Awkward-looking coupes

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Evilex

512 posts

104 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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^^^ Aren't all of these subsets of the "Hatchback"

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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A Pacer and a Cube are definitely not coupes

However an AMC Gremlin is pretty much an AMC Hornet with the back end cut off and wheelbase shortened.




Edited by Jimmy Recard on Friday 21st April 17:41

DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Listen to TGX guys, or you will end up thinking that a Nissan Cube is a coupe!

robemcdonald

8,787 posts

196 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Had one of these as a hire car a few years ago it had a 4 or 5 litre V6 with about 30bhp

Styling is a cross between a pick up and Japanese hatch


Hurricane52

279 posts

123 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Always found these rather challenging...

RudeDog

1,652 posts

174 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Was behind one of these on the way home from work this evening. I immediately thought of this thread!


woody166

251 posts

108 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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janesmith1950 said:
MJ85 said:
Leave the poor GT alone.

If only other manufacturers realised that chucking some stainless manifolds on any old bucket of an engine would deliver it revered status.
Ha Ha. Nice Trolling.

HTP99

22,549 posts

140 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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tgx said:



This is what drugs do kids. Just say no.
AMC Pacer, Nissan Cube FFS, they aren't Coupe's!

Evilex

512 posts

104 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Funkycoldribena said:
Evilex said:


Morris Marina. Why on Earth did they bother?
To be fair,they bothered more than you checked the thread for reposts...
Dreadfully sorry, old chap! I did skim through the thread, and didn't see it. Besides, I'm allowed a repost, as I suffered through 2 of them consecutively as a child (1.3 "Super" and a 1.8...)

300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

190 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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robemcdonald said:
300bhp/ton said:
DrSteveBrule said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Vitorio said:
MorganP104 said:
Suzuki X90



Whoever within Suzuki signed that off was on some strong meds!
I have a huge soft sport for that, i dont quite now why, but i'd totally drive one
Me too. Love it.
Careful what you wish for. Back in 2000 an ex had one exactly as above (fat tyres etc) except in lilac. I drove it a handful of times and it was without doubt one of the worst cars I've driven – and I've driven a Vauxhall Corsa.

The steering seemed like a suggestion rather than a command, it was cramped, impractical, gutless, the boot lid was incapable of staying open and itmade you feel like a right berk. I saw it pottering around the city last week. I can't believe it hasn't been crushed.
They are essentially a Vitara, so drive the same as them. I,e. Nothing wrong with them at all.
I have to say the Vitara is by far the worst car I have ever driven, so that's not saying a great deal.
Unless you drove one on terrain like this too, it's probably a little unfair to call it the worst car ever.


300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

190 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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tgx said:




This is what drugs do kids. Just say no.
Firstly, nothing wrong with how any of those look. But more importantly I can only surmise you have been at the drugs.... here let me help you out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coup%C3%A9

wink

robemcdonald

8,787 posts

196 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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300bhp/ton said:
Unless you drove one on terrain like this too, it's probably a little unfair to call it the worst car ever.

Just on road in ibiza back in the mid nineties. Looks fun off road (something I've always wanted to try actually) but that particular example with around 50 miles on it when I picked it up was pretty terrible in every way.
Took it back to the rental place and swapped it for the just launched Ford ka. That was much more fun believe it or not.

Let off some steam Bennett

2,414 posts

171 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Geoffcapes said:
Yes, it's a beast of a car. But looks rather awkward.

no chance, looks class

Let off some steam Bennett

2,414 posts

171 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Jimmy Recard said:
A Pacer and a Cube are definitely not coupes

However an AMC Gremlin is pretty much an AMC Hornet with the back end cut off and wheelbase shortened.




Edited by Jimmy Recard on Friday 21st April 17:41
why do i really like the gremlin

jjohnson23

699 posts

113 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Funkycoldribena said:
Evilex said:
Funkycoldribena said:
Evilex said:


Morris Marina. Why on Earth did they bother?
To be fair,they bothered more than you checked the thread for reposts...
Dreadfully sorry, old chap! I did skim through the thread, and didn't see it. Besides, I'm allowed a repost, as I suffered through 2 of them consecutively as a child (1.3 "Super" and a 1.8...)
That's ok,don't do it again.
I hope your childhood repost trauma gets better with time as.well.
Had one of these many moons ago,thought it would be better than walking.
Not when you're pushing the bd it isn't

DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Let off some steam Bennett said:
Geoffcapes said:
Yes, it's a beast of a car. But looks rather awkward.

no chance, looks class
That particular 1 is a bit gagsta wanabee

Trabi601

4,865 posts

95 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Funkycoldribena said:
jjohnson23 said:
Had one of these many moons ago,thought it would be better than walking.
Not when you're pushing the bd it isn't
Iirc,it had a sort of curved dash,which was a bit unusual at the time.
Uglier from the back iirc as well...
Curved the radio towards the passenger, so the driver struggled to use it.

athol

325 posts

210 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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DoubleD said:
Let off some steam Bennett said:
Geoffcapes said:
Yes, it's a beast of a car. But looks rather awkward.

no chance, looks class
That particular 1 is a bit gagsta wanabee
That's a 560 SEC AMG which is super rare and if you can find one, which you can't, it will be £75k upwards. You could stick a similar bodykit onto any SEC and various companies produced them (Lorinser, Carlsson, Strosek etc) but none compared to the real AMG. It's one of the last truly AMG built cars before Merc bought them and began the process of making them into the equivalent of the M Division. I've owned two SECs, loved them both and would give a testicle for a real AMG version.
You know they are special when car designers have them in their collections.

http://jalopnik.com/this-mercedes-560-sec-amg-is-o...

DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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athol said:
DoubleD said:
Let off some steam Bennett said:
Geoffcapes said:
Yes, it's a beast of a car. But looks rather awkward.

no chance, looks class
That particular 1 is a bit gagsta wanabee
That's a 560 SEC AMG which is super rare and if you can find one, which you can't, it will be £75k upwards. You could stick a similar bodykit onto any SEC and various companies produced them (Lorinser, Carlsson, Strosek etc) but none compared to the real AMG. It's one of the last truly AMG built cars before Merc bought them and began the process of making them into the equivalent of the M Division. I've owned two SECs, loved them both and would give a testicle for a real AMG version.
You know they are special when car designers have them in their collections.

http://jalopnik.com/this-mercedes-560-sec-amg-is-o...
It still looks a bit try hard gangstaaaaa to me

so called

9,090 posts

209 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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lel said:
I'm a massive fan of the Audi 80 but I've never liked the coupe, the proportions and roofline look wrong to me.

And to me they looked perfect.
Very simple and elegant.
My wife lived hers.