RE: Shed of the Week: Ford Escort Encore

RE: Shed of the Week: Ford Escort Encore

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dollyboy

122 posts

174 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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2smoke said:
Oh dear...
Also my first thought, I don't think anything more needs to be said.

generationx

6,750 posts

105 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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"Encore" = "No interesting specification at all"

The only Mk6 worth having is the RS2000. This is just something to grow irretrievably old and smell of piss in.

Maybe for £7.50

essayer

9,075 posts

194 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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I loved my 1.6LX paperbag

Although I was 18 - electric windows, central locking and a ***16v*** engine was cool at the time.

JakeT

5,430 posts

120 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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Such a boring car that if you failed to park it directly outside your house, you'd wake up, catch the bus to work, and then wonder why your journey in was more enjoyable than usual.

In Short, certainly not. This is a case of I expect better from you. Shed.

suffolk009

5,404 posts

165 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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I cannot imagine a world in which this becomes a desirable old car.

Two too many doors, to start with.

Lotusgone

1,191 posts

127 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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Hmm. I understand the need to explore the definition of "shed", but while this is cheap and would probably make it home, there is simply nothing interesting about this car except as a marker of what very ordinary cars could be like. I don't reckon even my 83-year-old Mum would like it.

marshall100

1,124 posts

201 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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I suppose it might do if you need something for the chickens to live in....?

Balmoral

40,912 posts

248 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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What I've never understood, is back in the day, the seventies and eighties, and into the nineties, very often the absolutely worst car in its class was a Ford, and yet invariably it was the very best seller in its class too. The MK3 onwards Escort is a prime example of this paradox. Over the last 25 years or so, as Fords have got better and better, so their market share has declined and declined.

davamer23

1,127 posts

154 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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Around late 2000 early 2001 a mate had a 3/4 year old Escort Encore in navy blue. Poverty spec and he drove it like a bell end. One night showing off attempting j flicks he misjudged one and managed to back it at a fair speed into the corner of a brick wall. Many,many weeks later he had the car back from repair and to celebrate he came hooning down the road past me and my mates, it was a very damp evening and as he disappeared from site around a bend we just heard the screeching of cheap skinny tyres and a bang. We ran towards the carnage and as we got near the escort appeared heading back up the road towards us. He'd swapped ends and gone backwards into a lampost. He cable tied the bootlid down and put cardboard over the shattered rear window and drove it like that for a few months until he had money to get another shoddy repair. Can't recall what happened to it in the end.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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Kill it with fire etc.

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

137 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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Big Steaming st of the Week.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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It's slightly overpriced by about £725.

What a waste of pixels having this as SOTW. Even the write up is as forgetable as the car in question.

SDB660

568 posts

195 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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Seem to remember hiring one of these and the steering was low geared to a comical degree.

can't remember

1,078 posts

128 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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Balmoral said:
What I've never understood, is back in the day, the seventies and eighties, and into the nineties, very often the absolutely worst car in its class was a Ford, and yet invariably it was the very best seller in its class too. The MK3 onwards Escort is a prime example of this paradox. Over the last 25 years or so, as Fords have got better and better, so their market share has declined and declined.
It was partly down to the massive brown envelopes that company fleet managers used to have magically turning up on their desks.

cib24

1,117 posts

153 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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No.

The "vintage" late 80s Nissan Sunny that was on here for £800 a few months ago was a way better choice for white goods motoring nostalgia.

Car_Nut

599 posts

88 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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This time warp example deserves a place in a museum. But not on the roads please...

thetapeworm

11,231 posts

239 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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This one cost me £200 - all original Ford parts (mats, wipers, service history etc) - it even had colour-coded wing mirrors until someone decided to kick them both off one night. It was awful but awesome at the same time - great for practising "detailing" on, came up a treat.









I swapped it for a diesel 106 that I hated and sold on within a couple of days, should have kept the Escort if people are willing to pay this sort of cash for an Encore.

Richard-390a0

2,257 posts

91 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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SmartVenom said:
I don't think even Wayne Rooney would be interested in this old escort.
Worthy of SOTW if only for this comment!. clap

GeordieInExile

683 posts

120 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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DrSteveBrule said:
It's slightly overpriced by about £725.

What a waste of pixels having this as SOTW. Even the write up is as forgetable as the car in question.
Aye, these are usually much more entertaining reads even if the cars themselves are rubbish. (The Metro he did a few months ago was a particular highlight.)

Challo

10,154 posts

155 months

Friday 3rd March 2017
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I had one of these and the 1.3 was painfully slow. Bought it in the dark, and failed to notice that someone had shunted it in the rear and therefore the bumper was nearly flush with the boot. I was 18 at the time so im excusing myself.

Hateful car that i think we scrapped in the end.