Worst car to be behind on your favorite road

Worst car to be behind on your favorite road

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Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Driver again for me.

On my favourite route home, a useful shortcut indeed, but an oddity around these parts of being a NSL road but without any markings. Nearly everywhere else is down to 40 in our area but this road is not one.

So many, many people become 38ers even though its a 60 road. Got caught out the other evening by a chap in an MX-5 doing 35 the whole way. And the only overtaking stretches are, of course, where someone happens to come the other way.

But yes, Zafiras, Focus C-Max, Merivas, Micras, Corsas, Picassos, Land Rovers, and anyone else that baulks at going anywhere close to 41mph on a clear, empty (but slightly twisty) road.

jamei303

3,005 posts

157 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Anything yellow for some reason.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Had a very spirited drive from London back to Dorset the other week. Last eight miles to home three cars behind a camera van doing a consistent 10mph below the limit, be that NSL, 40 or 30.

I suppose it let me turbo cool properly...

LordHaveMurci

12,047 posts

170 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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TrafPol.

spookly

4,025 posts

96 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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LordHaveMurci said:
TrafPol.
AnyPol

Followed by old people, cyclists, school run mummies, doris doing her makeup or checking facebook.


Dave Hedgehog

14,587 posts

205 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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traffic on the other side of the road stopping me from overtaking

Otispunkmeyer

12,622 posts

156 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Any Peugeot

Any Vauxhall (bar VXR versions, but they're seldom seen).

Ford Ka
VW UP! and its brothers
Ford Ka
Honda Jazz.

Actually its nearly any and all cars these days. Last night I was stuck behind a dawdling BMW 320d, night before that a BMW 120i doing 35 in a 60. Just about the only car brand I don't get stuck behind these days is an Audi. All the other seems to be driven by people who are st scared of driving.

LordHaveMurci

12,047 posts

170 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Otispunkmeyer said:
Just about the only car brand I don't get stuck behind these days is an Audi.
On straights maybe... wink

tigger1

8,402 posts

222 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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It's the short line of cars stuck behind one slow vehicle that upsets me. All sat about 3 feet apart, with no intention of overtaking EVER.

So it's either the slightly-suicidal "all or nothing" (I'm not a fan of that approach with no "out"), or just relax, turn the music to something nice, and accept that it's not a day for enjoying that road.

Can always turn round and go again!

Otispunkmeyer

12,622 posts

156 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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LordHaveMurci said:
Otispunkmeyer said:
Just about the only car brand I don't get stuck behind these days is an Audi.
On straights maybe... wink
Also I don't get stuck behind Volvo or SAAB drivers. They seem to make swift and discrete progress all the time.

AMGJocky

1,407 posts

117 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Worst car for me would be any car. When my favourite roads are clear, it's driving mecca.

AdamIndy

1,661 posts

105 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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tankplanker said:
AdamIndy said:
A police car.hehe
Only thing worse than this is an unmarked police car that you don't spot till after you've overtaken it and it has put on its blue lights.
hehe

A bit of a "cool story bro" but meh.

A few weeks ago I was heading for the Brecon Beacons in my kit car for a thrash. I caught up with a vivaro police van following another car, this car was one of the 50mph brigade. After a mile or 2 the road straightens out and the police van flashed his left hand indicator and moved right over to the verge. I was too scared of the overtake so stayed put. Road straightens up again and he does the same again. I thought the bd was trying to bait me so again, stayed put.

Another straight comes up, on comes his indicator, he moves over and hand signal out of the window to come past. I thought, fk it, 3rd gear, gave the car the berries and went past him at about 75-80. He gave me the thumbs up with a smile on his face! laugh It just shows, they aren't all bad.

I told you, cool story bro.hehe

Baldchap

7,704 posts

93 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Otispunkmeyer said:
Just about the only car brand I don't get stuck behind these days is an Audi.
VAG 2.0TDI drivers of all sorts are a PITA because they simply refuse to accept that anything faster exists. Although TBF they are normally motorway irritations sat in lane 3, rather than country roads.

JimbobVFR

2,689 posts

145 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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MartynVRS said:
Peugeot Estates
Citroen Berlingo
I used to have a Peugeot Partner which qualifies in both those categories :-D

Mine was a N/A Diesel as well, very slow but got caned everywhere, you'd go backwards otherwise.

caelite

4,280 posts

113 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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AdamIndy said:
hehe

A bit of a "cool story bro" but meh.

A few weeks ago I was heading for the Brecon Beacons in my kit car for a thrash. I caught up with a vivaro police van following another car, this car was one of the 50mph brigade. After a mile or 2 the road straightens out and the police van flashed his left hand indicator and moved right over to the verge. I was too scared of the overtake so stayed put. Road straightens up again and he does the same again. I thought the bd was trying to bait me so again, stayed put.

Another straight comes up, on comes his indicator, he moves over and hand signal out of the window to come past. I thought, fk it, 3rd gear, gave the car the berries and went past him at about 75-80. He gave me the thumbs up with a smile on his face! laugh It just shows, they aren't all bad.

I told you, cool story bro.hehe
Aye the vans are alright, they tend to be going to more important things rather than just traffic policing, I had a tug off of a van once well on my bike, Friday night at 11ish, the guy was sitting right off my back wheel as I was doing ~35 through a 30. I looked in my mirror and all I could see was headlight and the glimse of the lightbar, I made the stupid assumption that it was a taxi driver (Who else would be tailgaiting me on a Friday night :/), straight bit of 30mph street, in the dead of night with good vis of all junctions ahead, I decide to give the throttle a twist and just clip 50 to get some distance.

Queue the blues coming on, I immediately pull in and 2 plod step out, give me the whole lecture about how they saw me at 50 in a 30 and that I was above the threshold for a FPN and they will need to write me up to CPS for a court summons, the whole 9 yards, scared the st out of my 19 year old self. They then asked me why I was speeding and after burbling some trash about not looking at my speedo which they called bullst on I decided (based on the fact I thought I was screwed anyway) to say I thought they where following far too close for comfort and, as much as I know I should have pulled in as the highway code states I should do, I decided due to the clear conditions I would speed up to try and gain a bit of distance, Actually was shocked when I got a complete change of attitude from them, they said they where following close to just run my plate to check my insurance/tax/mot etc as I was going a little fast for them. When they saw me gun it they thought I was going to overtake the car ~100m infront of us then run from them, they then said that since my bike & paperwork where all squeeky clean they would be happy to let me on my way since they had much more important things to do on a friday night than write up a speeding ticket, like, i quote, 'catching drunks beating their wifes'.

The coolest of stories right here.

sjj84

2,390 posts

220 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Ford fusion.
When leaving work after a night shift I always used to get stuck behind one of these. For a while I had a boggo 1.4 golf that couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding, made over taking very difficult even when I reached a stretch of duel carriageway I couldn't get passed as it started off up a hill and the old golf needed a good run up!

shost

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825 posts

144 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Some good suggestions there. The Peugeot was going to be on my list along with the Jazz.

I have never seen a well driven Zafira. White van man can usually be driven fairly quickly so doesn't feature on my watch list

Osinjak

5,453 posts

122 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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The XC90 that I followed today doing 25 in a 60 around some twisty lanes. Stupid arse.

Justabluebadge

22 posts

141 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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ging84 said:
your in-law's
That reminds me.

Back when I was 17, I was driving home from my Saturday job at lunch time. As I approached a junction, the Ford KA in front of me rear-ended the Volvo in front.

The accident caused little damage, but he impact noise was loud. Not as loud as the cheer from the punters sat in the beer garden at the Junction pub.

I asked the Volvo driver if she wanted my details as witness, she said it's OK, "she's my daughter in law".

Edited by Justabluebadge on Thursday 20th October 17:17

paranoid airbag

2,679 posts

160 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Not badly driven or anything, but it is the only car I've overtaken on a country road purely to not have to stare at that anymore. Would prefer a literal warthog behind if I've got to look at something ugly.