The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

[ColdoRS]

No excuse.

[lcs_turbo]

This is “parked”
The road was only slightly busier than this when he parked
He does this EVERY. fkING.DAY.

[Chromegrill]

Hackney said:

Parking on junctions is a thing round here.

One of those is epic but I can't work out which of the two is actually parked.

[Richie C]

[DoubleD]

Richie C said:

Is that a gate then? Just wondering why you shouldnt park there.

[CLX]

Parking's OK, but seem to have forgotten something! ...

[Fastdruid]

Stolen from elsewhere

[BenjiS]

Must have been in a hurry for his dinner dinner dinner dinner.

[Gweeds]

Apparently the 6 available spaces 15ft to the left, and the empty road 10ft to the right were too much effort. So just pop it by the dropped kerb for wheelchair/pushchairs love.

[DoubleD]

Fastdruid said:

Stolen from elsewhere

Emergency services can park where they like IMO

[Vipers]

Gweeds said:

Apparently the 6 available spaces 15ft to the left, and the empty road 10ft to the right were too much effort. So just pop it by the dropped kerb for wheelchair/pushchairs love.

Often see that at my local shop, dropped kerb and DYL’s because it’s directly opposite shop door. There is even a car park behind the shop.

[Teebs]

Moron

[Frank7]

Teebs said:

Moron

There are no doubt thousands of them that are driven okay, but I tend
to expect moronic behaviour from drivers of pick up trucks.

[Escort3500]

[rjg48]

Frank7 said:

james_TW said:

Bad parking and crap plate

Should have a printed sign below the plate;
PROUD TO BE A PRAT.

Tesla owners can clearly park where they like because they are Special People.

[Hackney]

Chromegrill said:

Hackney said:

Parking on junctions is a thing round here.

One of those is epic but I can't work out which of the two is actually parked.

To be honest, neither would surprise me around here, but it's actually the black van.

Not sure if you can see the markings there but the junction is laid out really badly. The 'centre' line marking is actually about 2/3 of the way across the junction.

[FreeLitres]

Bobberoo99 said:

Yesterday at the Locks Heath centre, yes it has a blue badge in the windscreen, and I know I'm going to take some st over this, but, just how does someone who's disabled get in and out of a low slung sports car like that?
Anyway it's badly parked!!

A few years back, there was a guy that turned up at the gym with a new 911 and parked right outside the front door in the disabled space. The first time I saw him park up I thought - cheeky sod, taking a disabled bay to avoid door dings.

As I was walking by, I saw him get out of the car and grab his crutches. He only had 1 leg!

[V6XF]

Escort3500 said:

Has somebody drawn Edvard Munch's "Scream" in the back window?

[Olas]

[quote=lcs_turbo]This is “parked”
The road was only slightly busier than this when he parked
He does this EVERY. fkING.DAY.

Rule 243 of the Highway Code states you must not park opposite or within 10 metres (32 feet) of a junction, except in an authorised parking space.

When the Highway Code says "must" it is mandatory in law. Report it every time you see it.

[james_TW]

Gotta protect my car..


Oh. Too late...