RE: Audi TT RS vs. 718 Cayman S vs. F-Type S Coupe

RE: Audi TT RS vs. 718 Cayman S vs. F-Type S Coupe

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heavylanding

38 posts

143 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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Dan gets Jag for free. 3 way test. Jag wins. Not very scientific is it

ORD

18,120 posts

128 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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akadk said:
ORD said:
F-Types come in at over 1700kg and sometimes well over 1800kg. Utterly embarrassing for a 2 seater.
until you own one for a year and it turns out to be the best car you have ever owned ...
Unlikely to happen to me, as I think it's a boat and drives poorly. I've also owned at least two notably better cars.

Wills2

22,878 posts

176 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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Olivera said:
havoc said:
Trouble is, Jag are well known for 'massaging' the official figures. Have been for a while now, but the UK press turn a blind eye as Jag are a British success story.

A couple of US magazines (i.e. independent assessors not JLR's own published figures) have stuck them on scales and they're actually coming out >1,700kg. Oh, and we were comparing vs the Cayman-S (correct price-point for the V6, just about) not the 911, so it IS 300kg.

Sorry to disappoint, but facts are troublesome things...
Um no, you're 'facts' are anything but - although I do concede the F-type is too heavy compared to the opposition.

It's well known that all manufacturers (not just Jaguar) manipulate weight figures.

Anyway, the listed unladen weight (EC) figures for a PDK Cayman S (similar power/gearbox to F-type S) are 1,460 kg. SO that's a 134kg difference, again not 300kg. So that's 69kg difference versus equivalent 911, 134kg difference to equivalent Cayman.
Even Autocar, JLR's "PR dept at large" have weighed various F-types and RR and have called them out for telling porkies regarding the weight, the F-type V8 convertible they tested weighed almost as much as a Panamera.

They don't have the same issue when weighing a Porsche.

OwenK

3,472 posts

196 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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All this crying about weight. I'm of the opinion that it doesn't actually matter. People use it as a yardstick for "engineering quality" or something but normally excess weight comes down to development budget limitations, having to carry-over bits of other platforms or use inefficient materials to save cost etc.

Does it actually matter? Is the car too slow? Is it's cornering behaviour unacceptable? Does it scrub speed poorly under braking? If the performance is acceptable then who cares? All you can say is that it will use up tyres and brakes faster but that's hardly the end of the world.

av185

18,514 posts

128 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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OwenK said:
All this crying about weight. I'm of the opinion that it doesn't actually matter.

Does it actually matter? Is the car too slow? If the performance is acceptable then who cares?
Excess weight is clearly a killer to overall performance in this very competitive sector.

Humdrum and acceptable performance is essentially not good enough even for a GT never mind pretend sports car such as the Jag.

MrHooky

197 posts

143 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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£4,500 for some fancy seats in a TT.

I paid £4,800 for a 2000 D2 S8. Which arguably had better seats too. And two more cylinders...

£68k for a TT is bonkers. I know it's not worth opening the used/new debate but that would buy you a newish R8 which is a much more desirable Audi...

Nicodema

259 posts

219 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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A V7? sweet as wink

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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Charm, personality, whatever. Same arbitary reasons British (and only really British) motoring journalists have been using to place sub-par Jaguars at the top of group roundups since at least 1970

I'd have the F-Type though, no question. The idea of having a TT (even with that engine) when you could have the F-Type is just laughable to me.

I guess charm and personality are very important to me hehe

OwenK

3,472 posts

196 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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av185 said:
Excess weight is clearly a killer to overall performance in this very competitive sector.

Humdrum and acceptable performance is essentially not good enough even for a GT never mind pretend sports car such as the Jag.
I have literally never heard anyone describe any F-type as "humdrum".

Bibbs

3,733 posts

211 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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A TT is an impractical VW with good performance stats? Not for me.

Couldn't do a Jag, the image is stale. I'm not old enough and don't play Golf.

So it'd be the Cayman. I'd miss the flat 6 sound, but I'd cope.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

127 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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Bibbs said:
Couldn't do a Jag, the image is stale. I'm not old enough and don't play Golf.

So it'd be the Cayman. I'd miss the flat 6 sound, but I'd cope.
So, if we're going with stereotype images, are you orange and covered in bling?

jamieduff1981

8,025 posts

141 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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ORD said:
akadk said:
ORD said:
F-Types come in at over 1700kg and sometimes well over 1800kg. Utterly embarrassing for a 2 seater.
until you own one for a year and it turns out to be the best car you have ever owned ...
Unlikely to happen to me, as I think it's a boat and drives poorly. I've also owned at least two notably better cars.
But last time I asked you hadn't driven one, because, if memory serves "you had no interest in ever driving a heavy car" or some such statement. I'd say that makes you singularly unqualified to comment on how boaty and poorly driving it is, unless you have been for an extended test drive in one since?

So which model/spec did you drive? Where did you drive it and how did you drive it?

Or are you just letting your imagination loose on the internet again?

kambites

67,593 posts

222 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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Who on earth thinks the Cayman is "slow"?!? yikes

My problem with these sorts of cars tends to be the exact opposite - they're too fast and too easy to extract the performance from.

jamieduff1981

8,025 posts

141 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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kambites said:
Who on earth thinks the Cayman is "slow"?!? yikes

My problem with these sorts of cars tends to be the exact opposite - they're too fast and too easy to extract the performance from.
I'd suggest it was people who haven't really driven cars of this performance in anger and instead live through their imaginations with throw-away Top Gear banter taken literally.

The fact is that there comes a point when any sports car is powerful and fast enough for what the driver wants to do with it. That point occurs when the driver realises their right foot is either at part throttle or they're not using all the revs for most of the time, due to how much power can be deployed exiting a particular corner etc etc.

People with fairly mediocre cars in real life won't relate to that as their cars don't bite if abused too much, so give far too much credence to on-paper figures.

PhantomPH

4,043 posts

226 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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Wayne58 said:
PhantomPH said:
I can't quite rationalise why people jizz in their pants over the Golf R, but somehow have a real issue with the TT for it's 'golf' underpinnings. Is it just a price thing? I know it was for me when I had the chance of the TTRS a few weeks ago. I just couldn't rationalise the price to a TT - no matter how fast it was.

All 3 of these cars were on my recent list and ironically the personal 'flaws' or compromises for each one, resulted in me actually buying none of them and going for a completely different car segment all together. I think part of that was that I could identify something that didn't sit right with me for each of the cars and in myself I knew those things would niggle during the ownership experience.

But once again, it was great to have the choice. I struggled with the 'what people will think' angle - a symptom of reading this forum I imagine - and this thread very much reads like people who have no chance of any of the cars new (note the "NEW") passing comment as if they are the authority.
Why would you assume folk on here can't have one? Bit of a presumptuous attitude is it not?
I said this thread reads like that. That's not an assumption. Had I said, "People on here have no change of any of the cars new" then THAT would be an assumption. But well done on mis-reading my post.

SPMX5

70 posts

141 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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PhantomPH said:
spikyone said:
PhantomPH said:
Again, I think people are strumming the stereotype banjo because 'its cool' to do it.

The previous gen (2009/10?) TTRS - the few that I've seen have actually been owned by mid-twenties lads who are still at home with their folks and have chosen them because they look a little more spesh than a Golf. Admittedly, they were not shopping in the high £60k bracket then, but the ownership demographic was certainly not hairdressers or footballers.

It's never been a sports car - it's a fast a-to-b machine for the point and squirt generation. And ultimately, that's fine!
There are two types of people who will drop £50k+ on a car. Serious enthusiasts who want a suitably focussed car and will stretch their money and perform every bit of man-maths known to humankind, or those with a bit of money. The TT RS isn't special enough to appeal to either of those groups. I can just about see it may be appealing, as a used option, to a 20-something looking for a performance bargain. I still wonder who's going to buy a new one.
I think you are dead on with that statement. I would say these days I'm more about having a car that I enjoy for as much of the time as possible - not tolerate for a large period of time hoping for a stretch of clear, smooth road. Not only can I afford a TTRS if I wanted one, I was actually called and asked if I wanted the one at my local dealer. I just could not get away from the, "...THAT for a TT?" question rattling around in my head. In the end I was able to 'cop out' when my other half gave me a suitable sanity check.

What I do know, is that a certain chap already had paid the deposit on a TTRS for his wife as she, "...couldn't be trusted with an R8". I'm guessing he must have pulled out since it was the same dealer who was calling me and they only have 1 car available. But maybe that's the problem - people with the money to buy them tend to know a thing or two about money/value and as such will not just blindly drop the cash on something which doesn't seem to belong in the same bracket as it's price tag.

I'm looking forward to seeing the first post by someone who has made a purchase, but I've not seen one yet...
As always it goes back to the fact that enthusiasts are the minority. People are far less critical of Audi in the real world, in fact a startling number of people actually think the cars are pretty cool *shock* eek it's not just enthusiasts that will stretch the budget, many people just want the "best" because to their eyes it's cool / will impress other people etc.


PhantomPH

4,043 posts

226 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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SPMX5 said:
As always it goes back to the fact that enthusiasts are the minority. People are far less critical of Audi in the real world, in fact a startling number of people actually think the cars are pretty cool *shock* eek it's not just enthusiasts that will stretch the budget, many people just want the "best" because to their eyes it's cool / will impress other people etc.
Another good point. I remember YEARS ago back when I worked as a lowly insurance guy, speaking to a retired old lady who was around 70-years-old (if I remember correctly). She was getting quotes for her new 'treat'. Her husband had passed and she decided she was going to live a little and treat herself to a brand new car - after all, she couldn't take it with her. So she had asked around her family and friends and decided a Golf was a good, reliable car to go and buy. So she had walked into the VW dealer and said, "What's the best Golf you do?". A few discussions later (and after being asked if she was sure about 20 times by the salesman), she had bought herself a fully loaded R32!! She was super excited and couldn't wait for collection. smile

Now there is something I love about the above memory and I just imagine that old woman giving it the berries out of the dealer on her first day, but it speaks to the point you make - some people just want 'the top of the range'. Fair play, I'd say!

B10

1,240 posts

268 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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The UK press for decades has been anti UK epitomised by Clarkson etc.. It is about time we were a bit more pro-UK manufacturing. I work in UK manufacturing and have had to endure lies and nonsense about UK manufacturing for decades despite it being 8th largest in the world.
All 3 cars are good and are for different types of customers. For me it would be down to the F type or Porker.

Dave Hedgehog

14,569 posts

205 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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B10 said:
The UK press for decades has been anti UK epitomised by Clarkson etc.. It is about time we were a bit more pro-UK manufacturing. I work in UK manufacturing and have had to endure lies and nonsense about UK manufacturing for decades despite it being 8th largest in the world.
All 3 cars are good and are for different types of customers. For me it would be down to the F type or Porker.
clarkson anti uk manufacturing? this video is probably the best thing old TG did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmcmqTAu6b8


Nors

1,291 posts

156 months

Tuesday 29th November 2016
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TooMany2cvs said:
£70k. For a frigging Golf in a frock.
<shakes head, sadly>
Agree with the £70k, however, Golf in a frock for this is a bit of a non starter in my book.

Different body, different interior - completely, different engine (not available in any VW product). So it shares a floorpan and errrr a few odd components perhaps.

Hardly the same car is it!!

Can someone please come up with another sterotype other than this please, it's well past it's sell by date!rolleyes