The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

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donkmeister

8,259 posts

101 months

Friday 5th April
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Old_Skool_Fool said:
So made the "mistake" of looking at the woman and holding my hands out in a "Wotdafuqudoing" gesture, at which point she opened the door and started the verbal abuse.
That was definitely a mistake.

I had similar with Millie Tant's less attractive sister when she nicked the P&C space I was waiting for, then jumped out with a kid who was 10-11 and was big/old enough that she was riding in the front.

It wasn't even directed AT her, just a "seriously?!" gesture for my own enjoyment. But she saw it and waddled over,. aggressively demanding to know why I'd done it. After realising she couldn't win the "because my child needs it" argument she went with "well, I'm pregnant". I resisted the temptation to respond "BUT YOU ARE SO VERY UGLY! HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!" or "How was I to know, you're really quite fat" and went with "I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were pregnant, fair enough." That should have been the end of it, even though my sister and Mrs D tell me it's only acceptable when about 8+ months pregnant (if this woman was pregnant she was about 12 hours pregnant). She waddled away, swearing and "mindyerroanbisniss"-ing.

Later she found me in the shop and called me an ahole, swearing at me when my toddler was right there with me and her own daughter was stood next to her. I did a very loud, very camp "Ooooh!! You kiss your daughter with that mouth?!" and never saw her after that...

Somewhere on Mumsnet or the Greggs Enthusiasts forum I bet the same story has been told with a very different account of events hehe

Dan Singh

882 posts

51 months

Saturday 6th April
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donkmeister said:
Old_Skool_Fool said:
So made the "mistake" of looking at the woman and holding my hands out in a "Wotdafuqudoing" gesture, at which point she opened the door and started the verbal abuse.
That was definitely a mistake.

I had similar with Millie Tant's less attractive sister when she nicked the P&C space I was waiting for, then jumped out with a kid who was 10-11 and was big/old enough that she was riding in the front.

It wasn't even directed AT her, just a "seriously?!" gesture for my own enjoyment. But she saw it and waddled over,. aggressively demanding to know why I'd done it. After realising she couldn't win the "because my child needs it" argument she went with "well, I'm pregnant". I resisted the temptation to respond "BUT YOU ARE SO VERY UGLY! HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!" or "How was I to know, you're really quite fat" and went with "I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were pregnant, fair enough." That should have been the end of it, even though my sister and Mrs D tell me it's only acceptable when about 8+ months pregnant (if this woman was pregnant she was about 12 hours pregnant). She waddled away, swearing and "mindyerroanbisniss"-ing.

Later she found me in the shop and called me an ahole, swearing at me when my toddler was right there with me and her own daughter was stood next to her. I did a very loud, very camp "Ooooh!! You kiss your daughter with that mouth?!" and never saw her after that...

Somewhere on Mumsnet or the Greggs Enthusiasts forum I bet the same story has been told with a very different account of events hehe
There seem to be increasing numbers of these stroppy fat slags these days.

Skyedriver

17,951 posts

283 months

Saturday 6th April
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Dan Singh said:
There seem to be increasing numbers of these stroppy fat slags these days.
And brain dead zombies.

thetapeworm

11,279 posts

240 months

Saturday 6th April
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In through the one way exit road then dumped it like this...


21st Century Man

40,978 posts

249 months

Saturday 6th April
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Someone flew into our Aldi the wrong way last week, having really cut the corner too, the car ahead of me had to brake and steer away, not a full on emergency stop or a swerve, but still. The car then ditched across the first two places.

We seem to be surrounded by utter scum on all sides.

Hackney

6,858 posts

209 months

Saturday 6th April
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Really easy to exit the junction thanks to this van.





It’s OK, they moved away from the junction later. rolleyes


donkmeister

8,259 posts

101 months

Saturday 6th April
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Dan Singh said:
There seem to be increasing numbers of these stroppy fat slags these days.
Cost of living pushing up the price of turkey twizzlers, blue pop and scratch cards...

Vipers

32,917 posts

229 months

Sunday 7th April
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21st Century Man said:
Someone flew into our Aldi the wrong way last week, having really cut the corner too, the car ahead of me had to brake and steer away, not a full on emergency stop or a swerve, but still. The car then ditched across the first two places.

We seem to be surrounded by utter scum on all sides.
Small town car park, last week, some driver shouting at me, "Its a one way system", to which I replied "I am only going one way", but honestly they resurfaced the car park about 4 years ago, and never repainted the arrows, so unless you used it then you wouldnt know, and assuming the other driver had, wonder why he never noticed there were no arrows not that you need it, a very small car park.



Rich Boy Spanner

1,342 posts

131 months

Sunday 7th April
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jamei303

3,005 posts

157 months

Sunday 7th April
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Vipers said:
Small town car park, last week, some driver shouting at me, "Its a one way system", to which I replied "I am only going one way", but honestly they resurfaced the car park about 4 years ago, and never repainted the arrows, so unless you used it then you wouldnt know, and assuming the other driver had, wonder why he never noticed there were no arrows not that you need it, a very small car park.
Car park arrows are only advisory in any case, they rarely have the required signs or Traffic Regulation Orders.

angrymotor

31 posts

7 months

Sunday 7th April
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Sixpackpert said:
Came back to my car after a day at Banham Zoo and was confronted with this lovely blue Focus ‘parked’. Car park was half full, loads of spaces but still chose to park it next to me. They couldn’t have got out the drivers door as there were no marks on my car from door or clothing!

Snap! I'm the yellow beemer...

donkmeister

8,259 posts

101 months

Sunday 7th April
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Vipers said:
Small town car park, last week, some driver shouting at me, "Its a one way system", to which I replied "I am only going one way", but honestly they resurfaced the car park about 4 years ago, and never repainted the arrows, so unless you used it then you wouldnt know, and assuming the other driver had, wonder why he never noticed there were no arrows not that you need it, a very small car park.
I had someone with popping out eyes shout "ONE WAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!" at me in a car park that I'm told has never, since it was built 30 years previously, been a one way. It's clearly a two way, just because you can do a lap doesn't change that. Everyone treats it as a two way and I've used it for nearly 20 years.

He was straddling both sides of the road and was upset that he had to take to his side to resolve the blockage he had created.

People who invent their own rules and then expect others to know and follow these rules are very strange people.

donkmeister

8,259 posts

101 months

Sunday 7th April
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angrymotor said:
Snap! I'm the yellow beemer...
Bet that colour makes it hard to find in a car park biglaugh

Seriously though, did you lose a bet or are you a screaming lunatic?



ETA as text doesn't really convey tone, I should add I'm very much in favour of interesting colours. With my current daily the factory choices for the UK were silver, solid navy blue, solid black or solid white. When silver is the "interesting" colour you really need to wonder who approved that list.

Edited by donkmeister on Sunday 7th April 20:39

andrew

9,975 posts

193 months

Sunday 7th April
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close the thread

Mammasaid

3,890 posts

98 months

Sunday 7th April
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andrew said:
close the thread
Temporary bridge, innit biggrin

ambuletz

10,776 posts

182 months

Monday 8th April
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Mammasaid said:
andrew said:
close the thread
Temporary bridge, innit biggrin
maybe if they close the back doors it'll say 'go hybridge' ?

ClaphamBoxS

331 posts

65 months

Monday 8th April
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Failed attempt to reenact The Italian Job? ….its alright lads i have a plan…..if we all move very slowly to the back…..

HTP99

22,630 posts

141 months

Monday 8th April
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ambuletz said:
Mammasaid said:
andrew said:
close the thread
Temporary bridge, innit biggrin
maybe if they close the back doors it'll say 'go hybridge' ?
Apart from being dropped in by a helicopter, I just can't work out how that is even possible.

Alex@POD

6,174 posts

216 months

Monday 8th April
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HTP99 said:
Apart from being dropped in by a helicopter, I just can't work out how that is even possible.
I thought similar so I had a look, the bus pushed a car into the river and used it as a step.

Link to news article

Kowalski655

14,686 posts

144 months

Monday 8th April
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Evel Kenieval moonlighting as a bud driver