The new 'Mondeo duct tape bumpers?' - Insignia front badges

The new 'Mondeo duct tape bumpers?' - Insignia front badges

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astrsxi77

302 posts

222 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Alan Partridge did not appreciate Vauxhall's 2008 redesign of their Griffin logo, so he came up with his own solution.



Edited by astrsxi77 on Friday 26th May 12:45

ClockworkDog

116 posts

121 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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You've all been waiting for it, and here it is... The mighty dented corner of the T5.



So common that I'm sure they left the factory like this.

Pie-n-Peys

172 posts

119 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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What about rusty front wheel arches on mk4 Seat Ibiza's?

Pie-n-Peys

172 posts

119 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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What about rusty front wheel arches on mk4 Seat Ibiza's?

adam85

1,264 posts

192 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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what about the E46 / E39 bubble wrap effect wheel arches. Much fun to be had popping them

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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It's seems OP was right about the Insignia.

Vauxhall badge affixed with half chewed chewing gum that expires and falls off. Must have counted about 11 missing...as a car aficionado I can spot a car model long off, as soon as I know it's an insignia the eye is drawn to the grille and it's missing adornment...

strangehighways

479 posts

166 months

Saturday 27th May 2017
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The one that I notice is particularly disappointing from a "premium" manufacturer..the early Jag XF twin exhaust models. The exhausts more often that not are twisted to varying degrees at the rear. They never look bang on. Here's a tip Jaguar, if you are incapable of installing correctly aligned exhausts, just make them circular!

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 27th May 2017
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strangehighways said:
The one that I notice is particularly disappointing from a "premium" manufacturer..the early Jag XF twin exhaust models. The exhausts more often that not are twisted to varying degrees at the rear. They never look bang on. Here's a tip Jaguar, if you are incapable of installing correctly aligned exhausts, just make them circular!
They used to get the circular ones wrong too, most X300s have one sticking out slightly further than the other!

RenesisEvo

3,616 posts

220 months

Saturday 27th May 2017
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dme123 said:
strangehighways said:
The one that I notice is particularly disappointing from a "premium" manufacturer..the early Jag XF twin exhaust models. The exhausts more often that not are twisted to varying degrees at the rear. They never look bang on. Here's a tip Jaguar, if you are incapable of installing correctly aligned exhausts, just make them circular!
They used to get the circular ones wrong too, most X300s have one sticking out slightly further than the other!
It seems like a simple thing but it's surprisingly difficult to get each and every system in exactly the right place. Especially when most exhausts are hung on rubbers that a) allow stuff to move around quite a lot b) the rubbers have quite wide tolerances. Don't forget that the whole system grows under thermal expansion too. I've seen a wide range of manufacturers struggling with alignment.

Imagine trying to post an object through a letter box using a 3m long pole; a tiny amount of movement at your hands makes a huge amount of movement at the other end. It's a similar story for any variation at the manifold/catalytic converter to the tailpipes.

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

256 months

Saturday 27th May 2017
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RenesisEvo said:
It seems like a simple thing but it's surprisingly difficult to get each and every system in exactly the right place. Especially when most exhausts are hung on rubbers that a) allow stuff to move around quite a lot b) the rubbers have quite wide tolerances. Don't forget that the whole system grows under thermal expansion too. I've seen a wide range of manufacturers struggling with alignment.

Imagine trying to post an object through a letter box using a 3m long pole; a tiny amount of movement at your hands makes a huge amount of movement at the other end. It's a similar story for any variation at the manifold/catalytic converter to the tailpipes.
They all have flexible joints at the manifold or cat though, so the alignment at the rear is purely down to the hangers.

RenesisEvo

3,616 posts

220 months

Saturday 27th May 2017
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Mr2Mike said:
They all have flexible joints at the manifold or cat though, so the alignment at the rear is purely down to the hangers.
Not necessarily. Some manufacturers use big flexible couplings near the cat to manage the thermal expansion, then mount the exhausts on less compliant hangers. Others forgo the flexible coupling, and let [more flexible] hangers take up all the movement. Last I checked, Jaguar does the latter.

243

72 posts

203 months

Saturday 27th May 2017
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sebhaque said:
I noticed the Insignias missing a bonnet badge a few years back. It's obviously not been addressed by VX, unsurpisingly.

Along the the same lines, there are also quite a few small "Bentley" V8s rumbling around:


I must admit whenever I see a 300C the first thing I check is if the bonnet badge is that of a Bentley. They must hate it.
Some of these will be genuine Brabus startech Chrysler 300c's as they did a factory package on them.

The "B" on the front does look like a Bentley badge in the same font and style though.

WJNB

2,637 posts

162 months

Saturday 27th May 2017
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If I had been issued with an Insignia I'd be ashamed & would remove all the badging & then work like mad to get promoted or find another job so as not be seen in a Vauxhall.
Maybe reps intentionally remove the Vauxhall badging thinking the Opel brand is more upmarket or mysteriously foreign & exotic.

p4cks

Original Poster:

6,930 posts

200 months

Sunday 28th May 2017
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Kierkegaard said:
It's seems OP was right about the Insignia.

Vauxhall badge affixed with half chewed chewing gum that expires and falls off. Must have counted about 11 missing...as a car aficionado I can spot a car model long off, as soon as I know it's an insignia the eye is drawn to the grille and it's missing adornment...
I car share with two others and we play the Insignia front badge game. It used to be the Nissan Juke foglight game but over summer we pause the game and have replaced it with this. It passes the time on what's normally a very, very boring commute.

Anyway, here's another on eBay...


ambuletz

10,764 posts

182 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2017
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Thought of this thread 10minutes ago as I noticed a facelifted Vectra-C drive around with no front badge!

dazwalsh

6,095 posts

142 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2017
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Haha some corkers, my observation is Peugeot 206/307's with the rear wiper arm pointing straight down over the boot lid, see it quite often.

The mk4 golf under engine covers flapping in the wind made me laugh, saw one today actually.

sixpotter

284 posts

167 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2017
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Not going to un see these now ha ha
My friends 13 plate focus has the rear door seal hanging out the closed door, thought I saw him driving but it was another with the same issue. Since seen at least 10! They are just stuck on with crap glue no mechanical fixing

Screechmr2

282 posts

105 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2017
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DrSteveBrule said:
Screechmr2 said:
Vw/audi/seat broken rear wipers that have failed mid sweep of the screen. That's a very common sight.
On my Mk2 Golf that was the default parking position. It's a 5 min tweak to get them to lay horizontally. I would guess it's something to do with aerodynamics or preventing the wet and grubby blades sitting on metal bodywork.
Hadn't seen this reply. It's due to screenwash fluid leaking and knackering the motors, they then stop working or work at random.

cptsideways

13,553 posts

253 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2017
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Almost new VW vans with one DRL Halogen bulb

Vauxhual Corsa's with the NS wing plastic edge flailing in the wind

MK4/5? Fiesta's with the B Pillar trim missing




Jonny_

4,129 posts

208 months

Tuesday 22nd August 2017
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Vauxhall Corsas (older shape, Corsa C?) with the rear wiper hanging down about 20 degrees below horizontal.

Perhaps they all became too depressed to stay up, being attached to such miserable little cars...?