The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

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Jag_NE

2,993 posts

101 months

Saturday 6th April 2019
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Cliftonite said:
Jag_NE said:
The standard of parking at my kids school is bad. They started sending people to issue tickets but because they seem to dither over the ticket nobody ends up getting one. Can’t understand why it’s a quick photo, ticket on screen, do the admin after.

Sorry - double post not intended!
You do know you can delete one?

Do that, and I'll remove this post!

smile
Done, I think! Thanks for the education sir!

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Saturday 6th April 2019
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BrewsterBear said:


That's parked and was there for some time. I managed to squeeze the Aston through. A Sprinter/Transit would have struggled and a fire engine would not have managed. How people can walk away from something like that and think it's fine is beyond me.
Winner of the unrelated 'my Aston' award for this week.drivinghehedriving

MartG

20,693 posts

205 months

Saturday 6th April 2019
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Yes, it's 'parked'


BrewsterBear

1,507 posts

193 months

Saturday 6th April 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Winner of the unrelated 'my Aston' award for this week.drivinghehedriving
But my classic 911 would have easily fit through the gap.

Cliftonite

8,412 posts

139 months

Sunday 7th April 2019
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Jag_NE said:
Done, I think! Thanks for the education sir!
I have removed my post, as promised. But you have repeated your original one again in your reply to me!

smile



Nickyboy

6,700 posts

235 months

Sunday 7th April 2019
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Liquid Knight said:
Two of the four regulars who park in this junction...



...they have parking provided at the back of their houses...



...it must be full out back. Benefit of doubt and all that...



...nope they're just censoredcensoredrolleyes
Never mind that, why the fk have you got a cow and what looks like ducks on your dashboardlaughlaughlaugh

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Sunday 7th April 2019
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BrewsterBear said:
nonsequitur said:
Winner of the unrelated 'my Aston' award for this week.drivinghehedriving
But my classic 911 would have easily fit through the gap.
Winner...

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Sunday 7th April 2019
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Nickyboy said:
Never mind that, why the fk have you got a cow and what looks like ducks on your dashboardlaughlaughlaugh
I drive my elderly mother around. She has Alzheimer's, is going blind and doesn't like strange cars. She knows she's in my car because of Silly Moo and the Chicks.

Edited by Liquid Knight on Sunday 7th April 11:07

vikingaero

10,379 posts

170 months

Sunday 7th April 2019
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Vipers said:
What can one do when the car park is chokka, and I have some important shopping to do in ASDA laugh


That's a perfect space in front of the red Howdi - end of bay, hatched area, you could get your doors properly open to haul your lardy fat entitled arris out. Plus you could reverse in and use the hatched area for the trolley.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Sunday 7th April 2019
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vikingaero said:
That's a perfect space in front of the red Howdi - end of bay, hatched area, you could get your doors properly open to haul your lardy fat entitled arris out. Plus you could reverse in and use the hatched area for the trolley.
Far too complicated. Parked where he is: Stop and get out.


Nickyboy

6,700 posts

235 months

Sunday 7th April 2019
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Liquid Knight said:
I drive my elderly mother around. She has Alzheimer's, is going blind and doesn't like strange cars. She knows she's in my car because of Silly Moo and the Chicks.

Edited by Liquid Knight on Sunday 7th April 11:07
That makes a lot more sense smile

PF62

3,656 posts

174 months

Monday 8th April 2019
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It wasn't the st parking that made me laugh -



It was the comment from the cyclist who took the photo and sent it to the newspaper -

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-ne...

"There was a car parked in the middle of the path. Literally right in the middle. I wasn’t happy when I couldn’t get through or past it on my bike."

Cycling on a pavement next to a cycle path - only in Cambridge.

Bear-n

1,617 posts

83 months

Monday 8th April 2019
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Rate my photo.

In Aldi to pick up some bargains, suspect Lease V90 in background and in W.Yorks so all cars were probably stolen 5 minutes later.





Killer2005

19,656 posts

229 months

Monday 8th April 2019
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This Evo VI TME at a local retail park. Spaces were available to my left but the owner couldn't get too far away from the Greggs.


Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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White van on the apex of a blind bend.
Nando grey Skoda with dented doors (can't think how) blocking a driveway just after a blind bend.
Resale white pretend cross over Corsa Popemobile thing blocking a junction on a blind bend.

I should apply to the Council as a parking enforcement officer. I'll solve the budget deficit in a week.

herewego

8,814 posts

214 months

Tuesday 9th April 2019
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PF62 said:
It wasn't the st parking that made me laugh -



It was the comment from the cyclist who took the photo and sent it to the newspaper -

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-ne...

"There was a car parked in the middle of the path. Literally right in the middle. I wasn’t happy when I couldn’t get through or past it on my bike."

Cycling on a pavement next to a cycle path - only in Cambridge.
When two morons meet.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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This has parked on this corner,leading onto a dual carriageway at least 3 times ,sometimes facing in the other direction.
Not the best place is it.
He's parked outside house down the street and got a note on the windscreen asking not to do so due to poor visibility reversing onto the street.
I would have taken a second pic but phone battery went flat.

Somebody

1,192 posts

84 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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Double yellow lines ignored by church goers as God has given them immunity.......


nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Friday 12th April 2019
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Somebody said:
Double yellow lines ignored by church goers as God has given them immunity.......

The Lord parks in mysterious ways.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 12th April 2019
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nonsequitur said:
The Lord parks in mysterious ways.
Is that the name of the road ?