The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

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gazza285

9,811 posts

208 months

Thursday 17th June 2021
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sean ie3 said:
Something I find aggravating, there is one space in the carpark and either side both cars have parked badly, so to park then have to park badly, potentially causing 2 other drivers chagrin. What to do?
Run a banger and park. I had a Berlingo that was handy for this, I could stick it in gaps barely wider than the van and get out using the back doors.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 17th June 2021
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Hackney said:
Not sure if I’ve already posted this.
My neighbour parks his work van in the turning space in front of my office window, leaving his wife to park across their two spaces.
Beyond the van is (will be) a nice open space right up to the houses being built opposite, hopefully where local kids can play. Ideal after school as I can sit in the office and keep an eye on them. But not if there’s a van in the way.

Pay a mate to turn up in a white van and hi-vis, dig a hole, throw some cement in and a “no parking in turning area” sign. Have the sign look official and ready to install, job done in five minutes

Hackney

6,841 posts

208 months

Thursday 17th June 2021
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pablo said:
Hackney said:
Not sure if I’ve already posted this.
My neighbour parks his work van in the turning space in front of my office window, leaving his wife to park across their two spaces.
Beyond the van is (will be) a nice open space right up to the houses being built opposite, hopefully where local kids can play. Ideal after school as I can sit in the office and keep an eye on them. But not if there’s a van in the way.

Pay a mate to turn up in a white van and hi-vis, dig a hole, throw some cement in and a “no parking in turning area” sign. Have the sign look official and ready to install, job done in five minutes
It’s one of the options I’m looking at. 😃

sean ie3

2,005 posts

136 months

Thursday 17th June 2021
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gazza285 said:
sean ie3 said:
Something I find aggravating, there is one space in the carpark and either side both cars have parked badly, so to park then have to park badly, potentially causing 2 other drivers chagrin. What to do?
Run a banger and park. I had a Berlingo that was handy for this, I could stick it in gaps barely wider than the van and get out using the back doors.
Tip!

littlebasher

3,780 posts

171 months

Thursday 17th June 2021
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Hackney said:
pablo said:
Hackney said:
Not sure if I’ve already posted this.
My neighbour parks his work van in the turning space in front of my office window, leaving his wife to park across their two spaces.
Beyond the van is (will be) a nice open space right up to the houses being built opposite, hopefully where local kids can play. Ideal after school as I can sit in the office and keep an eye on them. But not if there’s a van in the way.

Pay a mate to turn up in a white van and hi-vis, dig a hole, throw some cement in and a “no parking in turning area” sign. Have the sign look official and ready to install, job done in five minutes
It’s one of the options I’m looking at. ??
You'd think the developer would have something to say about parking that van there. Especially while they are actively selling houses there.

jamei303

3,002 posts

156 months

Friday 18th June 2021
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Hackney

6,841 posts

208 months

Friday 18th June 2021
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littlebasher said:
You'd think the developer would have something to say about parking that van there. Especially while they are actively selling houses there.
I’ve spoken to the developer. Even if they put up a sign it’s got no legal power. It’s basically public road so nothing can be done.

I’m just going to have a chat with the fella next time I see him. One of the reasons we bought this plot was it overlooked what will be a nice green shared space. And I can see it from my office. Thank god I’m not doing something creative for a living and look out the window for inspiration. (My office is on the ground floor so I just see van when ever he’s at home)

Smiljan

10,838 posts

197 months

Friday 18th June 2021
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Hackney said:
beyond the van is (will be) a nice open space right up to the houses being built opposite, hopefully where local kids can play. Ideal after school as I can sit in the office and keep an eye on them.
I know it's not what you meant but it did sound a little creepy when I first read that!

PH User

22,154 posts

108 months

Friday 18th June 2021
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It doesn't look like the view will be all that either way to be honest.

Hackney

6,841 posts

208 months

Friday 18th June 2021
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Smiljan said:
Hackney said:
beyond the van is (will be) a nice open space right up to the houses being built opposite, hopefully where local kids can play. Ideal after school as I can sit in the office and keep an eye on them.
I know it's not what you meant but it did sound a little creepy when I first read that!
biggrin yep. My kids are 6 and 4, so……ach, you know what I mean


PH User said:
It doesn't look like the view will be all that either way to be honest.
It’s about half the size of a football pitch and there’ll be a few of trees. It’s not lake Garda or the Alps, but it sure beats looking at a brick wall or a row of parked cars.

james_TW

16,287 posts

197 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Just the one. Or two. Or so many...


MartG

20,678 posts

204 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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"Hey Mavis, what shall we do on this sunny Sunday morning ?"
"Let's drive to Pets at Home, park across two spaces, and polish the car"





Also from Pets at Home - that is not a parking space, it is part of the access road. The car park was about 10% full at this time...


tricky360

391 posts

185 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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tricky360 said:
Most people would consider that perfectly acceptable.
More in than out.

thetapeworm

11,227 posts

239 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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The driver is in the car but its "parked" - it was there at least 10 minutes.




NervousEnergy

82 posts

71 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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Pupbelly

1,413 posts

129 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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thetapeworm said:
The driver is in the car but its "parked" - it was there at least 10 minutes.



See this quite a lot. The usual 'excuse' is the hazard lights are on, which basically means I've stopped like a dick but don't hoot because I have my hazard lights on!

RJH777

211 posts

42 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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Pupbelly said:
thetapeworm said:
The driver is in the car but its "parked" - it was there at least 10 minutes.



See this quite a lot. The usual 'excuse' is the hazard lights are on, which basically means I've stopped like a dick but don't hoot because I have my hazard lights on!
In our house we actually call hazards your dhead lights for this exact reason...

Pupbelly

1,413 posts

129 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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RJH777 said:
Pupbelly said:
thetapeworm said:
The driver is in the car but its "parked" - it was there at least 10 minutes.



See this quite a lot. The usual 'excuse' is the hazard lights are on, which basically means I've stopped like a dick but don't hoot because I have my hazard lights on!
In our house we actually call hazards your dhead lights for this exact reason...
laugh

rfsteel

711 posts

170 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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Not blocking the dropped kerb this time, though can't work out how they ended up having to park on the verge also