The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

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thetapeworm

11,234 posts

239 months

Tuesday 21st April 2020
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OlonMusky

708 posts

54 months

Tuesday 21st April 2020
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thetapeworm said:
They are on duty, you can see them working in the background.

thetapeworm

11,234 posts

239 months

Tuesday 21st April 2020
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OlonMusky said:
thetapeworm said:
They are on duty, you can see them working in the background.
Are you suggesting Royal Mail are the ones digging up the road?

Oddly the van went but the chaps working in the background didn't, was it stolen? They didn't seem worried.



Edited by thetapeworm on Tuesday 21st April 13:42

Gad-Westy

14,570 posts

213 months

Tuesday 21st April 2020
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thetapeworm said:
I once got 3 points for that. I stopped just past a pedestrian crossing outside a pub to drop a pal off. 10pm ish and nobody around..... except a police car over looking the scene from a nearby car park. He stuck his blue lights on and started moving forward and I genuinely thought they were responding to a call so I stayed still as I didn't want to impede the exit of the car park. Except they pulled up in front of me and read me the riot act. Not much I could do about it as rules are rules but I do remember it seemingly extremely harsh at the time. Also a bit weird that they wouldn't let me move my car out of the way before getting into their own. Still a little bitter 20 years on! What really annoys me is how often I now notice exactly the same thing happening on busy streets in broad daylight and nobody bats an eyelid.

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

213 months

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 25th April 2020
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Really selfish and look at the state of those calipers!

stongle

5,910 posts

162 months

Saturday 25th April 2020
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Alan535 said:
Really selfish and look at the state of those calipers!
And contender for crap numberplates thread? wink

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 26th April 2020
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Parked in the usual "AMG" style. A typical mouth breather left the car

jamei303

3,004 posts

156 months

Sunday 26th April 2020
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Gad-Westy said:
I once got 3 points for that. I stopped just past a pedestrian crossing outside a pub to drop a pal off. 10pm ish and nobody around..... except a police car over looking the scene from a nearby car park. He stuck his blue lights on and started moving forward and I genuinely thought they were responding to a call so I stayed still as I didn't want to impede the exit of the car park. Except they pulled up in front of me and read me the riot act. Not much I could do about it as rules are rules but I do remember it seemingly extremely harsh at the time. Also a bit weird that they wouldn't let me move my car out of the way before getting into their own. Still a little bitter 20 years on! What really annoys me is how often I now notice exactly the same thing happening on busy streets in broad daylight and nobody bats an eyelid.
It's three points for the zigzags on the approach, but only a fine for the zigzags afterwards, so if you did as the picture shows then you should feel bitter.

Shermanator

549 posts

75 months

Sunday 26th April 2020
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I'm normally not one to gripe about parking, I'm not bothered so long as you aren't royally taken the piss. However, the ice cream van that visited my area this morning did annoy me:

1. What is he doing out? I get they are a business and need to work to survive but are they really going to get business? And how do you follow social distancing?
2. He is parked partly on the curb and over a junction. The serving window is actually higher up than if he left the wheel off the curb!


SistersofPercy

3,355 posts

166 months

Sunday 26th April 2020
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Shermanator said:
I'm normally not one to gripe about parking, I'm not bothered so long as you aren't royally taken the piss. However, the ice cream van that visited my area this morning did annoy me:

1. What is he doing out? I get they are a business and need to work to survive but are they really going to get business? And how do you follow social distancing?
2. He is parked partly on the curb and over a junction. The serving window is actually higher up than if he left the wheel off the curb!

Drugs don't deal themselves you know wink

Round here the excuse is 'it's also a shop van'.

Flumpo

3,751 posts

73 months

Sunday 26th April 2020
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Sat in the car bored, spotted this.

2m innit bruv:



To be fair, not many people about, but still.

Triumph Man

8,693 posts

168 months

Sunday 26th April 2020
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Shermanator said:
I'm normally not one to gripe about parking, I'm not bothered so long as you aren't royally taken the piss. However, the ice cream van that visited my area this morning did annoy me:

1. What is he doing out? I get they are a business and need to work to survive but are they really going to get business? And how do you follow social distancing?
2. He is parked partly on the curb and over a junction. The serving window is actually higher up than if he left the wheel off the curb!

There’s an ice cream van that comes around our way in winter time, in the dark. It can only be a weed wagon.

WarrenB

2,415 posts

118 months

Sunday 26th April 2020
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Triumph Man said:
There’s an ice cream van that comes around our way in winter time, in the dark. It can only be a weed wagon.
We used to have one like that. He'd quickly drive off if anyone other than the not so pleasant previous tenant of a house down the street ventured near though.

jamei303

3,004 posts

156 months

Monday 27th April 2020
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Shermanator said:
I'm normally not one to gripe about parking, I'm not bothered so long as you aren't royally taken the piss. However, the ice cream van that visited my area this morning did annoy me:

1. What is he doing out? I get they are a business and need to work to survive but are they really going to get business? And how do you follow social distancing?
2. He is parked partly on the curb and over a junction. The serving window is actually higher up than if he left the wheel off the curb!

First ice cream van I've seen that is less than twenty years old.

MartG

20,683 posts

204 months

Monday 27th April 2020
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Flumpo said:
Sat in the car bored, spotted this.

2m innit bruv:



To be fair, not many people about, but still.
All those empty spaces and they had to park next to another car

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

151 months

Monday 27th April 2020
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Triumph Man said:
There’s an ice cream van that comes around our way in winter time, in the dark. It can only be a weed wagon.
A friend of mine went to uni in Liverpool and had never heard of ice cream vans delivering drugs. Once in the middle of winter one turned up on his street. He decided to treat himself so went to get one. He was delighted that everyone else in the queue stood aside so they could sell him what was probably quite an old ice lolly and they could then get on with their business.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 27th April 2020
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Rostfritt said:
Triumph Man said:
There’s an ice cream van that comes around our way in winter time, in the dark. It can only be a weed wagon.
A friend of mine went to uni in Liverpool and had never heard of ice cream vans delivering drugs. Once in the middle of winter one turned up on his street. He decided to treat himself so went to get one. He was delighted that everyone else in the queue stood aside so they could sell him what was probably quite an old ice lolly and they could then get on with their business.
As someone who has been shielded from most of lifes seedier side; this was genuinely news to me too. I'd have rocked up with the kids in toe to get a 99 with flake each, probably getting a reputation as being a real bad ass in the process for taking the kids with me to get a fix.

Bluedot

3,593 posts

107 months

Tuesday 28th April 2020
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MikeStroud said:
Rostfritt said:
Triumph Man said:
There’s an ice cream van that comes around our way in winter time, in the dark. It can only be a weed wagon.
A friend of mine went to uni in Liverpool and had never heard of ice cream vans delivering drugs. Once in the middle of winter one turned up on his street. He decided to treat himself so went to get one. He was delighted that everyone else in the queue stood aside so they could sell him what was probably quite an old ice lolly and they could then get on with their business.
As someone who has been shielded from most of lifes seedier side; this was genuinely news to me too. I'd have rocked up with the kids in toe to get a 99 with flake each, probably getting a reputation as being a real bad ass in the process for taking the kids with me to get a fix.
I've always thought it was a bit of an urban myth, I mean it's hardly inconspicuous is it, an ice cream van in the dark in the middle of winter hehe

Escort3500

11,914 posts

145 months

Tuesday 28th April 2020
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Bluedot said:
MikeStroud said:
Rostfritt said:
Triumph Man said:
There’s an ice cream van that comes around our way in winter time, in the dark. It can only be a weed wagon.
A friend of mine went to uni in Liverpool and had never heard of ice cream vans delivering drugs. Once in the middle of winter one turned up on his street. He decided to treat himself so went to get one. He was delighted that everyone else in the queue stood aside so they could sell him what was probably quite an old ice lolly and they could then get on with their business.
As someone who has been shielded from most of lifes seedier side; this was genuinely news to me too. I'd have rocked up with the kids in toe to get a 99 with flake each, probably getting a reputation as being a real bad ass in the process for taking the kids with me to get a fix.
I've always thought it was a bit of an urban myth, I mean it's hardly inconspicuous is it, an ice cream van in the dark in the middle of winter hehe
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