The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

[MartG]

On zigzags at school kicking out time

[Vipers]

CanAm said:

Vipers said:

But it's not a crowded estate, she pulled up about a minute before I took the pic, stayed about an hour or so, still nothing else on the road, so no excuse.

Alternatively, from the look of it, she could have easily parked a couple of feet further onto the drive.

Spot on. We have a couple of neighbours around with mobility scooters as well, and the person being visited must know that as well.......

[Vipers]

Chromegrill said:

Hey darlings, I'll just park across the exit to a roundabout. Won't take long to take you into school. Rats, a copper just noticed and he's giving me a ticket.

Yes it really did happen, and yes it happened in Birmingham. Another thread winner?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-4...

Good. Irresponsible twunts.

[BenjiS]

Vipers said:

Chromegrill said:

Hey darlings, I'll just park across the exit to a roundabout. Won't take long to take you into school. Rats, a copper just noticed and he's giving me a ticket.

Yes it really did happen, and yes it happened in Birmingham. Another thread winner?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-4...

Good. Irresponsible twunts.

Whilst dumb, this is the roundabout exit. I wonder what they actually ticketed for? It actually looks like a brief "pull out of the way of traffic on the island, and let someone jump out"

[MartG]

[HTP99]

Was there for a couple of days.

[Vipers]

BenjiS said:

Whilst dumb, this is the roundabout exit. I wonder what they actually ticketed for? It actually looks like a brief "pull out of the way of traffic on the island, and let someone jump out"

The link to the paper did say she was PARKED, didnt say she was pulled in to let someone "jump out" in which case the door would be shut, or the kid who jumped out would be in the pic.

School runs and women are notorious for parking on DYL's, zigzags, and in this instance blocking en exit, let the fekkers out down the road, aint rocket science.

When looking at the preview, I wondered why the word "shut" was censored, on checking I had mistyped shut and used an "i" in place of a "u".

Looking on google maps, she could have taken the left past the entrance to the school, and just around the corner is a small car park both sides of the roads, and lots of other places to stop to let the little churbs out, oh hang on though, that means they have to WALK to school...

Edited by Vipers on Wednesday 30th January 14:58

[MartG]

Another two at school chucking out time

[MartG]

And a corker from Cyprus

[nonsequitur]

MartG said:

And a corker from Cyprus

Well at least they ARE stopped.

[MartG]

[BenjiS]

MartG said:

Driver is obviously a DJ.

[Vipers]

Precision parking at its best, got that white line smack in line with the VW badge

Then again, a prize DH.

[Liquid Knight]

Two threads unite. Bad Parking and Knob

Bad parking facing oncoming traffic at night...



...Knob for having their lights on so it's impossible to see past them.

[sparks_E46]

My car could end up on here as I deliberately park over two spaces where I live much to the annoyance of other drivers. Unfortunately they don’t seem to understand that both of them belong to me, as in they are part of my property, and I don’t like people parking in them!

[SilverHarrier]

[Vipers]

sparks_E46 said:

My car could end up on here as I deliberately park over two spaces where I live much to the annoyance of other drivers. Unfortunately they don’t seem to understand that both of them belong to me, as in they are part of my property, and I don’t like people parking in them!

You mean people would park in one of your spaces without permission, twunts spring to mind.

Good on you. If you don't have two cars can you not rent one out?

[sparks_E46]

Vipers said:

sparks_E46 said:

My car could end up on here as I deliberately park over two spaces where I live much to the annoyance of other drivers. Unfortunately they don’t seem to understand that both of them belong to me, as in they are part of my property, and I don’t like people parking in them!

You mean people would park in one of your spaces without permission, twunts spring to mind.

Good on you. If you don't have two cars can you not rent one out?

We have one car currently, however we have frequent visitors and parking around here is tight! Everyone who lives here knows where they are meant to park. It’s a new estate, but already some are just doing whatever they like.

[MartG]

[Sticks.]

MartG said:

Been playing too much Scalextric.