The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

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DoubleD

22,154 posts

109 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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Vandalism isnt the answer.

Mr lestat

4,318 posts

191 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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Osinjak said:
The only 'enlightening' thing you've revealed is your slackjawed mouthbreathing solution to crap parking - criminal damage. Nice one, brains.

Jog on.
Perhaps we should all have an almond latte and discuss their bad parking over a piece of granola toast. This only shows your woke snowflake approach to life.

Sod off

Osinjak

5,453 posts

122 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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Mr lestat said:
Osinjak said:
The only 'enlightening' thing you've revealed is your slackjawed mouthbreathing solution to crap parking - criminal damage. Nice one, brains.

Jog on.
Perhaps we should all have an almond latte and discuss their bad parking over a piece of granola toast. This only shows your woke snowflake approach to life.

Sod off
laugh

You really haven't got a clue, have you?

What a clown.

laughlaugh

DoubleD

22,154 posts

109 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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Mr lestat said:
Osinjak said:
The only 'enlightening' thing you've revealed is your slackjawed mouthbreathing solution to crap parking - criminal damage. Nice one, brains.

Jog on.
Perhaps we should all have an almond latte and discuss their bad parking over a piece of granola toast. This only shows your woke snowflake approach to life.

Sod off
You being a vandal doesn't make him woke

Mr lestat

4,318 posts

191 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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DoubleD said:
Mr lestat said:
Osinjak said:
The only 'enlightening' thing you've revealed is your slackjawed mouthbreathing solution to crap parking - criminal damage. Nice one, brains.

Jog on.
Perhaps we should all have an almond latte and discuss their bad parking over a piece of granola toast. This only shows your woke snowflake approach to life.

Sod off
You being a vandal doesn't make him woke
If you actually read my post I never said that I had done that.
Are you being offended on his behalf, very 2020 of you

DoubleD

22,154 posts

109 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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Mr lestat said:
DoubleD said:
Mr lestat said:
Osinjak said:
The only 'enlightening' thing you've revealed is your slackjawed mouthbreathing solution to crap parking - criminal damage. Nice one, brains.

Jog on.
Perhaps we should all have an almond latte and discuss their bad parking over a piece of granola toast. This only shows your woke snowflake approach to life.

Sod off
You being a vandal doesn't make him woke
If you actually read my post I never said that I had done that.
Are you being offended on his behalf, very 2020 of you
No, I just dislike vandals.

Mr lestat

4,318 posts

191 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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Osinjak said:
Mr lestat said:
Osinjak said:
The only 'enlightening' thing you've revealed is your slackjawed mouthbreathing solution to crap parking - criminal damage. Nice one, brains.

Jog on.
Perhaps we should all have an almond latte and discuss their bad parking over a piece of granola toast. This only shows your woke snowflake approach to life.

Sod off
laugh

You really haven't got a clue, have you?

What a clown.

laughlaugh
You still here dicksplash doh ok

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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Mr lestat said:
Osinjak said:
The only 'enlightening' thing you've revealed is your slackjawed mouthbreathing solution to crap parking - criminal damage. Nice one, brains.

Jog on.
Perhaps we should all have an almond latte and discuss their bad parking over a piece of granola toast. This only shows your woke snowflake approach to life.

Sod off
I’m inclined to think that it shows his abhorrence for knuckle dragging chav behaviour.
You can sod off to my place for a chat, plus decent coffee, or perhaps top shelf vodka Osinjak,
I also would not support wilful criminal damage.

Osinjak

5,453 posts

122 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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Frank7 said:
I’m inclined to think that it shows his abhorrence for knuckle dragging chav behaviour.
You can sod off to my place for a chat, plus decent coffee, or perhaps top shelf vodka Osinjak,
I also would not support wilful criminal damage.
He's probably mashing his spittle-flecked keyboard with his fat tattooed digits (one at a time mind) whilst necking a six pack of Stella. fk him and the lowered Corsa he rode in on.

Mr lestat

4,318 posts

191 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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Osinjak said:
Frank7 said:
I’m inclined to think that it shows his abhorrence for knuckle dragging chav behaviour.
You can sod off to my place for a chat, plus decent coffee, or perhaps top shelf vodka Osinjak,
I also would not support wilful criminal damage.
He's probably mashing his spittle-flecked keyboard with his fat tattooed digits (one at a time mind) whilst necking a six pack of Stella. fk him and the lowered Corsa he rode in on.
Totally wrong, but hey go for it

budgie smuggler

5,392 posts

160 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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I don't know who was here first, and I know it's a minor mistake but my god this is annoying:



It might look wide enough for a car in this photo, but it's not, our Cactus would not fit in the gap let alone be able to open the doors.
There were about 4 or 5 spaces wasted like this in a very busy car park.

PF62

3,659 posts

174 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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DoubleD said:
Vandalism isnt the answer.
I have no time for morons who vandalise cars.

But if you choose to act like a selfish by parking on the pavement so completely blocking it, then I have no sympathy at all if that attracts the attention of a moron.

DoubleD

22,154 posts

109 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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PF62 said:
DoubleD said:
Vandalism isnt the answer.
I have no time for morons who vandalise cars.

But if you choose to act like a selfish by parking on the pavement so completely blocking it, then I have no sympathy at all if that attracts the attention of a moron.
I agree.

Gad-Westy

14,578 posts

214 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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Red9zero said:
Vipers said:
Just about every visitor my neighbour gets they insist on parking like this, never any cars on the road either, I feel for our neighbour with a mobility scooter.

I just can't fathom the mentality.



We have neighbours whose visitors do the same. Very odd and very annoying !
There is a house on our street where the daughter does this all the time. The drive is short enough that the rear wheels are actually on the road. They almost always have a van parked perpendicularly next to it on the pavement too so to get past on foot you have to walk past both on the road. It's a quiet street so not the end of the world but have some pride people! How can you feel okay about leaving a car like that?

They have a fourth car as well that is always abandoned outside someone else's house. A good example of far too many vehicles for their chosen home.

LetsTryAgain

2,904 posts

74 months

Sunday 8th November 2020
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Gad-Westy said:
There is a house on our street where the daughter does this all the time. The drive is short enough that the rear wheels are actually on the road. They almost always have a van parked perpendicularly next to it on the pavement too so to get past on foot you have to walk past both on the road. It's a quiet street so not the end of the world but have some pride people! How can you feel okay about leaving a car like that?

They have a fourth car as well that is always abandoned outside someone else's house. A good example of far too many vehicles for their chosen home.
Most of that can be applied to most people/families.
Too many people living there, too many cars, selfish ahole parking and no pride in anything beyond the size of their TV.

Hol

8,419 posts

201 months

Monday 9th November 2020
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PF62 said:
I have no time for morons who vandalise cars.

But if you choose to act like a selfish by parking on the pavement so completely blocking it, then I have no sympathy at all if that attracts the attention of a moron.
Well said.

bmwmike

6,955 posts

109 months

Monday 9th November 2020
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Dont have a photo, but i was walking my daughter to school last friday along a narrow pavement and someone pulled into a parking space alongside the kerb where we were walking, and the car bumper brushed into the rucksack I was carrying (by my side) which banged into my leg. Now, no actual harm done, but if i was parking i'd never dream of allowing my car to actually make contact with another person or object. And yet, when i pointed this out to the driver they seemed very surprised that I even mentioned it.

In fact, on discussing this in a couple of different quarters I seem to be the only one who thinks this is poor driver behaviour, which i find even more odd. Is it just me?




LetsTryAgain

2,904 posts

74 months

Monday 9th November 2020
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It’s not just you.

They’re an idiot.

DoubleD

22,154 posts

109 months

Monday 9th November 2020
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bmwmike said:
Dont have a photo, but i was walking my daughter to school last friday along a narrow pavement and someone pulled into a parking space alongside the kerb where we were walking, and the car bumper brushed into the rucksack I was carrying (by my side) which banged into my leg. Now, no actual harm done, but if i was parking i'd never dream of allowing my car to actually make contact with another person or object. And yet, when i pointed this out to the driver they seemed very surprised that I even mentioned it.

In fact, on discussing this in a couple of different quarters I seem to be the only one who thinks this is poor driver behaviour, which i find even more odd. Is it just me?
People don't like to have their driving mistakes pointed out to them, they were likely mortified, but just didn't want to show that they had made an error.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Monday 9th November 2020
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DoubleD said:
People don't like to have their driving mistakes pointed out to them, they were likely mortified, but just didn't want to show that they had made an error.
Reminds me of when I was rear ended (not dramatically), while sitting at a red light.
I asked the woman driver of the BMW for her details, citing possible hidden damage under the boot, (it turned out that my fuel tank was dented, a failure on a Black Cab examination).
The woman said, “I barely touched you, just disturbed some dust.”
Fortunately there’s always another Black Cab driver nearby to act as a witness, it all worked out right.