Awkward-looking coupes

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superd

3 posts

108 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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How about a mini marcos gt

300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

191 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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DrSteveBrule said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Vitorio said:
MorganP104 said:
Suzuki X90



Whoever within Suzuki signed that off was on some strong meds!
I have a huge soft sport for that, i dont quite now why, but i'd totally drive one
Me too. Love it.
Careful what you wish for. Back in 2000 an ex had one exactly as above (fat tyres etc) except in lilac. I drove it a handful of times and it was without doubt one of the worst cars I've driven – and I've driven a Vauxhall Corsa.

The steering seemed like a suggestion rather than a command, it was cramped, impractical, gutless, the boot lid was incapable of staying open and itmade you feel like a right berk. I saw it pottering around the city last week. I can't believe it hasn't been crushed.
They are essentially a Vitara, so drive the same as them. I,e. Nothing wrong with them at all.

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

131 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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Baz Tench said:
HTP99 said:
golfer19 said:
Have we had this yet.

And how exactly is a Laguna Coupe' "awkward looking"?
Funnily enough, I saw one of these yesterday in that colour, and it did look quite awkward.
Mercedes obliviously didn't think so



ChevronB19

5,801 posts

164 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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I'm sure I read somewhere (I am aging rapidly, and therefore quite possibly wrong), that a 'rule of thumb' for designers when considering a 'sporty' car (I.e. Including coupes) was that the panel depth between front wheel arch bottom and top should be no more than the distance between the average persons little finger and thumb in plan view. Works well as a general rule when considering 'looks'.

As for looks, I have a love for the Marcos ugly duckling, which is the exception that proves the rule...


LordTwaddle

477 posts

126 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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r11co said:
I'm going to leap to the defence of the Chrysler Crossfire before someone includes it in here.
Yes! Thank you! There is nothing wrong with it.

LordTwaddle

477 posts

126 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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carl_w said:
Triumph GT6 Mk3:



By comparison, the Mk1:

Hear hear... the MK1 and MK2 look gorgeous while the MK3.... rather fell behind its competitors

LordTwaddle

477 posts

126 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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Why has nobody mentioned this elephant in the room? (Literal elephant man of a car)
Everyone is arguing so hard about the high-back/boot, half hatchback coupés like the Brera and Scirocco (both we can mostly agree look great from the front) but nobody has mentioned this weird 4 door mongrel? It was labelled a coupé and was always tested against others like the Celica.

Yes it drives well but it has a torquless, noisy, fuel guzzling, oil burning, expensive ticking time bomb of an engine in a family saloon trying to be a Coupé. I wouldn't mind if it didn't look like Gok Wan if he injected wallpaper paste into his cheeks instead of Botox.

pmr01

318 posts

151 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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DrSteveBrule said:
This for the win...

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Takes the prize

pmr01

318 posts

151 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Low Pro said:


Coupe or marketing ploy? But the one with the GTI 6 engine is fast, I very nearly bought one but thought better of it
I loved both of mine due to citroens 'buy one, get one free policy'

mp3manager

4,254 posts

197 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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MJ85 said:
Leave the poor GT alone.

Were you waiting on homestart recovery?

It seems this is just a thread with every coupe, (and non-coupe), under the sun, rather than awkward looking coupes.

Escort3500

11,919 posts

146 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Joratk said:
How can anyone hate on the beautiful E82 1 series coupe? (granted SE specs are a bit bleh)

1M smokin
Can't agree. The basic model is dumpy and ill-proportioned. The M version just exaggerates the flaws (though the performance compensates)

kambites

67,593 posts

222 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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The 1M is an odd one; it rather reminds me of the Racing Puma, not because it looks anything like it but because it's such a cutsey toyish looking car which is trying so hard to look aggressive. To continue the dog analogy, it's like a spiked collar on a miniature poodle.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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300bhp/ton said:
They are essentially a Vitara, so drive the same as them. I,e. Nothing wrong with them at all.
I've never driven one but the X90 was terrible. I suspect the vague steering and tendency to follow the road camber and tramlines was down to the (relatively) huge wheels and tyres it had. I'm a 6'+ powerfully built company director etc. so perhaps I'm not the demographic it was aimed at.

AH33

2,066 posts

136 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Anyone mentioned the CR-Z yet?

I quite like it from the front, It's definitely an oddball though.



Especially from this angle.




Still hasn't stopped me thinking about getting one though...

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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MJ85 said:
Leave the poor GT alone.

If only other manufacturers realised that chucking some stainless manifolds on any old bucket of an engine would deliver it revered status.

RichardR

2,892 posts

269 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Low Pro said:


Coupe or marketing ploy? But the one with the GTI 6 engine is fast, I very nearly bought one but thought better of it
I had one of these, mainly because the depreciation was so horrific that I picked it up for very little money. It was the VTS with the 168bhp engine from the 306 GTI-6 but, unfortunately, Citroen decided to pair it with a fairly poor 5 speed box, so that was an opportunity missed!

The Xsara was one of the first PSA products to use the common bus electronics and I can only conclude that they must've skipped the testing phase as the system was terrible. The highpoint for me was, from time to time, being able to turn off the ignition and remove the keys with the engine still running!

To answer your original question, it was definitely just a 3-door hatch, whatever the badge may've claimed!

Vitorio

4,296 posts

144 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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LordTwaddle said:
Why has nobody mentioned this elephant in the room? (Literal elephant man of a car)
Everyone is arguing so hard about the high-back/boot, half hatchback coupés like the Brera and Scirocco (both we can mostly agree look great from the front) but nobody has mentioned this weird 4 door mongrel? It was labelled a coupé and was always tested against others like the Celica.

Yes it drives well but it has a torquless, noisy, fuel guzzling, oil burning, expensive ticking time bomb of an engine in a family saloon trying to be a Coupé. I wouldn't mind if it didn't look like Gok Wan if he injected wallpaper paste into his cheeks instead of Botox.
Ill agree its a poorly designed car, but family saloon?

Honestly, if i ever were to roll the dice on a rotary, itd have to be an FD, anything else just looks awkward, the RX-8 is a contemporary of the brera, looking odd, bloated and just wrong (anyone remember that top gear episode? I think the TT is the only one to have aged well enough to consider driving)


AH33 said:
Anyone mentioned the CR-Z yet?

I quite like it from the front, It's definitely an oddball though.



Especially from this angle.




Still hasn't stopped me thinking about getting one though...
Looks like a squashed catfish from the front, and the back...

And to top it off, the weird manual+hybrid combo made it excrete too much emissions for it to actually benefit from any hybrid incentives at the time over here, to top it off, the thing is heavy and doesnt perform like you'd want from a CRX inspired car.

Lodelaner

55 posts

171 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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PurpleTurtle said:
I keep on reading this thread title as 'Awkward-looking couples' laugh
Brera is on the left, they call him 'GT' on the right...


AH33

2,066 posts

136 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Vitorio said:
Looks like a squashed catfish from the front, and the back...

And to top it off, the weird manual+hybrid combo made it excrete too much emissions for it to actually benefit from any hybrid incentives at the time over here, to top it off, the thing is heavy and doesnt perform like you'd want from a CRX inspired car.
All true, but it'll do 40mpg in stop start traffic where my golf gti - hardly a thirsty car - can't crack 23. And it being a 2005 I'll be facing all sorts of "toxin taxes" over the next few years that the cr-z will avoid. Not to mention the tax/insurance.

300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

191 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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So the PH answer to 'awkward-looking coupes' is to essentially list every coupe ever made, or ones that an individual doesn't like for some other reason. Inspired biggrin