The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

[Liquid Knight]

Classic car auction at King's Lynn today.



This guy had to wheelie it along the road because the footpaths were completely blocked by twunts.



PoS Golf parked across someone driveway...



...much to their dismay.

[Brads67]

So describing people you don`t know as a prick is ok but fat retard is not ?
And if you are older than 50 I would expect you to know that having respect for other peoples property was to be expected, but maybe not as you think damaging a car because your in a bad mood is OK.

Excellent, Have a look at yourself mate.

[Brads67]

DoubleD said:

All you have said is that you would park else where.
But where? All car parks capacity would be halved. Would you be happy to just go home because you cant park anywhere?

Carparks tend to have road running to them past them or near them, I park on them. I won`t go into a mobbed carpark for all the reasons I`ve explained already.
I also avoid busy times at shopping centres etc if I`m forced to go there at all.

[Jimi.K.]

Brads67 said:

DoubleD said:

All you have said is that you would park else where.
But where? All car parks capacity would be halved. Would you be happy to just go home because you cant park anywhere?

Carparks tend to have road running to them past them or near them, I park on them. I won`t go into a mobbed carpark for all the reasons I`ve explained already.
I also avoid busy times at shopping centres etc if I`m forced to go there at all.

Maybe it's time to get a second car that you're not so protective of

[Brads67]

Why?

I have an old pickup and a trash landrover, but disrespect is disrespect right ?

I should buy an stter to allow people to smash the doors against it, or park trolleys against it, or bang their crappy flatpacks against it, or allow their disrespectful children scratch, ding dent or otherwise destroy it.?

I refuse to park in disabled bays, thats just wrong, as is blocking people, parking on pavements or in front of exits, or the middle of roads. I park elsewhere if it`s mobbed, but if there are plenty spaces, I will use 2. And I`m the tt ! lol.

And there are people on this thread who advocate wrecking a car because they don`t like the way it`s parked ! haha.

[technodup]

Brads67 said:

So describing people you don`t know as a prick is ok but fat retard is not ?

You've come on a bad parking thread boasting about your bad and inconsiderate parking. I'm calling you a prick because you're acting like one. You're calling people fat retards with no basis.

Brads67 said:

And if you are older than 50

I'm a lot younger than 50.

Brads67 said:

but maybe not as you think damaging a car because your in a bad mood is OK.

I wouldn't be in a bad mood, you would be. I'd be pissing myself.

Like I said, the karma will get you, not me.

[Escort3500]

I’ve got 2 cars. The daily is a 13 year old snotter, though in reasonable condition. If it gets dinged/scratched etc in a parking lot it’s no tragedy. A bit annoying, yes, but these things happen in our modern don’t-give-a-st society.

The others my p&j. Very good condition for an 11 year old car etc. And it would royally
piss me off if it got damaged in a car park. Do I take up 2 spaces with it? No, I just park elsewhere, where it’s far less likely to get damaged, and walk to my destination. Straddling 2 spaces is plain arrogant and inconsiderate.

[Travs]

From the Haslemere Rants Facebook page

[thebigmacmoomin]

Travs said:

From the Haslemere Rants Facebook page

Thats been doing the rounds for years

[MrGTI6]

Brads67 said:

as a rule I use 2 spaces

Surely your car is more likely to be damaged when someone takes exception to your inability to park correctly.

If a car park has marked bays, then you are to park within one of them. If you're unable to do something as simple as that, then stop being such an inconsiderate tt and catch the bus.

And while you're at it don't take up two seats.

[Travs]

thebigmacmoomin said:

Thats been doing the rounds for years

Bugger!!!

[Muddle238]

Brads67 said:

Nope. learned my lesson
If it`s mobbed I park elsewhere , avoid, or don`t go.

If I do though, as a rule I use 2 spaces and deal with other folks st with blind indifference.

I purposely park my snotter as close as possible against those who have taken two spaces deliberately. Usually about 1" from their drivers door.

I consider taking two spaces a pretty scummy thing to do, given the opportunity I have no issue in giving those who are selfish a bit of karma.

[Greshamst]

No idea!

[MrGTI6]

Muddle238 said:

Brads67 said:

Nope. learned my lesson
If it`s mobbed I park elsewhere , avoid, or don`t go.

If I do though, as a rule I use 2 spaces and deal with other folks st with blind indifference.

I purposely park my snotter as close as possible against those who have taken two spaces deliberately. Usually about 1" from their drivers door.

I consider taking two spaces a pretty scummy thing to do, given the opportunity I have no issue in giving those who are selfish a bit of karma.

Same here. If you don't have to fold their mirrors in, you're not doing it right.

[nonsequitur]

Greshamst said:

No idea!

Shame on a Jazzer. No rear parking camera, obviously.

[Muddle238]

MrGTI6 said:

Same here. If you don't have to fold their mirrors in, you're not doing it right.

[Sticks.]

Liquid Knight said:

Classic car auction at King's Lynn today.



This guy had to wheelie it along the road because the footpaths were completely blocked by twunts.

Almost normal these days unfortunately. I suspect the new pavement parking fines will be as effective as the mobile phone penalties, unless councils look at them as an income stream.

[anonymous-user]

Does this count:



Parked on the squiff - check
Taking up 3 bays - check
Hanging over the access road - check


Bloody in-considerate if you ask me....

[Muddle238]

Max_Torque said:

Does this count:



Parked on the squiff - check
Taking up 3 bays - check
Hanging over the access road - check


Bloody in-considerate if you ask me....

That's not parked, that's just abandoned. Not showing as having a valid MOT either....

[AlexRS2782]

Muddle238 said:

I purposely park my snotter as close as possible against those who have taken two spaces deliberately. Usually about 1" from their drivers door.

I consider taking two spaces a pretty scummy thing to do, given the opportunity I have no issue in giving those who are selfish a bit of karma.

I did that a few years ago back when i had my Saxo VTS. It was completely stripped out and i wasn't fussed about the bodywork so when i arrived at the hospital car park for my appointment and found some anus in his RRS had dumped himself overhanging into the neighbouring space, i took pleasure in positioning myself right next to him leaving about 2" from the driver side.

Didn't bother me as i just exited the Saxo via the passenger door - nice and easy when there's no passenger seat to straddle over