RE: Shed Of The Week: BMW 318iS

RE: Shed Of The Week: BMW 318iS

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carinaman

21,332 posts

173 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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acme said:
court said:
Go to http://www.bmw-warranty.co.uk/ and put the reg in, it'll return the cars VIN. Take the last 7 digits of the VIN, in this case EU05484 and put it into one of the many VIN decoders on the internet, I use http://bimmer.work and it'll return the factory spec list
Appreciated.
Seconded. Most useful.

I was on eBay lastnight looking at the Supercharged 318iS in Cumbria that needs putting back together. It's had the cills cut out and redone.

E36Ross

502 posts

113 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Great to see the love for these. smile

Have one 5 years now and only just got it back on the road... 182k Miles and still going strong.

S828 N-- Came from Trainer Swansea.

ChilliWhizz

11,992 posts

162 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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ambuletz said:
foggy1974 said:
ambuletz said:
yme402 said:
Well worth the money. Just not too sure if I would want to drive around with 'IS' on my bootlid though......
really? you think everyone is going to point and laugh at you? or even give a st?
Wow, calm down! I think he was referring to ISIS rather than being a badge snob, clearly the humour was lost on you.
lol, that didn't cross my mind at all. I don't think anyone would think that tbh.
Got the IS reference straight away.. seemed obvious.... sorry... getmecoatwink

8potdave

2,315 posts

214 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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I had 3 x E36's; a 325i, a 328i Saloon and a 328i Coupe. Absolutely brilliant the lot of em! Combined 70K between them all and other than a hose nothing went wrong. I'd always hold out for a 6 cylinder though even the 318is is poles apart from them. If they weren't so old I'd have another in a heartbeat the E46 (other than the M3) never really did anything for me.

AREA

497 posts

226 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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I had 318iS as a company car.

How the memories come flooding back...

...like when my wife had to come into the BMW showroom to calm things down when she spotted potential buyers leaving as her incensed husband was showing them the list of problems that couldn't be fixed (giving prepared handouts of what to expect if you bought a 3-Series)

...my 3 year old daughter saying her prayers at night (it was when MB were running advert with Janis Joplin singing "Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz...") "Dear God, please stop making BMWs. They aren't very good cars and they are making my Daddy very angry"

...when I spent the day at UK HQ with a lead technician who had to admit to a previously over-smug sales director that actually, yes, this car had a bunch of problems they couldn't sort out

...the day they agreed to buy the car back for its full purchase price after 12 months

...the day I handed the car back to the dealer and asked what was going to happen to it. "Oh, we'll put it on the forecourt." And so I grabbed the service booklet, wrote in it words to the effect that "this unroadworthy car has been re-purchased by dealership due to problems they agree they cannot fix" and suggested that maybe they couldn't sell it on to some unsuspecting punter.




Whilst it would be a very cold day in hell before I consider another BMW, to be fair to them, when they realised that (i) there were some fundamental problems with the car and (ii) I really wasn't a nice person when things aren't handled professionally, they stepped up to the mark.


Such a pretty car beset by some design issues.


And if you have a car whose engine management system can get the balance between cold air, tepid oil and required fuel mixture right, whose auto dimming rear view mirror can handle sunlight, whose climate control system has better quality stepper motors within compared to 20 years ago, thank the nutter who complained.



Evilex

512 posts

105 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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killingjoker said:
Most 318's have been driven like 328's. You need an i6 at least.
And working front windows!

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

280 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Mrs Aya had one way back when. She occasionally let me drive it. Nice car. Seem to remember it made a pleasant hissing sound on acceleration. Lost a lot on depreciation mind.

Billy_Whizzzz

2,016 posts

144 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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... but the coupe doesn't look best. Not by a long shot. E36 coupes were always awkward - and (weird for someone who hates saloons to say this) the saloon looked just right. Seek out a 318is saloon if you can. Or get a 328i touring for the best of the non M e36s

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

235 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Here is my daily driver - a really nice car and good to drive. I have a few fun cars and even amongst that company the old BMW is decent fun. Mine is a 328i manual though.



I will chuck £5k at it soon to turn it into a sleeper. For all the world it will look like a crappy old BMW. But underneath...

Kawasicki

13,096 posts

236 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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AREA said:
I had 318iS as a company car.

How the memories come flooding back...

...like when my wife had to come into the BMW showroom to calm things down when she spotted potential buyers leaving as her incensed husband was showing them the list of problems that couldn't be fixed (giving prepared handouts of what to expect if you bought a 3-Series)

...my 3 year old daughter saying her prayers at night (it was when MB were running advert with Janis Joplin singing "Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz...") "Dear God, please stop making BMWs. They aren't very good cars and they are making my Daddy very angry"

...when I spent the day at UK HQ with a lead technician who had to admit to a previously over-smug sales director that actually, yes, this car had a bunch of problems they couldn't sort out

...the day they agreed to buy the car back for its full purchase price after 12 months

...the day I handed the car back to the dealer and asked what was going to happen to it. "Oh, we'll put it on the forecourt." And so I grabbed the service booklet, wrote in it words to the effect that "this unroadworthy car has been re-purchased by dealership due to problems they agree they cannot fix" and suggested that maybe they couldn't sell it on to some unsuspecting punter.




Whilst it would be a very cold day in hell before I consider another BMW, to be fair to them, when they realised that (i) there were some fundamental problems with the car and (ii) I really wasn't a nice person when things aren't handled professionally, they stepped up to the mark.


Such a pretty car beset by some design issues.


And if you have a car whose engine management system can get the balance between cold air, tepid oil and required fuel mixture right, whose auto dimming rear view mirror can handle sunlight, whose climate control system has better quality stepper motors within compared to 20 years ago, thank the nutter who complained.
weird

I had one too. A 1992 model, so one of the first. It was unbelievably reliable. It led a hard life too.

GCH

3,995 posts

203 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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My 318iS (m42 engine so earlier than this one) was the most unreliable POS I ever owned.
Shame, as - when it worked - it looked great.

Never again.

CardiffCentral

2 posts

85 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Wow, seller here! I did not expect this, I knew there was a reason why I had so many missed calls this morning.

I have previous form when it comes to selling clean BMW's at below market value so I guess I'm consistent if nothing else!

So the car sold for near enough the asking price and I find myself missing it already. But sometimes you have to purge yourself of something good, to make way to something great. Well, that's what I keep telling myself!

Pistonheads - " Ironically, the 318iS to have - if investment is your goal at any rate - would be the 318iS saloon. That was only on sale for one month, in 1998... "

A glimpse of my Avus Blue saloon... yum



The purge continues.... will be up for sale soon, probably for about 65p. banghead

Edited by CardiffCentral on Friday 21st April 23:08

fatboy69

9,373 posts

188 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Bitterly regret getting rid of my E36 late last year.

Was a very stupid thing to do.

New owner will not return my calls as I want it back. One day I will get it back.

g3org3y

20,644 posts

192 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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CardiffCentral said:
Wow, seller here! I did not expect this, I knew there was a reason why I had so many missed calls this morning.

I have previous form when it comes to selling clean BMW's at below market value so I guess I'm consistent if nothing else!

So the car sold for near enough the asking price and I find myself missing it already. But sometimes you have to purge yourself of something good, to make way to something great. Well, that's what I keep telling myself!
Congrats. thumbup

Good 'sheds' always stand out. smile

MitchT

15,891 posts

210 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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I've owned one of these from new - mine's a '99T with a Sport pack. Still only got 67k on it.

Had the hedgehog and the ICV done over the years. The cam cover gasket does leak but the engine oil level never moves - I've never had to put oil in mine! One thing the article doesn't mention is rust - mine's riddled. Hoping to save it as I'm very attached to the car and tidy Sport models seem to be advertised at £4k which would almost justify the outlay ... my own sentiment for the car more than justifying the rest of the cost.

ETA: Mine has leather seats and despite my small frame (5'7" 10st) I don't budge inside them when I'm chucking it down twisty lanes. I certainly don't find myself bracing against the transmission tunnel or door. In my case the the key is seemingly having the sport seats which offer better lateral support.



Edited by MitchT on Friday 21st April 22:39

D200

514 posts

148 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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An e36 touring with an M3 engine etc would be great. Saw one on eBay recently for 7k which was reasonable money. Sounded like a good conversion as it had full M3 running gear

s m

23,259 posts

204 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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SidewaysSi said:
Here is my daily driver - a really nice car and good to drive. I have a few fun cars and even amongst that company the old BMW is decent fun. Mine is a 328i manual though.



I will chuck £5k at it soon to turn it into a sleeper. For all the world it will look like a crappy old BMW. But underneath...
This was my old 328 - albeit a 4-door - heated leather, climate, folding seats, esr, Z3 rack, LSD - did 100k miles over 7 years


Mr Tidy

22,459 posts

128 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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Not convinced of the logic of chasing power with the 318is, though. These aren't terribly light cars and the late 2.8 with the alloy block is hardly nose heavy. Juat get the straight six and glory in an engine type that's now pretty much dead.

Edited by cmoose on Saturday 22 April 00:00

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Exactly - E36 Coupe may be pretty, but at the end of the day a manual straight 6 is surely what we all want. laugh

danllama

5,728 posts

143 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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I recently picked up an E36. I did consider a 318iS, however I settled on a 323 (2.5 M52). If I was going to own a BMW, it would have to have 6 pistons, and I suspect many will think the same. My car is in the same colour as this shed, and if its clean and in the right light it looks great.

I initially bought the car for skid days etc and to have something with four seats to compliment my mr2, but I've actually taken quite a shine to the thing. I fit some 15" E39 alloys and a welded diff in a few hours and i've since had some of the best fun I've ever had in a car! And it still drives like it left the factory, very comfortable and sensible when you are.

Its also cheap to insure on a classic policy! Who can believe they're that old? Oh here's mine.

BMW E36 323i by Dan J, on Flickr