled floor. Every now and then the buyer will wander in of an evening, drink in hand........and just sit in the cars and remember times gone by.

My memories of RS2000s are very different - chasing your friends' RS2000s down dark slippy Welsh roads with a dab of oppo on the bends, late nights in the workshop fitting those latest secondhand Gp1 goodies out of the Motoring News ads or from EARS along with skinned knuckles, endless coffee and chocolate hobnobs....finally finishing at 2:30 a.m., seeing if you could hit 4th gear while still stationary at 6000 revs on that iced over airfield, snicking down to second to take that fast left fork junction on the way home, sleeping in the car near Kielder whilst it's snowing heavily wondering if the stage will be cancelled, envious gazing at your mates X-pack car......... driving

jeremyc

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23,517 posts

285 months

Monday 13th November 2017
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s m said:
My memories of RS2000s are very different - chasing your friends' RS2000s down dark slippy Welsh roads with a dab of oppo on the bends, late nights in the workshop fitting those latest secondhand Gp1 goodies out of the Motoring News ads or from EARS along with skinned knuckles, endless coffee and chocolate hobnobs....finally finishing at 2:30 a.m., seeing if you could hit 4th gear while still stationary at 6000 revs on that iced over airfield, snicking down to second to take that fast left fork junction on the way home, sleeping in the car near Kielder whilst it's snowing heavily wondering if the stage will be cancelled, envious gazing at your mates X-pack car......... driving
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s m

23,243 posts

204 months

Monday 13th November 2017
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jeremyc said:
s m said:
My memories of RS2000s are very different - chasing your friends' RS2000s down dark slippy Welsh roads with a dab of oppo on the bends, late nights in the workshop fitting those latest secondhand Gp1 goodies out of the Motoring News ads or from EARS along with skinned knuckles, endless coffee and chocolate hobnobs....finally finishing at 2:30 a.m., seeing if you could hit 4th gear while still stationary at 6000 revs on that iced over airfield, snicking down to second to take that fast left fork junction on the way home, sleeping in the car near Kielder whilst it's snowing heavily wondering if the stage will be cancelled, envious gazing at your mates X-pack car......... driving
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ATM

18,300 posts

220 months

Tuesday 14th November 2017
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My wheel and tyre fetish is still going strong. First up this year for its winters is the Boxster.


4941cc

25,867 posts

207 months

Tuesday 14th November 2017
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Leins said:
Diesel Meister said:
Was there ever a V12 with a spanish box? Thinking E31 / E32 / E38 - or were those only ever autos?
B12 5.7 E31 (based on 850CSi) came with either manual or Shifttronic
As was the car it was based on, the 850CSi - which was only ever manual. Fun fact: It was the first car with a six speed manual V12 offered to the global market, narrowly beating the 456 GT and F50 to market.

The vanilla 850i was also offered with a manual 'box initially, but very few people chose it.

Other than that, the only other BMW V12 plus manual 'box combination that I can think of is in the McLaren F1.

motoroller

657 posts

174 months

Tuesday 14th November 2017
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While we're on the topic...



Rocket.

1,517 posts

250 months

Tuesday 14th November 2017
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deadslow

8,009 posts

224 months

Tuesday 14th November 2017
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Rocket. said:
Christ!!! Where do I sign! lick

ATM

18,300 posts

220 months

Leins

9,476 posts

149 months

Tuesday 14th November 2017
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4941cc said:
Leins said:
Diesel Meister said:
Was there ever a V12 with a spanish box? Thinking E31 / E32 / E38 - or were those only ever autos?
B12 5.7 E31 (based on 850CSi) came with either manual or Shifttronic
As was the car it was based on, the 850CSi - which was only ever manual. Fun fact: It was the first car with a six speed manual V12 offered to the global market, narrowly beating the 456 GT and F50 to market.

The vanilla 850i was also offered with a manual 'box initially, but very few people chose it.

Other than that, the only other BMW V12 plus manual 'box combination that I can think of is in the McLaren F1.
There was also the one-off Racing Dynamics K55 Compact:



It had the 850Ci's 5.4L installed (enlarged by 100cc) with the CSi's manual box

s m

23,243 posts

204 months

Tuesday 14th November 2017
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Leins said:
There was also the one-off Racing Dynamics K55 Compact:



It had the 850Ci's 5.4L installed (enlarged by 100cc) with the CSi's manual box
I'd like one of those smile

Leins

9,476 posts

149 months

Tuesday 14th November 2017
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Period Fast Lane review of the Hartge H5 V12 on Birds' own site: http://www.birdsauto.com/editorial/editorial-e34-h...


Leins

9,476 posts

149 months

Tuesday 14th November 2017
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s m said:
I'd like one of those smile
You and me both! smile I seem to recall a price/build cost of £90k, and the ability to pull from standstill to north of 150mph in just 5th gear

ferrisbueller

29,343 posts

228 months

Tuesday 14th November 2017
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ATM said:
Cat D with a weird service history.

E24man

6,727 posts

180 months

Tuesday 14th November 2017
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Leins said:
Period Fast Lane review of the Hartge H5 V12 on Birds' own site: http://www.birdsauto.com/editorial/editorial-e34-h...

The E34 Hartge H5 4.7 was more powerful, lighter and quicker....

http://www.birdsauto.com/editorial/editorial-e34-h...

There was one made in rhd, a saloon with automatic gearbox. It's still out there somewhere...

Leins

9,476 posts

149 months

Tuesday 14th November 2017
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Fantastic, wonder where that is now. I think I miss my E34

s m

23,243 posts

204 months

Wednesday 15th November 2017
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Leins said:
s m said:
I'd like one of those smile
You and me both! smile I seem to recall a price/build cost of £90k, and the ability to pull from standstill to north of 150mph in just 5th gear

zippyonline

354 posts

167 months

Wednesday 15th November 2017
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ferrisbueller said:
ATM said:
Cat D with a weird service history.
I always wanted one of them as I grew up. They were dropping in price as I gradually started earning more, where it got to the point I thought it would be affordable in a few years time.
Then they started appreciating at a faster rate than I was earning!

I'm also always suspicious of cars with a missing cover for the toe hook!

s m

23,243 posts

204 months

Wednesday 15th November 2017
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zippyonline said:
ferrisbueller said:
ATM said:
Cat D with a weird service history.
I always wanted one of them as I grew up. They were dropping in price as I gradually started earning more, where it got to the point I thought it would be affordable in a few years time.
Then they started appreciating at a faster rate than I was earning!

I'm also always suspicious of cars with a missing cover for the toe hook!
Weird bit of local trivia on these - in 2 separate incidents one of these crashed on the same roundabout exit on the A5 Shrewsbury bypass within 2 months of each other
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