Best smoker barges 1-5 large [vol11]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [vol11]

TOPIC CLOSED
TOPIC CLOSED
Author
Discussion

r129sl

9,518 posts

203 months

Monday 17th July 2017
quotequote all

exothermic

1 posts

86 months

Monday 17th July 2017
quotequote all
First contribution after many smiles reading last couple of years worth of this forum.
Is the Bentley an S2 Mulliner continental? A proper barge with a great thirst for 102 octane juice if you go by what the manual says.
Anyway I'm looking for some moral support, man maths equations and encouragement to justify bodywork expense on my E34 535 barge (all be it a manual) after an incident with a gate post. Prior to the gate I was slowly sorting it out all new water plumbing, vac pipes,conversion to new type air con gas,suspension bushes etc but now it is languishing sorn pending a remedy to gate post injury needed to get mot.

golfer19

1,565 posts

133 months

Monday 17th July 2017
quotequote all
exothermic said:
First contribution after many smiles reading last couple of years worth of this forum.
Is the Bentley an S2 Mulliner continental? A proper barge with a great thirst for 102 octane juice if you go by what the manual says.
Anyway I'm looking for some moral support, man maths equations and encouragement to justify bodywork expense on my E34 535 barge (all be it a manual) after an incident with a gate post. Prior to the gate I was slowly sorting it out all new water plumbing, vac pipes,conversion to new type air con gas,suspension bushes etc but now it is languishing sorn pending a remedy to gate post injury needed to get mot.
How much damage did the gate post do.

Max M4X WW

4,799 posts

182 months

Monday 17th July 2017
quotequote all
r129sl said:
I've looked at that one a long while but I really think it is an over-priced polished turd.

The nearside front wing has the tiniest bleb of rust in the usual place. It will only get worse. The offside rear wheel arch looks to me to have been re-modelled in bodge. And I am very suspicious of the boot floor: it looks far too wobbly. It also has 150,000miles. It might be worth £2,500, less if my suspicious mind is in fact correct. It's a shame because light ivory, green MB tex, air con, orthopaedic seats, pre-facelift... pretty perfect spec.

Does look like some form of crash damage, after a quick Google:


0a

23,901 posts

194 months

Monday 17th July 2017
quotequote all
exothermic said:
First contribution after many smiles reading last couple of years worth of this forum.
Is the Bentley an S2 Mulliner continental? A proper barge with a great thirst for 102 octane juice if you go by what the manual says.
Anyway I'm looking for some moral support, man maths equations and encouragement to justify bodywork expense on my E34 535 barge (all be it a manual) after an incident with a gate post. Prior to the gate I was slowly sorting it out all new water plumbing, vac pipes,conversion to new type air con gas,suspension bushes etc but now it is languishing sorn pending a remedy to gate post injury needed to get mot.
Welcome to the thread!

In my opinion that was a ridiculous place to have a gatepost, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

I love manual 535s, proper old school BMWs, tell us some more about it please!

r129sl

9,518 posts

203 months

Monday 17th July 2017
quotequote all
0a said:
exothermic said:
First contribution after many smiles reading last couple of years worth of this forum.
Is the Bentley an S2 Mulliner continental? A proper barge with a great thirst for 102 octane juice if you go by what the manual says.
Anyway I'm looking for some moral support, man maths equations and encouragement to justify bodywork expense on my E34 535 barge (all be it a manual) after an incident with a gate post. Prior to the gate I was slowly sorting it out all new water plumbing, vac pipes,conversion to new type air con gas,suspension bushes etc but now it is languishing sorn pending a remedy to gate post injury needed to get mot.
Welcome to the thread!

In my opinion that was a ridiculous place to have a gatepost, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

I love manual 535s, proper old school BMWs, tell us some more about it please!
The cheapest car is always the one you already own.

Stegel

1,953 posts

174 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
Max M4X WW said:
r129sl said:
I've looked at that one a long while but I really think it is an over-priced polished turd.

The nearside front wing has the tiniest bleb of rust in the usual place. It will only get worse. The offside rear wheel arch looks to me to have been re-modelled in bodge. And I am very suspicious of the boot floor: it looks far too wobbly. It also has 150,000miles. It might be worth £2,500, less if my suspicious mind is in fact correct. It's a shame because light ivory, green MB tex, air con, orthopaedic seats, pre-facelift... pretty perfect spec.

Does look like some form of crash damage, after a quick Google:

Or is it partially peeled off and then over-painted sound deadening?

Munster41

2 posts

81 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
Long term user, first time poster. What is a smoker barge?

louiebaby

10,651 posts

191 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
Munster41 said:
Long term user, first time poster. What is a smoker barge?
The cost around £1-5k, they're old and unloved, therefore cheap for what they are.

Should be accompanied by a sage nod and "I wouldn't mind smoking around in that for a while."

Typically, you're looking German, E Class / 5 series and bigger, and a proper petrol engine with at least 6 cylinders, but many other bits and bobs crop up too.

Typical reactions from co-workers could be "how the hell did he afford that" to "why the hell did you buy that"...

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
Munster41 said:
Long term user, first time poster. What is a smoker barge?
crap, cheap, big, unwanted.

(Some exceptions, but not often. Look back over the last few pages. See? Not often at all.)


Usget

5,426 posts

211 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
SpeckledJim said:
crap, cheap, big, unwanted.

(Some exceptions, but not often. Look back over the last few pages. See? Not often at all.)
I dispute "crap". They should be the sort of thing to make the neighbours think you've had a pay rise, which, nevertheless, the neighbours would never dream of driving in a million years.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
Might be within a good haggle?

550i, very understated.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C890471

jke11y

3,181 posts

237 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
Apologies for the out of budget car but I'll get better advice here than anywhere else...

I was driving down the kings road a few years ago in my long gone pagoda and a guy flagged me down from a moped. We stopped and chatted, he too had one and we kept in touch via Instagram since.

He's selling this - it would run me £8900 landed in the U.K., modifications done, MOTd, taxed and duty paid. Pros are it looks nice in the pics, I trust him, and it's a V8. Cons - bumpers, lights and LHD.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192251181691

CharlesdeGaulle

26,270 posts

180 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
jke11y said:
He's selling this - it would run me £8900 landed in the U.K., modifications done, MOTd, taxed and duty paid. Pros are it looks nice in the pics, I trust him, and it's a V8. Cons - bumpers, lights and LHD.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192251181691
What's the question? Obviously, you should buy it.

Black is a dull colour option, and LHD massively limits the appeal, but obviously you should buy it.

Cheap, cool, better than money in the bank. Obviously, you should buy it.

jke11y

3,181 posts

237 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
CharlesdeGaulle said:
What's the question?
Should I buy it?

I like the black (my previous 107 was white) and the LHD will mean that when I inevitably have to sell it 12 weeks after getting it here because it's a stupid idea I can pretend it'll be an easy sell into Europe to Hans José Dubois from Sacre Bleu.

treetops

1,177 posts

158 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
Gentlemen let me present this, I know you all love an old Merc.

Spotted today.

Edited by treetops on Tuesday 18th July 21:00

BlueHave

4,651 posts

108 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
Max M4X WW said:
r129sl said:
I've looked at that one a long while but I really think it is an over-priced polished turd.

The nearside front wing has the tiniest bleb of rust in the usual place. It will only get worse. The offside rear wheel arch looks to me to have been re-modelled in bodge. And I am very suspicious of the boot floor: it looks far too wobbly. It also has 150,000miles. It might be worth £2,500, less if my suspicious mind is in fact correct. It's a shame because light ivory, green MB tex, air con, orthopaedic seats, pre-facelift... pretty perfect spec.

Does look like some form of crash damage, after a quick Google:

Could have been German cup final day

r129sl

9,518 posts

203 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
jke11y said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
What's the question?
Should I buy it?

I like the black (my previous 107 was white) and the LHD will mean that when I inevitably have to sell it 12 weeks after getting it here because it's a stupid idea I can pretend it'll be an easy sell into Europe to Hans José Dubois from Sacre Bleu.
If you can source bumpers and lights at a sensible price, there'll be profit in it. But that is quite an "if".

CharlesdeGaulle

26,270 posts

180 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
r129sl said:
jke11y said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
What's the question?
Should I buy it?

I like the black (my previous 107 was white) and the LHD will mean that when I inevitably have to sell it 12 weeks after getting it here because it's a stupid idea I can pretend it'll be an easy sell into Europe to Hans José Dubois from Sacre Bleu.
If you can source bumpers and lights at a sensible price, there'll be profit in it. But that is quite an "if".
If you can hang on to it for a bit - perhaps a pal with a barn - I'd be surprised if there wasn't quite a bit of profit in it.

DoctorX

7,291 posts

167 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
quotequote all
treetops said:
Gentlemen let me present this, I know you all love an old Merc.

Spotted today.

Edited by treetops on Tuesday 18th July 21:00
They make a cool ambulance, which is what I assume this was. For the discerning casualty.
TOPIC CLOSED
TOPIC CLOSED