Evoque Convertible

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luckystrike

536 posts

182 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Thankyou4calling said:
Not really British though is it.
Jaguar Land Rover - registered office ABBEY ROAD, WHITLEY, COVENTRY, CV3 4LF. Last time I drove past it Coventry was still in Britain?

AC43

11,499 posts

209 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Oscarmac said:
Orange convertible diesel 4x4 with black wheels.

AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

djt100

1,735 posts

186 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Oscarmac said:


Still had prototype vehicle under front number plate.
To be purchased by women who will never put the roof down as it will mess up the hair do. but they want a convertible just becuase. ( i used to work with one such person who purchased an A3 cab and NEVER lowered the roof) nuts!

Jasandjules

69,954 posts

230 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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g7jhp said:
The majority will be school run or shopping cars. A little too look at me for there intended use!
I rather suspect Look at Me IS the intended use...

threespires

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4,297 posts

212 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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I opened this topic this morning as I'd never seen one.
Guess what! I went down to school this afternoon and this was there!
The lady driving it told me she works for JLR & has been lent it for the weekend.
It had lovely red trim but there's not too much room in the back.


seany87

622 posts

171 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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I've been driving these on and off road a fair bit recently. I just dont understand the furious hatred for them. They are highly specced, stylish, very nice to drive and overall good cars (and like the standard Evoque much better off road than the uninformed would have you believe) - what a recipe for success!! Yes you may not like the look of it, nor the mere thought of it, but I am sure there are many cars that PH'ers like that most people would think 'urgh' - Lancia Delta springs to mind.

It's funny, I don't see many threads about the Kia Rio and how horrible it is for example, like I do about the Evoque Convertible. I personally would not buy one for myself but there is nothing like PH to collectively gang together and slate a car. Don't fking buy it if you dont like it.









threespires

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4,297 posts

212 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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I'm pleased to hear you liked it.

bitchstewie

51,478 posts

211 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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I think they look very nice with the roof down.

I've seen one in person with the roof up and it didn't look quite right, just not sure the cloth-top suits it and I'm surprised they went that route vs. whatever you call a folding hard-top like an SLK - guessing it couldn't be done.

Impasse

15,099 posts

242 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Jasandjules said:
g7jhp said:
The majority will be school run or shopping cars. A little too look at me for there intended use!
I rather suspect Look at Me IS the intended use...
Yep. That's the whole raison d'être of convertibles.

Thankyou4calling

10,612 posts

174 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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luckystrike said:
Jaguar Land Rover - registered office ABBEY ROAD, WHITLEY, COVENTRY, CV3 4LF. Last time I drove past it Coventry was still in Britain?
Ok. I wasn't aware TATA had sold the company. Apologies.

sheepman

437 posts

161 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Thankyou4calling said:
Ok. I wasn't aware TATA had sold the company. Apologies.
So were they a German company when BMW owned them? American when Ford owned them?

laugh




VUB

69 posts

163 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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If I buy one, I'll have to get it sorted at Overfinch. It's just not bling enough.

VUB

69 posts

163 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Thankyou4calling said:
luckystrike said:
Jaguar Land Rover - registered office ABBEY ROAD, WHITLEY, COVENTRY, CV3 4LF. Last time I drove past it Coventry was still in Britain?
Ok. I wasn't aware TATA had sold the company. Apologies.
I wasn't aware that it had. Who's it been sold to?

aeropilot

34,692 posts

228 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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VUB said:
Thankyou4calling said:
luckystrike said:
Jaguar Land Rover - registered office ABBEY ROAD, WHITLEY, COVENTRY, CV3 4LF. Last time I drove past it Coventry was still in Britain?
Ok. I wasn't aware TATA had sold the company. Apologies.
I wasn't aware that it had. Who's it been sold to?
No one.

poo at Paul's

14,162 posts

176 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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ChrisR99 said:
No, Godalming doesn't have a McDonald's.
uncivilised sthole! laugh

Wills2

22,924 posts

176 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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A convertible Land Rover???!!!!!



Er hold on....


Dusty964

6,923 posts

191 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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seany87 said:
I've been driving these on and off road a fair bit recently. I just dont understand the furious hatred for them. They are highly specced, stylish, very nice to drive and overall good cars (and like the standard Evoque much better off road than the uninformed would have you believe) - what a recipe for success!! Yes you may not like the look of it, nor the mere thought of it, but I am sure there are many cars that PH'ers like that most people would think 'urgh' - Lancia Delta springs to mind.

It's funny, I don't see many threads about the Kia Rio and how horrible it is for example, like I do about the Evoque Convertible. I personally would not buy one for myself but there is nothing like PH to collectively gang together and slate a car. Don't fking buy it if you dont like it
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That is an amazingly refreshing attitude, and one that I agree with.
Very easy for everyone to jump on the bandwagon (with each derogatory remark aiming to be funnier than the last) but its a great vehicle, aimed at a specific audience and will sell like mad.
Good luck to them. A wrangler soft top is apparently ok, an amazingly outdated series or defender landrover is cool (despite the leaks, wind noise, flapping roof and being ste to drive).
Would I have one over the 15 year old merc thats my current daily? Without hesitation, but perhaps im in a minority of admitting it.
Despite the feelings of nausea from driving a skip and all of the other witty remarks, I would wager that- like me- many cant afford the price of admission so its easier to pour derision than to simply admit its not for them.
Edited by Dusty964 on Friday 22 July 19:08

TheInsanity1234

740 posts

120 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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I actually love this...

Especially the fk off orange with black wheels.

I want one!

Northernlights

55 posts

187 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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I would love to see one of these equipped for hardcore offroading like the shortened Ranges and Discoveries you see converted for greenlaning. I have neither the funds or balls to do it myself, but if any rich greenlaners want an unusual toy, I'd be happy to do some (ahem) top quality sketches for them.


soxboy

6,297 posts

220 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Saw one at the Yorkshire Show, looked a bit odd but was certainly getting lots of attention.

Of course, there have been better convertible Range Rovers before: