The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

[Hol]

Mr lestat said:

WhyNotEh said:

I'm sick of leaving my car in a car park (work, Tesco etc) only to come back and see a POS parked millimetres away (often at angle, overhanging the dividing line). A few weeks ago somebody damaged my car at work, presumably by opening their door into mine (large indent down to the metal).

Is there anything legal preventing me from leaving them a little surprise stuck to the windscreen/driver's window? Something similar in appearance to a parking ticket, but with my own personal message - something along the lines of "Nice parking, fkwit. Learn to fking park between the lines or hand in your licence" - which would cause great inconvenience to remove.

I wouldn’t have thought there was any legal issues no.

Are either of these what you had in mind?

[Tenfourzero]

More cul-de-sac fun and games

[Tenfourzero]

Same again, just 2 from this morning, both gone to neighbours with full drives. Don't mind me dear.

[foxbody-87]

Well what can we say about this one

[nonsequitur]

thetapeworm said:

Chinese food comes before parking properly.

Sweet and Sour Park.

[Ar63]

On a not so busy Friday afternoon, with tons of spaces.

Noticed as I was driving away the Auris set up camp over the lines as well

[jeffreywoodham]

james-witton said:

Oh but I do. That was called a joke.

A joke? You must be joking.

[james-witton]

jeffreywoodham said:

james-witton said:

Oh but I do. That was called a joke.

A joke? You must be joking.

I never joke about my work 007.

[ashleyman]

Tenfourzero said:

More cul-de-sac fun and games

Not only are they 8ft from the kerb can they not see the 2 big driveways in front of them?

Looks like a horrible close for parking and driving - tiny roads, the van and white car on the corner, no pavements, no road markings, the silver car is too big for it's driveway. My in-laws live in a culture-de-sac like this and I couldn't live there, it would drive me mental. They also live on a corner but thankfully never get blocked in except when we visit.

[Tenfourzero]

ashleyman said:

Tenfourzero said:

More cul-de-sac fun and games

Not only are they 8ft from the kerb can they not see the 2 big driveways in front of them?

Looks like a horrible close for parking and driving - tiny roads, the van and white car on the corner, no pavements, no road markings, the silver car is too big for it's driveway. My in-laws live in a culture-de-sac like this and I couldn't live there, it would drive me mental. They also live on a corner but thankfully never get blocked in except when we visit.

There are pavements under some of the cars lower down and the top bit is a turning circle which is constantly blocked by 2 cars on 1 car drives. Has got far worse over the last few years. Keep snapping to try and get the council to double yellow it, regularly down the centre of the road with the baby buggy as that's the only place to go, at least its very quiet for moving traffic with only 14 houses.

[nonsequitur]

Tenfourzero said:

nonsequitur said:

Tenfourzero said:

One time at band camp.
.

That sounded promising for a moment...

Just for you..... One time at band camp Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

I was thinking more ' American Pie '.

[nonsequitur]

james-witton said:

jeffreywoodham said:

james-witton said:

Oh but I do. That was called a joke.

A joke? You must be joking.

I never joke about my work 007.

Take cover! They are still calling them 'Bond Girls'

[Tenfourzero]

nonsequitur said:

Tenfourzero said:

nonsequitur said:

Tenfourzero said:

One time at band camp.
.

That sounded promising for a moment...

Just for you..... One time at band camp Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

I was thinking more ' American Pie '.

Yeah I know. I could start stuffing trumpets up the offending exhaust pipes, at least I'd know when they move again.

[herewego]

Tenfourzero said:

Same again, just 2 from this morning, both gone to neighbours with full drives. Don't mind me dear.

That seems to be an odd way round for you and your neighbour to leave your bins for collection.

[Tenfourzero]

herewego said:

Tenfourzero said:

Same again, just 2 from this morning, both gone to neighbours with full drives. Don't mind me dear.

That seems to be an odd way round for you and your neighbour to leave your bins for collection.

Was still putting stuff in mine from the bins around the house, the bad bin parking thread must be due.

[anonymous-user]

You could say really st unnecessary parking costs lives ??? For the "think of the children" brigade on here.

Bunch of pics leading up to incident in the Daily fail link caused by a number of things coming together started by dumbass parking, positioning of vehicles relative to crossing and lights etc. I don't suppose Booker the Astra driver still considers he did wrong.



https://mol.im/a/6960099

[MrGTI6]

Tenfourzero said:

Same again, just 2 from this morning, both gone to neighbours with full drives. Don't mind me dear.

You should invest in an old 4x4 with a bull-bar. Keep it in the drive and when someone blocks your drive, they'll return to find their car smashed up in the middle of the road. They'd soon get the message!

[DoubleD]

MrGTI6 said:

Tenfourzero said:

Same again, just 2 from this morning, both gone to neighbours with full drives. Don't mind me dear.

You should invest in an old 4x4 with a bull-bar. Keep it in the drive and when someone blocks your drive, they'll return to find their car smashed up in the middle of the road. They'd soon get the message!

I love PH for stuff like this ha ha. Im sure he will do that.

[Tenfourzero]

DoubleD said:

MrGTI6 said:

Tenfourzero said:

Same again, just 2 from this morning, both gone to neighbours with full drives. Don't mind me dear.

You should invest in an old 4x4 with a bull-bar. Keep it in the drive and when someone blocks your drive, they'll return to find their car smashed up in the middle of the road. They'd soon get the message!

I love PH for stuff like this ha ha. Im sure he will do that.

This is middle class suburbia don't you know.... I'll just lease an suv and then come on here in 3 years time asking about panel damage on a return.

[nonsequitur]

foxbody-87 said:

Well what can we say about this one

A back to front Greggs sign?