Best smoker barges 1-5 large [vol11]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [vol11]

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edo

16,699 posts

266 months

Thursday 1st June 2017
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W00DY said:



https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/...

Turbo with a Wether's interior.

It's my perfect mountain biking wagon, wouldn't even have to worry about scraping it.
You're on drugs. Bill the value of the car within 20 seconds.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 1st June 2017
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Krikkit said:
Not with the bargiest of barge poles - alright, it's a very desirable thing, but goodness me it'd be ruinous.
Not that bad.

The Turbo had a different bore liner (Nilaksil?) to the Alusil bore liner in the more basic Cayenne 4.5 V8 because it was an entirely different engine (4.8 V8 designed for a turbo, rather than strapped on)

This meant there was none of the dreaded tappet noise which meant a VERY expensive engine rebuild.

The Cayenne was otherwise a solid car but clearly only the 3.2 is built for reliabilty as it isn't stressed at all and is quite underpowered but the most bulletproof.

The facelift sorted the other issues thaf afected the early 4.5's.

But GOODNESS me that one is horrific. Not the colour combo, just it is. Square JDM plates, "Frank the Tank" badges (!!!!!!), only £5000? Too cheap and that one looks like a right shed. The council meter on that car is off the scale.

I would be putting my money in to a current gen Cayenne V6 or a low miles 09/59 reg Cayenne Turbo.

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Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 1st June 23:47

BlueHave

4,652 posts

109 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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edo said:
W00DY said:



https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/...

Turbo with a Wether's interior.

It's my perfect mountain biking wagon, wouldn't even have to worry about scraping it.
You're on drugs. Bill the value of the car within 20 seconds.
£5k today, one thing goes pop and it's another £5k to put it right.

nobrakes

2,992 posts

199 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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This must be rare, and pretty smoothly rapid:

2004 CLK 500, black, memory seats

£4300 on the screen.

https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/...

Put £3750 on the table and see what he says?

Krikkit

26,551 posts

182 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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I reckon that'd be do-able, good purchase as well, although I have to wonder about a CL instead at that money...

sleepera6 said:
Krikkit said:
Not with the bargiest of barge poles - alright, it's a very desirable thing, but goodness me it'd be ruinous.
Not that bad.

The Turbo had a different bore liner (Nilaksil?) to the Alusil bore liner in the more basic Cayenne 4.5 V8 because it was an entirely different engine (4.8 V8 designed for a turbo, rather than strapped on)

This meant there was none of the dreaded tappet noise which meant a VERY expensive engine rebuild.

The Cayenne was otherwise a solid car but clearly only the 3.2 is built for reliabilty as it isn't stressed at all and is quite underpowered but the most bulletproof.

The facelift sorted the other issues thaf afected the early 4.5's.]
Ah, apologies, I thought the Turbo shared the same, rather troublesome, engine with a nominal capacity change. Maybe not quite so ruinous! (Although the ad does state it's already had a head gasket)

E65Ross

35,118 posts

213 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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nobrakes said:
This must be rare, and pretty smoothly rapid:

2004 CLK 500, black, memory seats

£4300 on the screen.

https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/...

Put £3750 on the table and see what he says?
Whilst not the same exactly, and maybe it was just a lemon, but I have had very bad experiences with this shape of CLK (2006 model, a 350 cab). Absolutely shocking build quality.

TheLordJohn

5,746 posts

147 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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E65Ross said:
a 350 cab)
That explains it...

E65Ross

35,118 posts

213 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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TheLordJohn said:
E65Ross said:
a 350 cab)
That explains it...
Not so sure its being a 350 cab explains why the electrics for the seats packed up, or a few interior buttons decided to fall off the dash or the seats, or the fact the glovebox decided it didn't want to stay shut. It could explain why the hydraulic roof mechanism broke (leaving the roof open ever so slightly so it couldn't be driven), and how the front drivers seat folding mechanism broke to stop passengers getting into the rear that side.....

TheLordJohn

5,746 posts

147 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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No, i was saying you chose a cab which is why you got all the bad luck wink

E65Ross

35,118 posts

213 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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TheLordJohn said:
No, i was saying you chose a cab which is why you got all the bad luck wink
Ah....wasn't my car actually hehe Was my old mans....bought from new in 2006. He hasn't had a cab since, mind.

Having said that, the CLK cab is one of the few cars I actually think looks better in cab form than coupe, depending on the spec.

The one he had was like this, except black leather...



Good looking cars, but jeez it was a lemon! Was funny having to pick him up in my (at the time) 27 year old E21 3 series!

TiminYorkshire

522 posts

220 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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Are those CLKs all Lemons? I thought they looked a good value cruiser... but may be this "value" is for a reason?

0a

23,902 posts

195 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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W00DY said:



https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/...

Turbo with a Wether's interior.

It's my perfect mountain biking wagon, wouldn't even have to worry about scraping it.
So ugly and offensive, but so cheap...

E65Ross

35,118 posts

213 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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TiminYorkshire said:
Are those CLKs all Lemons? I thought they looked a good value cruiser... but may be this "value" is for a reason?
I have absolutely no idea!

Blown2CV

28,896 posts

204 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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E65Ross said:
TiminYorkshire said:
Are those CLKs all Lemons? I thought they looked a good value cruiser... but may be this "value" is for a reason?
I have absolutely no idea!
they hail from mercedes' 90s/00s 'ste era'

The Don of Croy

6,002 posts

160 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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0a said:
Turbo with a Wether's interior.

It's my perfect mountain biking wagon, wouldn't even have to worry about scraping it.
So ugly and offensive, but so cheap...
I like the irony of the least 'green' SUV outside a ScandiaHus - much loved abode of the very well funded lentil munching brigade. What you save in domestic outgoings (and they are supposedly dirt cheap to heat) you more than spiff away in specialist garage bills.

Having said all that, it appeals...but why does the add say 'diesel'?

CharlesdeGaulle

26,321 posts

181 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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This isn't a barge, but I know there's quite a lot of expertise and love for them here, and it perhaps offsets the Cayenne a bit on the yin and yang Porsche scale. It looks a pretty decent proposition to my (admittedly vey inexpert) eye.

Detailed ad that the vendor has clearly spent time over, revealing the type of OCD behaviour that would infuriate in a family member but reassures on a strange drive with a pocket full of money.

Yours, for a surprising exact but car-appropriate £3924.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C876951


0a

23,902 posts

195 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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0a

23,902 posts

195 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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And a coupe. The interior seems a little knackered (is that always the case with the blue leather?) http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2017...


Stegel

1,955 posts

175 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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0a said:
The interior seems a little knackered (is that always the case with the blue leather?)
My ex-CdeG SEC (with blue interior) came with a 2008 MB Classic magazine with a feature on interior component repair - apparently blue interiors are far more affected by UV degradation than any other colour, so seemingly yes!

olly755

3,070 posts

163 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
This isn't a barge, but I know there's quite a lot of expertise and love for them here, and it perhaps offsets the Cayenne a bit on the yin and yang Porsche scale. It looks a pretty decent proposition to my (admittedly vey inexpert) eye.

Detailed ad that the vendor has clearly spent time over, revealing the type of OCD behaviour that would infuriate in a family member but reassures on a strange drive with a pocket full of money.

Yours, for a surprising exact but car-appropriate £3924.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C876951

I like that.

Cool story bro etc, but a bloke in the pub once gave me a 924. Auto no less. I did buy him a litre of Bells though to show gratitude, so not quite free. I think he drank it the same night. It ran too. It wasn't for me so sent it to EBay. A nice chap came from Ireland via ferry, rail and cab, paid up, jumped in it and headed back on the long road to Holyhead. It had cracked tyres and hadn't seen daylight, never mind a testing station for 10 or more years. I never knew the outcome, but would love to know.
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