The Best ///M/Barge/General Rant/Look at this/O/T(Vol XVIII)

The Best ///M/Barge/General Rant/Look at this/O/T(Vol XVIII)

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braddo

10,522 posts

189 months

Saturday 11th August 2018
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Health warning: Inconsequential Thread ramble, SUV content.

So, the family transport for the past few years has been a 2008 Cayenne - the facelift of the ugly original, with a nice 4.8 V8, lots of options including air suspension and touchscreen sat nav (very rare at that age, and still terrible hehe ), pampered but with galactic autoroute miles.
It was purchased partly because very few cars these days can fit a person and 2 kids' seats on the rear seat (Drew might sympathise wavey ), partly because the kids get a decent view out their window when nearly all cars these days have terribly high window lines for young kids...
But mostly, it was because I'd just bought a GT3 when my better half was pregnant and she said if I get to have a Porsche then so should she... I couldn't argue with that. biggrin

Anyway, other than using a shocking amount of fuel it's an annoyingly accomplished car and my wife absolutely loves it. Women seem to gain a shedload of confidence from driving a big intimidating car. I guess those reasons are why SUVs are so popular.

Back to my particular ramble - tyres - it turns out these Cayennes, with air suspension, are just ridiculous for how quickly they can get down a windy B road - minimal body roll, and no noticeable sidewall deflection in the tyres even though those sidewalls are at least 4 inches high and the car weighs maybe 2.5 ton. My old Alfa probably had similar height sidewalls, wearing 185/70/14 tyres and weighed only a ton, yet it moved around a lot on its sidewalls.

So, the tyres are something. The car has been fairly trouble-free but a slow leak in a tyre meant a trip to a tyre place. Even with <20psi the tyre keeps its shape and will not go flat. Turns out there is a nail hiding on the inside edge of the tyre so it ain't repairable. That tyre is on the rear, the front tyres are pretty worn so FFS, it looks like a whole new set is probably the way to go.

The tyres are Porsche approved Bridgestones, 100% road focussed summer tyres. Thing is, they look a bit weedy when the car is at its standard ride height or raised ('offload') ride height, plus they're not all-season tyres. So I decided to put some more chunky all-terrain tyres on, which fill out the arches better and are mud+snow approved so that we can use the car year-round. The plan is to make the car look slightly more like a vehicle that goes offroad, and I need to find somewhere to go actually offroad and make it suitably filthy.

Photos to follow, there seem to be upload issues this eve for me.


Edited to edit autocorrect...

Edited by braddo on Saturday 11th August 23:50

DeejRC

5,812 posts

83 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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fk me Braddo, you just wrote an almost word for word similar post to whats in my head!

They really are disgustingly accomplished vehicles aren't they? For someone such as myself, who really does not like SUV type things, it is most annoying!

Tyres - I hear you. What I want to know is what kind of idiot buys a Cayenne in the Lake District with a sodding big V8 and puts £2.5k 21" RS Spyder fking wheels on it?? 35 profile bloody sidewall tyres? It was bought in Kendal ffs, not sodding Chelsea!! Whilst such wheels and tyres handle summer ok, they are appalling however, for actual country roads. Last yr a pothole stole £3.5k from my wallet on the destruction of a wheel and 4 new tyres. Lesson learnt - this yr, its £800 on ebay for a set of 4 17 or 18" and semi off road jobs - from the end of the month. Devon really doesn't fk around when it comes to rain and mud!

Ours does about 32 or so, munches miles astonishingly across country or down autoroutes en France. Takes the wife everywhere, hauls dogs everywhere and is so good in fact that when I come home on a Thurs night in the Alfa, I drop the keys on the side and we only use the Pork over the weekends.

Depressingly good vehicles.

shirt

22,618 posts

202 months

braddo

10,522 posts

189 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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DeejRC said:
Depressingly good vehicles.
yes Sorry to hear about the pothole bill...


And that Range Rover is stupendous. yikes

Here is the Cayenne on factory tyres and standard ride height.


Here it is on the new boots and in the high ride setting (about an inch higher than standard).


The new tyres are an inch more diameter, just under 5% greater circumference so the speedo will probably over-read by 1-2%. it will be interesting to see how ride quality etc compares.

Cheburator mk2

2,996 posts

200 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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shirt said:
In Barcelona today... Spotting the bravest/stupidest citizen was quite easy - he was driving a RR Coupe graced by a V8 EFI moniker in the lower right corner of the tailgate. Instant want!

jeremyc

Original Poster:

23,513 posts

285 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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Talking of buying Baked Beans, this one has just come on the market. nono

Bangin'. Very scene, innit. rolleyes I guess it had to happen some day ...


ferrisbueller

29,343 posts

228 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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RIP

There's a thread on it elsewhere. At least it wasn't a minty one to start with. Still a loss.

Remarkable how much someone thinks ruining a car adds to its value.

Fast Bug

11,719 posts

162 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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I quite like that GT3, and to be fair it can easily be put back to stock. Quite a chunky mark up over the last few years though

shirt

22,618 posts

202 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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Of possible interest to the cayenne lovers, a friend (and pher)’s blog:

https://m.facebook.com/Cayennegtsoffroad/

Very capable cars. He’s planning to cross Oman’s Wahiba desert in December and i will be tagging along in my v8 disco 3.

NomduJour

19,144 posts

260 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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A current Cayenne without air suspension, PDCC or a locking diff isn’t going to be a great deal of use in the sort of off-road conditions you find in the UK (although, saying that, a set of chunky tyres on 2WD pick-up will get you most places).

ATM

18,300 posts

220 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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Series running on YouTube I've just been alerted too which is well worth watching -

Watch "Gordon Murray's MK1 Escort - Retropower Build Episode 1" on YouTube

https://youtu.be/nSiG7oNXC6w

ferrisbueller

29,343 posts

228 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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Fast Bug said:
I quite like that GT3, and to be fair it can easily be put back to stock. Quite a chunky mark up over the last few years though
It's history put me off last time it was up. Assuming the air gubbins can be taken off and replaced with OEM/KW etc. Is that range of camber adjustment OEM, too? Have the arches been rolled?

jeremyc

Original Poster:

23,513 posts

285 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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ferrisbueller said:
Fast Bug said:
I quite like that GT3, and to be fair it can easily be put back to stock. Quite a chunky mark up over the last few years though
It's history put me off last time it was up. Assuming the air gubbins can be taken off and replaced with OEM/KW etc. Is that range of camber adjustment OEM, too? Have the arches been rolled?
I think I prefer the Lada they are also selling at the moment. wink


ferrisbueller

29,343 posts

228 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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It's a beaut!

L100NYY

35,221 posts

244 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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That Lada just popped up on my Alfa group feed thing.

Love it.

ferrisbueller

29,343 posts

228 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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I quite like This



In no small part due to the Petrolicious feature on the chap who did an estate version with E30 underpinnings.

Chris Stott

13,392 posts

198 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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Lada is nice, but the Volvo is fking awesome.

Stick a decent engine in it, and a period interior and it would be doubly awesome.

L100NYY

35,221 posts

244 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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This for me svp....



And;


L100NYY

35,221 posts

244 months

Monday 13th August 2018
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And;


jeremyc

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23,513 posts

285 months

Tuesday 14th August 2018
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ferrisbueller said:
I quite like This



In no small part due to the Petrolicious feature on the chap who did an estate version with E30 underpinnings.
Nice, and it's within a mile of me ....

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