The Best ///M/Barge/General Rant/Look at this/O/T(Vol XVIII)

The Best ///M/Barge/General Rant/Look at this/O/T(Vol XVIII)

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s m

23,242 posts

204 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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p1stonhead said:
ferrisbueller said:
s m said:
Agreed - a 1 coop ins next on my list of BMs. Feels a lot more together than an E46 Coupe. I prefer the steering on the E46 to the 125 but would like to try a 135i coupe to see what the steering is like on that.
Probably get used to it I guess though


vomit

WTF were they thinking when they signed that monstrosity off?
Funny, with flared arches and CSL wheels it becomes bloody fantastic looking IMO


+1

Sadly despite the turbo and manual gearbox that there is no demand for they never really came into my price range unless I had a massive car loan

Leins

9,472 posts

149 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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And however good they look in pictures, they are even better to the naked eye. Such presence

p1stonhead

25,568 posts

168 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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s m said:
p1stonhead said:
ferrisbueller said:
s m said:
Agreed - a 1 coop ins next on my list of BMs. Feels a lot more together than an E46 Coupe. I prefer the steering on the E46 to the 125 but would like to try a 135i coupe to see what the steering is like on that.
Probably get used to it I guess though


vomit

WTF were they thinking when they signed that monstrosity off?
Funny, with flared arches and CSL wheels it becomes bloody fantastic looking IMO


+1

Sadly despite the turbo and manual gearbox that there is no demand for they never really came into my price range unless I had a massive car loan
Me too. Still £40k ish for a decent one. Hard to justify that over say a good spec Cayman etc.


Edited by p1stonhead on Monday 27th November 07:18

bungle

1,874 posts

241 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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Leins said:
And however good they look in pictures, they are even better to the naked eye. Such presence
Agree. Though I've only ever seen one. And that was in black, which I don't think probably shows the curves/bulges as well.

Would love one in orange.

phil_cardiff

7,095 posts

209 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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You can make any old tat look good with flared arches and nice wheels, even a Metro...

Patrick Bateman

12,189 posts

175 months

Tuesday 28th November 2017
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Diesel Meister

2,044 posts

202 months

Saturday 2nd December 2017
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Patrick Bateman said:
Great cars. Would love another go in one, or as a ownership prospect (assuming I could have some pork / a lotus as a more focussed foil). The M5 used to be the centre of BMW in my opinion - combining the tech, the luxury and driver-focussed sporting ability that the brand stands for (you could say the same of the M3, especially in E36 and E46 forms). Shame they have lost something with the current model - a great car by any objective measure but subjectively not as appealing as E28-E60. Wouldn't kick one out of bed as a DD but I expect a whole order of magnitude more ruinous than the models that went before (licence if nothing else!).


Now this I can get seriously excited about:

Blueprint said:
Narrow-nosed 3.8 on 'stars. Winning at life.

Bin the pram handle and don't bother to wrap it, thanks biggrin

(Yes, I know an E46 M3 is a better bet for DD duties, but the S38 is epic and I love E34s).

Cheburator mk2

2,995 posts

200 months

Saturday 2nd December 2017
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Diesel Meister said:
Narrow-nosed 3.8 on 'stars. Winning at life.

Bin the pram handle and don't bother to wrap it, thanks biggrin

(Yes, I know an E46 M3 is a better bet for DD duties, but the S38 is epic and I love E34s).
Was taken around the Ring in a well driven 3.8 S38 6-spd - the noise! Even now, 8 years later the hairs on my arms are standing as I remember that engine working hard... They really don't make them as they used to...

Diesel Meister

2,044 posts

202 months

Sunday 3rd December 2017
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Cheburator mk2 said:
Was taken around the Ring in a well driven 3.8 S38 6-spd - the noise! Even now, 8 years later the hairs on my arms are standing as I remember that engine working hard... They really don't make them as they used to...
yes My very first ///M experience was having the reach of 3rd gear demonstrated in a freshly run in S38B38 - black with grey interior. It looked epic, accelerated vividly but the winner was the range of noises it emitted whilst so doing - it was indescribably complex, alive, menacing and yet musical cloud9 One of the greatest engines of all time in my view - and BMW has made a few (not just S-designations either). Shame it seems to be more focused on the objective technological excellence at the expense of some of the emotion. Different eras and regulations I guess...

E24man

6,727 posts

180 months

Sunday 3rd December 2017
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The M88 and S38 howl is incredible and one of the great automotive engine noises imho. My M635CSi is a beautiful noise, as was my E34 M5 Touring but the cherry-on-top for me is a friends blue-printed M88/1 in his E26, just a fabulous aural treat and just centimetres behind your ears.

Diesel Meister

2,044 posts

202 months

Sunday 3rd December 2017
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E24man said:
The M88 and S38 howl is incredible and one of the great automotive engine noises imho. My M635CSi is a beautiful noise, as was my E34 M5 Touring but the cherry-on-top for me is a friends blue-printed M88/1 in his E26, just a fabulous aural treat and just centimetres behind your ears.
Just about the only sixer I've heard to match an S38 for presence is the venerable M88. The M1 is a tidy wrapper for it and as you say (and one of my favourite things about an MR layout) is that the engine is right by your lug holes, all the better to appreciate the complexity and range of aural majesty (I'm a sucker for induction roar combined with the howl of some expensively race-honed reciprocating parts). yes

Lots of nice big sixes in the BMW back-catalogue. I mourn their passing. Heck I even loved the mini boat-anchor M20B25 in my E30 - not fast or frugal but characterful and lazily lusty and didn't mind some revs (mainly noise about 5.5krpm hehe )

In fact I'm super tempted to find a good E28 / E34 with an M30B35 and breath on it a little - the main drawback is that nice examples of older cars are often as a much as an E90 and for DD duties the newer car would be hard to ignore.

Around 9-10 years ago interesting cars were being practically given away. Now it seems that every single one has a few kilos of used bank notes under the back seat and wipers made of platinum, despite in many cases the mileage and condition being not much different. I exaggerate for effect, but still...

E24man

6,727 posts

180 months

Sunday 3rd December 2017
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An M30B34/5 is a trusty lump, well worthy of the term 'bomb-proof', and well capable of pushing along an E23/4/8, E32/4 and even E30 to indecent speeds still. The issue is tuning them to anywhere near an M88; simply put, it can't be done for a road car. Alpina and Hartge got 260bhp-ish out of the M30 but it won't touch an M88 or S38 for howling pace unless you blow into it. I passed up the opportunity to obtain a pretty decent rhd 635CSi turbo last year, yet another one that 'got away'.

Leins

9,472 posts

149 months

Sunday 3rd December 2017
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Love a BMW 6cyl, and for me the S38B38 was the best of the lot. It just seemed so bespoke and special

Unfortunately these days I've felt that the M division has almost tried to move more into the Alpina space. The adoption of turbos was probably unavoidable, but I'm just not sure they are offering enough "M-ness" anymore. A recent bit of time spent in a new M4 has done little to change this opinion

Edited by Leins on Sunday 3rd December 23:16

E24man

6,727 posts

180 months

Monday 4th December 2017
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A few Alpina owers are echoing the same thoughts regarding the divergence of Motorsport and Alpina, not just the engines but also the suspension; soon the difference might only be bits of bodywork and interior design.....

barchetta_boy

2,197 posts

233 months

Monday 4th December 2017
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Had a good weekend.


W00DY

15,493 posts

227 months

Monday 4th December 2017
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barchetta_boy said:
Had a good weekend.

Phwoar.

Certainly beats Christmas shopping.

barchetta_boy

2,197 posts

233 months

Monday 4th December 2017
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Picking it up end of next week. Rather excited

ferrisbueller

29,341 posts

228 months

Monday 4th December 2017
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E24man said:
A few Alpina owers are echoing the same thoughts regarding the divergence of Motorsport and Alpina, not just the engines but also the suspension; soon the difference might only be bits of bodywork and interior design.....
Agreed. It's hard to think of ways they can differentiate now given the evolution of the breed over the last decade (or two).

Chris944_S2

1,919 posts

224 months

Monday 4th December 2017
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With a bit of de-chaving this could make a phenomenal sleeper. According to the seller only one ever built as Coupe.
https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id...




Patrick Bateman

12,189 posts

175 months

Monday 4th December 2017
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That'd surprise plenty of folk. Unfortunately I have the same instinctive reaction on seeing that as when I see a 3 series compact.
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